90+ Hilarious White Elephant Gifts Everyone Will Fight Over

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Searching for some unique white elephant gifts worth fighting for? Well, you’ve come to the right place.


We’ve rounded up a wide variety of ideas that will provide the inspiration you need to find the perfect white elephant gift this year.


Bring along your item of choice to the party and watch the mayhem unfold. 


From hilarious gag gifts to innovative gadgets you thought never existed, here’s a list of 90+ unique white elephant gifts everyone will be fighting over.


Can of Whoop-Ass

Can of Whoop-Ass

It’s time to open up a Can of Whoop-Ass on your enemy! Packed with 8oz of pwnage, 1/2 cup of pain, 3 teaspoons of humiliation, and 1oz of hardcore. Get ready to take on the world with this explosive blend of attitude and domination.

From Amazon

$89.99
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How To Poo At Work Book

How To Poo At Work Book

Learn how to effectively unleash an unholy demon at work, with the How To Poo At Work Book. Readers will learn how to avoid co-workers, get in and out of the bathroom quickly, and, primarily, maintain privacy and dignity.

From Amazon

From $4.86
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After Dinner Nipples

After Dinner Nipples

Provide the perfect end to a meal that your guests will love with the After Dinner Nipples. Included are 10 nipple chocolates filled with a mint flavoured fondant cream centre. The ultimate curtain call to any dinner party.

From Amazon

$29.90
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Golf Club Bottle Opener

Golf Club Bottle Opener

Tee off your next beverage with style using the Golf Club Bottle Opener. Crafted from upcycled and repurposed vintage wooden golf club heads, each opener is a hole-in-one when it comes to unique style and functionality.

From Etsy

$40.00
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Shower Margarita Machine

Shower Margarita Machine

Surprise your friends with the Shower Margarita Machine prank gift box. A high-end design for a non-existent product, it's the ultimate joke for any margarita lover. No mess, no fuss, just an empty box and pure laughter!

From Amazon

$8.95
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Ham Flavored Candy Canes

Ham Flavored Candy Canes

Pay homage to the Christmas ham with these ham flavored candy canes. The Hamdy canes are 5.25" tall and the pack contains 6 canes. Be warned, mixing these with the regular candy canes may land you on Santa's naughty list.

From Perpetual Kid

$6.99
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French Fry Holder for Car

French Fry Holder for Car

Keep your fries secure and hands free with the Car French Fry Holder. The french fry tray fits into any standard automotive cup holder and is a must-have accessory for someone who loves their ‘fries on the fly’ and a nice clean car.

From Amazon

$13.95
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William Shakespeare Insults Cards

William Shakespeare Insults Cards

Want to insult your friends while keeping your class but modern day insults just aren’t enough? The William Shakespeare insults cards will expand your vocabulary and teach you some of the best insults from Shakespearean times.

From IWOOT

$8.99
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Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce

Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce

Prepare for a taste revolution that not only ignites your senses but also gives your bowels a spicy wake-up call. The Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce is crafted with an arsenal of fiery habaneros that could wake the dead.

From Amazon

$11.99
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Bag of Reindeer Farts

Bag of Reindeer Farts

Treat Santa to his favorite snack while he travels the globe, with a Bag of Reindeer Farts. It is a delicacy so rare that few know it exists, unless you’re from the North Pole. Includes a bag of fluffy sweet peppermint cotton candy.

From Perpetual Kid

$8.99
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Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Get ready to thumb-ble with this thumb wrestling ring. With its miniature wrestling ring design, it takes thumb wars to the next level whether you're looking to challenge your friends, assert thumb dominance or settle a bet.

From Amazon

$16.99
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Snoop Dogg Pokémon Card

Snoop Dogg Pokémon Card

Unleash the legendary swagger of the rap game and the world of Pokémon with the Snoop Dogg Pokémon Card. Moves like "Drop it like it's hot" aren't just lyrics; they're the battle commands that'll have your opponents tapping out.

From Etsy

$15.00
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Santa Beard Face Masks

Santa Beard Face Masks

Celebrate responsibly over the holiday season with the merriest of masks. The Santa Beard Face Masks come in a pack of 2 and are made out of 100% cotton. It will keep your face warm, frostbite free and provide some festive cheer!

