90+ Hilarious White Elephant Gifts Everyone Will Fight Over

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Searching for some unique white elephant gifts worth fighting for? Well, you’ve come to the right place.


We’ve rounded up a wide variety of ideas that will provide the inspiration you need to find the perfect white elephant gift this year.


Bring along your item of choice to the party and watch the mayhem unfold. 


From hilarious gag gifts to innovative gadgets you thought never existed, here’s a list of 90+ unique white elephant gifts everyone will be fighting over.


Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce

Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce

Prepare for a taste revolution that not only ignites your senses but also gives your bowels a spicy wake-up call. The Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce is crafted with an arsenal of fiery habaneros that could wake the dead.

From Amazon

$11.99
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Umbrella Dog Leash

Umbrella Dog Leash

Protect your pooches' fur from the rain with the Umbrella Dog Leash. The 77cm diameter umbrella can be easily attached to the collar of your dog and includes an easy to grip handle that allows you to hold it comfortably.

From Inspire Uplift

$30.00
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Smokémon Rolling Tray

Smokémon Rolling Tray

Gotta roll ‘em all with the vibrant Smokémon rolling tray. It’s made out of durable metal so you don’t have to worry about scratches, dents or stains, ensuring a smooth rolling experience. The ideal accessory for any smoke kit.

From Amazon

$11.99
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Penis Egg Fryer

Penis Egg Fryer

Cook up some erotic and eggciting huevos with the Penis Egg Fryer. The non-stick stencil is recommended for those that love phallic shaped eggs and kinky cuisine. Make sure to keep a close eye to ensure the eggs don’t get too hard..

From Amazon

$6.50
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Thor's Hammer Water Bottle

Thor's Hammer Water Bottle

Show your love for the Norse god of thunder with this Thor Hammer Water Bottle. This 57oz water bottle is the perfect way to stay hydrated on the go. It has a tough, rugged exterior and an ergonomic handle for convenient carrying.

From Amazon

$21.99
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Shower Margarita Machine

Shower Margarita Machine

Surprise your friends with the Shower Margarita Machine prank gift box. A high-end design for a non-existent product, it's the ultimate joke for any margarita lover. No mess, no fuss, just an empty box and pure laughter!

From Amazon

$8.95
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Miniature Concrete Blocks

Miniature Concrete Blocks

Build your own tiny wall or own architectural design with these Miniature Concrete Blocks. Made of real cement, these blocks are designed specifically to a 1/12 scale of an actual cinder block, measuring 1.2” x .6” in size.

From Etsy

$9.79+
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Bracelet Flask

Bracelet Flask

This 8oz Bracelet Flask is the perfect accessory for any concert and festival. The stylish bangle is a great way to sneak in a little extra liquid without anyone knowing. The stainless steel ensures that your drink will stay cold for hours.

From Amazon

$16.99
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Kettlebell Protein Scooper

Kettlebell Protein Scooper

Pump up your guns with the Protein Pump Kettlebell Scooper. Crafted with the precision of a seasoned weightlifter, the 30g scooper is the perfect companion to help you measure out your gains and keep your nutrition on point.

From Etsy

$12.95
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Snoop Dogg Pokémon Card

Snoop Dogg Pokémon Card

Unleash the legendary swagger of the rap game and the world of Pokémon with the Snoop Dogg Pokémon Card. Moves like "Drop it like it's hot" aren't just lyrics; they're the battle commands that'll have your opponents tapping out.

From Etsy

$15.00
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Funny Face Socks

Funny Face Socks

Show off your creative side with these hilarious and whimsical Funny Face Socks. Available in 10 different colors, these socks are a fun way to change up your style and are perfect for anyone who wants to put a smile on their feet.

From Etsy

$12.80
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Hatch Your Own Spiders Terrarium

Hatch Your Own Spiders Terrarium

Normal Terrariums can be so boring. Why not add some excitement to your Terrarium by adding spiders, hundreds of them. In only a matter of weeks they will be big enough to escape & roam freely all over your house.