From Amazon

$11.95
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Snowball Maker

Snowball Maker

The ultimate snowballs are yours for the making with the remarkable Snowball Maker. This device helps you make the perfect 2.7" diameter snowballs in record time, while you keep your hands warm and cozy in your winter mitts.

From Inspire Uplift

$30.00
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American Mullet Socks

American Mullet Socks

Rock until you drop with the American Mullet Socks. The rockabilly socks are business in the front, and 100% party in the back. The perfect gift for the mullet lovers who are looking to bring back the most iconic hairstyle from the 80s.

From Amazon

$13.99
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Snow Globe Sweaters

Snow Globe Sweaters

Be a naughty elf this Christmas with these snow globe sweaters. These warmers will make sure your nips stay warm and out of site from any brisk winds. The perfect stocking filling for ladies that will have everyone laughing.

From Amazon

$12.99
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Shot Glass Roulette

Shot Glass Roulette

Lose your brain cells, not all your hard earned cash. The Shot glass roulette drinking game is great to play whether you’re a gambler, an alcoholic or both! Guaranteed to be a party favorite and safer than the Russian equivalent.

From Amazon

$19.99
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Umbrella Dog Leash

Umbrella Dog Leash

Protect your pooches' fur from the rain with the Umbrella Dog Leash. The 77cm diameter umbrella can be easily attached to the collar of your dog and includes an easy to grip handle that allows you to hold it comfortably.

From Inspire Uplift

$30.00
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Saucemoto Dip Clip

Saucemoto Dip Clip

Prevent the mess while you eat and dip on the road with the Saucemoto dip clip. The in-car 5-in-1 condiment holder is designed to fit just about any type of vehicle vent. It is time for you cut the crap and stop dipping irresponsibly.

From Amazon

$9.90
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Coffee Slut Mug

Coffee Slut Mug

Appreciate a good "cup of joe" with the Coffee Slut Mug. The mug is inspired by Trixie & Milo’s nostalgia for the "good ol' days", and is the perfect gift for someone who cannot function without their morning brew.

From Etsy

$12.95
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Pizza Socks Box

Pizza Socks Box

Surprise your friends with the Pizza Socks Box, they look just like real pizza and it even comes with a little pizza saver. Each pizza box contains 4 pairs of pizza themed socks like pepperoni, hawaiian, vegetarian or even mixed.

From Amazon

$25.99
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Chicken Muscle Arms

Chicken Muscle Arms

Make your chicken’s the most arrogant and feared animals on your farm with these chicken muscle arms. They are made of high-quality and  silicone material, are environmentally friendly and will cause no harm to your chickens.

From Amazon

$12.69
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Desktop Punch Machine

Desktop Punch Machine

Bring some competitive vibes to any office with this hilarious retro desktop punch machine. The ultimate boxing arcade game that you can take to work and find out who truly has the strongest flicking power in the office.

From IWOOT

$32.49
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Undies for Two

Undies for Two

Get closer to your partner with these undies for two. They have 4 leg holes and a stretchy elastic band so they're one size fits all. The undies for two is guaranteed to add some cheeky fun and excitement into your love life.

From Amazon

$14.97
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Golf Ball Finding Glasses

Golf Ball Finding Glasses

No matter how bad you are, at least you'll always be able to find your ball in the rough with the golf ball finding glasses. The blue lens will make the ball appear more clearly and they fit over most prescription glasses.

From IWOOT

$13.99
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Smokémon Rolling Tray

Smokémon Rolling Tray

Gotta roll ‘em all with the vibrant Smokémon rolling tray. It’s made out of durable metal so you don’t have to worry about scratches, dents or stains, ensuring a smooth rolling experience. The ideal accessory for any smoke kit.

From Amazon

$11.99
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Banana Phone

Banana Phone

Cause a stir at your white elephant gift exchange with this Banana Phone. It has a wireless handset, clear audio and connects to both iPhone and Android devices. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone!!!

From Amazon

from $49.99
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Pet Tornado

Pet Tornado

If you're desk looks like it's been hit by a tornado, you can always blame it on your pet tornado. Swirl the jar to create a mini vortex of chaos, bubbles and glitter. A fun gift for weather enthusiasts and storm chasers.

From Perpetual Kid

$10.99
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Desktop Henry Vacuum

Desktop Henry Vacuum

Keep your desktop area free from dust with the desktop Henry vacuum cleaner. Henry can make light work of any cookie crumbs or light debris on your desk. There's also an included crevice tool for those hard to reach places.

From IWOOT

$15.99
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Floating Beer Pong Table

Floating Beer Pong Table

It's time to mix it up with this floating beer pong table. It has 8 cup holders around the edges for spectator's beers and a cooler in the centre that can hold up to 18 beers, perfect for any pool party or a day on the lake.

From Amazon

$29.99
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Guzzle Buddy

Guzzle Buddy

As seen on Shark Tank, the Guzzle Buddy allows you to enjoy your favorite beverage in a more practical and classy way. Screw it onto your favorite beer or bottle of wine so that you can aerate, pour, and drink in one simple step.

From Amazon

$12.99
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Thor's Hammer Water Bottle

Thor's Hammer Water Bottle

Show your love for the Norse god of thunder with this Thor Hammer Water Bottle. This 57oz water bottle is the perfect way to stay hydrated on the go. It has a tough, rugged exterior and an ergonomic handle for convenient carrying.

From Amazon

$21.99
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Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump

Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump

Some say he's crass, others say he's a genius. But the one thing everyone agrees on is that he's entertaining. The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump is comprised of Trump's tweets, organized by specific themes and topics.

From Amazon

$23.00
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Chicken Nugget Cushion

Chicken Nugget Cushion

Cuddle up to this chicken nugget cushion. The chicken nugget cushion is ideal for the nugget addict in your life. The cushion covers are sublimation printed and have a zipper on the side for easy cleaning.

From Etsy

$34.99
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Potty Piano

Potty Piano

Drown out the normal toilet sounds while you're pinching a loaf with the potty piano. Compose your next masterpiece while you're on the can. The potty piano fits around your toilet and comes with a song book to get you started.

From Perpetual Kid

$19.99
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Eggplant Stress Toy

Eggplant Stress Toy

Don’t keep stress and anger bottled up, take it out on the Eggplant stress toy. This above average sized stress toy is 7 inches long and super squishy. A fun way to relieve stress with everyone's favorite cheeky emoji.

From IWOOT

$11.49
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Dutch Oven Fart Blanket

Dutch Oven Fart Blanket

Craft some authentic Dutch Oven recipes such as “The Creeper”, with the Dutch Oven Fart Blanket. This soft and cozy blanket has a secret layer of lining to absorb the smell of your farts, while you wait for an innocent soul to walk by.

From Etsy

$51.59
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Illuminati Membership Card

Illuminati Membership Card

Become a member of the mysterious secret society that doesn't exist with this official illuminati membership card. The highly coveted new world order ID card can be customized with your name and the option of adding a photo.

From Etsy

$9.99+
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Fish School Training Kit

Fish School Training Kit

Teach your fish how to bend it like Beckham with the Fish School Training Kit. Included is a manual with training tips from world famous fish trainer Dr Dean Pomerleau, a training field, hoops, and balls to teach them several tricks.

From Amazon

$29.99
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Keychain Balls

Keychain Balls

There’s never been a nicer pair to hang from your keys like the Keychain Balls. This fine set of nuts will make sure that you never misplace your keys again and give you something softer to hold as you go about your day.

From Etsy

$6.95
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Misfortune Cookies

Misfortune Cookies

Fortune cookies can be boring, but these misfortune cookies are more realistic. The cookies contain pessimistic, mean and outright cruel messages that are best enjoyed with friends that enjoy dark cookies and dark humor.

From Amazon

$19.95
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Life Vest Beer Koozie

Life Vest Beer Koozie

Never lose a beer to the water again with the Life Vest Beer Koozie. Keep your beer cool while you’re floating on the lake or ocean with this vintage orange life vest. The perfect gift for the outdoorsy types and avid beer drinkers.

From Perpetual Kid

$14.99
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Polar Iceberg Drink Stones

Polar Iceberg Drink Stones

There’s nothing worse than ice melting and diluting your drink. Never mind the constant need to refill your ice cube trays. Pop these Polar Icebergs into the freezer for 3-4 hours and keep your beverages cool all day long.

From IWOOT

$20.99
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Popdarts Original Game Set

Popdarts Original Game Set

Get ready for endless fun with the Popdarts Original Game Set! This suction cup-throwing game will test your skills. The closest Popdart to the Target Marker earns 3 points, and every other sticking Popdart earns 1 point.

From Amazon

$34.99
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Humping Animals Coloring Book

Humping Animals Coloring Book

Add some adult humor to your day and relieve stress or anxiety with this humping animals coloring book. The hilarious coloring book for adults features a variety of animals humping, with a special treat on the last page.

From Amazon

$4.99
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Barry Wood Meme Mug

Barry Wood Meme Mug

Surprise your co-workers during the morning coffee break with the Barry Wood Meme Mug. As you fill up the cup with hot water, Mr. Wood begins to appear as the mug heats up. The perfect office gag to have the place in tears.

From Etsy

$13.67
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Mac and Cheese Candy Canes

Mac and Cheese Candy Canes

Make this holiday season extra cheesy with these mac and cheese flavored candy canes. The candy canes are the ultimate blend of cheesy goodness and festive sweetness for all the adventurous foodies or holiday pranksters.

From Amazon

$12.99
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Donald Trump Toilet Brush

Donald Trump Toilet Brush

Make your toilet great again. Roll out some presidential humor with this Donald Trump toilet brush. Your toilet will never look as good when you scrub it with his golden locks. The perfect gag gift for your political allies or foes.

From Amazon

$14.95
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Cum Rag

Cum Rag

It’s time to replace those old socks under your bed with the embroidered Cum Rag towels. They are made to clean what you made dirty and are the perfect accessory if you don’t want a new baby in the house this year.

From Etsy

$17.04
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Chocolate Willies

Chocolate Willies

Treat the woman in your life, friend or bride to be with a box of chocolate willies. The box of chocolate willies contains white, milk and dark Belgian chocolate so everyone is bound to find the perfect willy for their palate.

From Etsy

$13.99
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Supermodel Legs Fridge Magnet

Supermodel Legs Fridge Magnet

These sexy legs walk the walk and talk the talk. The Supermodel Legs fridge magnet is made to cheer you up and provide a laugh as you go about your day. It will be the sexiest pair of legs to ever grace your fridge.

From Etsy

$3.74
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Electric S’mores Maker

Electric S’mores Maker

Bring the gooey goodness of S’mores indoors with the indoor electric s’mores maker. No longer will you need to light a fire or have to listen to those dreadful campfire songs just to enjoy these marshmallow treats.

From Amazon

$24.50
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Face Mask Coasters

Face Mask Coasters

Keep your tables safe while adding some humor to any party with these hilarious face mask coasters. The face coasters are double sided with a variety of funny faces that can be used as a creative photo op for social media.

From Amazon

$8.49
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Dill Dough Stress Reliever

Dill Dough Stress Reliever

Relieve life's pressures with the Dill Dough Stress Reliever. The dill dough can transform those challenging moments into a dill-iciously enjoyable experience. Stress relief has never been this amusing.

From Amazon

$11.99
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Cheese Printer

Cheese Printer

Now you can make your family portraits even cheesier with the all new cheese printer! The only cheese printer to be endorsed by the amazingly talented & totally real celebrity chef Henri Rémoulade.

From Amazon

$7.99
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The Moon Ring

The Moon Ring

Are you looking to get one over on your loved one? Well, look no further than The Moon Ring. When the box is opened, an unholy fart is released. Some people say it’s the greatest gag gift since the whoopee cushion.

From Amazon

$29.95
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Sit On My Face Mask

Sit On My Face Mask

Is there a better way to greet someone than to suggest they sit on your face? This mask is extremely soft and breathable. It can keep you comfortable all day long and protect you from any germs that are lingering nowadays.

From Amazon

$7.99
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Golf Club Toilet Brush

Golf Club Toilet Brush

Tee off your bathroom cleaning routine with the golf club toilet brush. The must-have bathroom accessory for golf fanatics, it features an ergonomic design and silicone bristles both sides to help get sparkling all round.

From Amazon

$11.99
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Chicken Leg Socks

Chicken Leg Socks

Bring out your inner comedi-hen with the Chicken Leg Socks. These hilarious socks are made of 80% cotton, are both soft and breathable and will make your legs look slim. An im-peck-able addition to your sock drawer.

From Inspire Uplift

$9.97
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Mail Order Goat Prank Box

Mail Order Goat Prank Box

Confuse your friends or piss off your annoying neighbor with this mail order goat prank box. The prank box will be sent anonymously to the target, with tips for grooming and loving the goat they think is being delivered.

From Etsy

$9.99
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DIY Murder Mystery Set

DIY Murder Mystery Set

Host your own interactive crime thriller dinner party with the DIY Murder Mystery Set. It is created for up to 12 players and includes 3 alternative endings, so that you can play it over and over again to reveal the true culprit.

From IWOOT

$47.99
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Computer Rear View Mirror

Computer Rear View Mirror

Never get caught slacking by your boss or brown-nose colleagues with the help of this computer rear view mirror. The rear view mirror features a clip and flexible stem allowing you to cover your office blind spots with ease.

From Amazon

$12.99
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6 Shot Glass Dispenser and Holder

6 Shot Glass Dispenser and Holder

Get this 6 shot glass dispenser and holder for your next holiday blowout. With the ability to fill up six shot glasses at once, make sure no one dips away from sending your favorite liquor straight down the hatch.

From Amazon

$8.00
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Christmas Chair Socks

Christmas Chair Socks

Add a festive touch to your home's decor this year with the Christmas Chair Socks. Included is a set of 4 socks that are stretchy to fit the majority of furniture leg shapes. This makes them super easy to slip on and off the chairs.

From Inspire Uplift

$43.94
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Penis Light Switch

Penis Light Switch

Have your switches looking well-hung with a Penis Light Switch. They are available in different colors to superbly align with any phallus-focused decor. The perfect way to prank your spouse, friends, and uninvited guests.

From Etsy

$5.00
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The WineRack

The WineRack

Who needs a wine glass when you can just use your bra? The WineRack is a comfortable sports bra that holds 25oz or 750ml of your favorite cocktail. The perfect apparel for your next festival!

From Amazon

$28.99
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Poppit Stress Sheets

Poppit Stress Sheets

Reduce your stress levels and avoid an office meltdown with these stress relieving poppit sheets. These convenient poppit stress sheets are easy to remove when you need them most and will help you wash away your internal rage.

From Amazon

$7.99
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Food Truck Bird Feeder

Food Truck Bird Feeder

Who said that food trucks are for the birds? You got that right…The Cheep Eats Food Truck Bird Feeder is the perfect food truck pit-stop for all the hungry beaks in your neighborhood and a great gift idea for bird lovers and bird watchers!

From Perpetual Kid

$19.99
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Scream Jar

Scream Jar

Release your pent up rage with the stress releasing Scream Jar. It reduces the sound of your screams so you can let it all out no matter where you are. Ideal for in the office, traffic jams or dinner with the in-laws.

From Amazon

$69.99
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Freak in The Sheets Mug

Freak in The Sheets Mug

Show your coworkers you are ready to get down and dirty in Excel with this freak in the sheets mug. This mug is ideal for anyone that know's how to get freaky with data entry and dominate a pivot table to show it who's boss.

From Etsy

$10.99
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Vinyl Chopping Board

Vinyl Chopping Board

Build up a good chopping rhythm with this 'Chop It Like It's Hot' cutting board. With a 30cm radius and made of toughened glass with a chinchilla finish, this durable chopping board is the perfect gift for all you home chefs this year.

From IWOOT

$26.99
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Dehydrated Water

Dehydrated Water

Quench your thirst with this 16oz can of Dehydrated Water. This can when diluted, can make up to infinite gallons of water. All you have to do is add water! The perfect gag gift for a friend with a refined sense of humor.

From Amazon

$12.91
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How To Cope With A Massive Penis

How To Cope With A Massive Penis

There comes a time in a man's life when he gets fed up with taping it to the inside of his leg. The How To Cope With A Massive Penis journal has a stylish laminated matte hardcover and is the perfect gag gift for your husband or partner.

From Etsy

$27.90
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Doorballs

Doorballs

Grab your visitors attention by making them grab your doorballs. This hilarious gift comes with an easy peel and stick adhesive strip for easy application. As seen in Scary Movie 2, these balls will be sure to make a loud bang.

From Amazon

$28.95
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$100 Bill Sponges

$100 Bill Sponges

Maintain your baller status while washing the dishes with these $100 bill sponges. The multi-layered dish sponges feature non-scratch scrub pads and resembles a stack of Benjamins. The ideal housewarming gift for any young player.

From Amazon

$7.99
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Finger Puppet Boxing Gloves

Finger Puppet Boxing Gloves

Get ready to host the tiniest showdown in town with the Finger Puppet Boxing Gloves. Turn your fingers into feisty fighters and throw some comical jabs, hooks, and uppercuts. It's a knockout in the world of finger-sized fisticuffs!

From Amazon

$4.99
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Kettlebell Protein Scooper

Kettlebell Protein Scooper

Pump up your guns with the Protein Pump Kettlebell Scooper. Crafted with the precision of a seasoned weightlifter, the 30g scooper is the perfect companion to help you measure out your gains and keep your nutrition on point.

From Etsy

$12.95
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Dog Christmas Pajamas

Dog Christmas Pajamas

Get your pup ready for the holidays this year with the Dog Christmas Pajamas. Included are 3 onesies with different festive designs. They are made to protect your dog's limbs, keep them warm and have them full of holiday cheer.

From Amazon

From $15.99
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Thick-fil-A T-Shirt

Thick-fil-A T-Shirt

Who needs chicken sandwiches when you can flex your way through life? The Thick-fil-A shirt is not just any regular shirt, it is a declaration of your dedication to both massive gains and the popular Chick-fil-A fast food restaurant.

From Etsy

$16.82+
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Cucci Bloom Candle

Cucci Bloom Candle

Nothing quite sets the mood on date night like lighting up a cucci candle. This candle fragrance begins with fruity notes of mango and ripe papaya, completed with rich vanilla, toasted coconut and a hint of soft musk.

From Etsy

$28.81
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Grass Flip Flops

Grass Flip Flops

Feel your toes in the grass all day long with the Grass Flip Flops. These flip flops are made from durable synthetic turf and will give you the relaxing barefoot experience of walking on real grass, anywhere you go.

From Amazon

$20.07
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Shart Wipes

Shart Wipes

Clean up your next silent but deadly fart with the disposable Shart Wipes. Anyone who has had an upset stomach in the past knows that they could be surprised with a rogue squirt. This travel-sized pack of 15 has got you covered.

From Amazon

$9.99
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Psyduck Pill Bottle

Psyduck Pill Bottle

Ever experienced those moments when you're just one step away from a Psyduck-style headache? Well, now you can add a dash of humor to your life and store your hyper potion pills, courtesy of the Psyduck Pill Bottle.

From Etsy

$8.50
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Turkey Earrings

Turkey Earrings

Embrace the spirit of Thanksgiving and let your fashion sense soar with these playful and eye-catching Turkey Earrings. Each earring is a tiny masterpiece, capturing the essence of a perfectly cooked Thanksgiving turkey.

From Etsy

$18.00+
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Santa Stocking Flask

Santa Stocking Flask

Serve your drinks in a festive way this year with the Santa Stocking Flask. Fill it up with your favorite beverage, hang it anywhere, and dispense your drinks. Each Santa flask holds 2.25 liters and is the ultimate party accessory.

From Amazon

$11.99
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Build Your Own Conspiracy Theory Kit

Build Your Own Conspiracy Theory Kit

Dive headfirst into the rabbit hole of the peculiar with the Build Your Own Conspiracy Theory Kit! Calling all eccentric thinkers, peculiar pals and those who proudly wear tin-foil hats as a fashion statement – this kit is tailor-made for you.

From Amazon

$32.95
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Desktop Boxing Set

Desktop Boxing Set

Release your pent-up anger without leaving your desk with this hilarious desktop boxing set. The set includes a tiny punching bag with a suction cup, book of boxing trivia and 2 mini boxing gloves for your index fingers.

From Amazon

$9.99
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Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Lock

Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Lock

Keep your favorite ice cream safe from the vultures in your own home, with the Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Lock. It is designed to fit over your standard Ben & Jerry’s pint of ice cream and features a metal combination lock.

From Amazon

$26.99
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Bacon Flavored Toothpaste

Bacon Flavored Toothpaste

Keeping your teeth clean and healthy doesn't have to be so boring and monotonous. This crazy bacon flavored toothpaste will maintain your oral hygiene while adding some delicious bacon flavoring to your morning routine.

From Amazon

$7.99
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Lump O' Coal

Lump O' Coal

Surprise your children with the perfect stocking stuffer for naughty boys and girls, the lump o' coal. The lump o' Coal comes with a reusable, vintage red jute bag and a card telling the recipient why they're an asshole.

From Perpetual Kid

$5.99
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Blinker Fluid

Blinker Fluid

Give your loved ones the gift of safety with this bottle of blinker fluid. The bright blend blinker fluid is the ideal gift for new drivers looking to keep their blinkers bright. The 8oz premium bottle will last for up to 10,000 blinks.

From Amazon

$8.99
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Meat Shredder Claws

Meat Shredder Claws

Level up your bbq game with these meat shredder bear claws. Shred your meat in seconds, hassle free. Whether it be large pork joints or racks of ribs, no job is too large for these meat shredders.

From Amazon

$12.99
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Hatch Your Own Spiders Terrarium

Hatch Your Own Spiders Terrarium

Normal Terrariums can be so boring. Why not add some excitement to your Terrarium by adding spiders, hundreds of them. In only a matter of weeks they will be big enough to escape & roam freely all over your house.

From Amazon

$7.95
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Office Possum

Office Possum

Bring your (stuffed) pet to work day can be every day with the Office Possum! This little guy is designed to hang out on your desk, adding a touch of whimsy to your work life. Just bend his paws or sassy tail to hang him up.

From Perpetual Kid

$22.99
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Retro Brick Cell Phone

Retro Brick Cell Phone

Bring back the classic look with the Retro Brick Cell Phone! Enjoy Bluetooth connectivity, store up to 32GB of memories, and stay connected with long battery life. Plug in your headphones for a truly vintage experience.

From Amazon

$75.99
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Right or Racist Party Game

Right or Racist Party Game

Right or Racist, the card game that is guaranteed to end a friendship, break up a happy couple or prove how racist your drunk uncle really is. The first player to lose all their cards wins, then you see if they're right or racist.

From Amazon

$27.95
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Light Up Ball Sack

Light Up Ball Sack

Stay safe while cycling at night with the Light up Ball Sack. Simply hang them from your bike, give them a little tap and they will start to glow. Flashing your glowing ball sack will ensure you're safe and visible at night.

From Amazon

$10.99
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The Sad Tiny Violin

The Sad Tiny Violin

Play a song for the whiner in your life with the sad Tiny Violin. The tiny violin set is the perfect gift for the person who finds a problem in everything. As you know, with every minor inconvenience comes a therapy session.

From Etsy

$15.00
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Prosecco Pong

Prosecco Pong

Spruce up your parties with a thrilling game of Prosecco Pong. A fancier take on beer pong, this game is ideal for all you Prosecco lovers out there. Included are 12 plastic Prosecco cups and 3 pink ping pong balls.

From IWOOT

$14.99
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Penis Egg Fryer

Penis Egg Fryer

Cook up some erotic and eggciting huevos with the Penis Egg Fryer. The non-stick stencil is recommended for those that love phallic shaped eggs and kinky cuisine. Make sure to keep a close eye to ensure the eggs don’t get too hard..

From Amazon

$6.50
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