From Amazon

$7.95
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Gender Reassignment Starter Kit

Gender Reassignment Starter Kit

The Gender Reassignment gag gift box convinces people they are receiving a DIY kit to change their gender. You have the option to send it discreetly or exposed, making it the perfect revenge prank for a co-worker or friend.

From Amazon

$14.98
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Misfortune Cookies

Misfortune Cookies

Fortune cookies can be boring, but these misfortune cookies are more realistic. The cookies contain pessimistic, mean and outright cruel messages that are best enjoyed with friends that enjoy dark cookies and dark humor.

From Amazon

$19.95
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Floating Beer Pong Table

Floating Beer Pong Table

It's time to mix it up with this floating beer pong table. It has 8 cup holders around the edges for spectator's beers and a cooler in the centre that can hold up to 18 beers, perfect for any pool party or a day on the lake.

From Amazon

$29.99
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Chicken Nugget Cushion

Chicken Nugget Cushion

Cuddle up to this chicken nugget cushion. The chicken nugget cushion is ideal for the nugget addict in your life. The cushion covers are sublimation printed and have a zipper on the side for easy cleaning.

From Etsy

$34.99
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Conference Call Bingo Mouse Pad

Conference Call Bingo Mouse Pad

Liven up your boring Zoom meetings at work with the Conference Call Bingo Mouse Pad. Make your workday more enjoyable and exciting by choosing from these 20 distinct conference call bingo "cards" with four color variations.

From Amazon

$11.99
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Umbrella Hat

Umbrella Hat

This 26” diameter wide umbrella hat is big enough to keep your head and arms dry. The umbrella hat will keep you dry or out of the sun while you're gardening, fishing or walking your dog.

From Amazon

$17.95
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Computer Rear View Mirror

Computer Rear View Mirror

Never get caught slacking by your boss or brown-nose colleagues with the help of this computer rear view mirror. The rear view mirror features a clip and flexible stem allowing you to cover your office blind spots with ease.

From Amazon

$12.99
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Face Mask Coasters

Face Mask Coasters

Keep your tables safe while adding some humor to any party with these hilarious face mask coasters. The face coasters are double sided with a variety of funny faces that can be used as a creative photo op for social media.

From Amazon

$8.49
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Coffee Slut Mug

Coffee Slut Mug

Appreciate a good "cup of joe" with the Coffee Slut Mug. The mug is inspired by Trixie & Milo’s nostalgia for the "good ol' days", and is the perfect gift for someone who cannot function without their morning brew.

From Etsy

$12.95
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Fish School Training Kit

Fish School Training Kit

Teach your fish how to bend it like Beckham with the Fish School Training Kit. Included is a manual with training tips from world famous fish trainer Dr Dean Pomerleau, a training field, hoops, and balls to teach them several tricks.

From Amazon

$29.99
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Snoop On A Stoop

Snoop On A Stoop

Add a touch of rap royalty to your holidays with a Snoop On A Stoop. Dressed in a blinged-out hoodie and oversized shades, Snoop On A Stoop is here to drop some festive beats and keep an eye on who's naughty or nice.

From Etsy

$27.30
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Desktop Henry Vacuum

Desktop Henry Vacuum

Keep your desktop area free from dust with the desktop Henry vacuum cleaner. Henry can make light work of any cookie crumbs or light debris on your desk. There's also an included crevice tool for those hard to reach places.

From IWOOT

$15.99
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Barry Wood Meme Mug

Barry Wood Meme Mug

Surprise your co-workers during the morning coffee break with the Barry Wood Meme Mug. As you fill up the cup with hot water, Mr. Wood begins to appear as the mug heats up. The perfect office gag to have the place in tears.

From Etsy

$13.67
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Snow Globe Sweaters

Snow Globe Sweaters

Be a naughty elf this Christmas with these snow globe sweaters. These warmers will make sure your nips stay warm and out of site from any brisk winds. The perfect stocking filling for ladies that will have everyone laughing.

From Amazon

$12.99
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Finger Puppet Boxing Gloves

Finger Puppet Boxing Gloves

Get ready to host the tiniest showdown in town with the Finger Puppet Boxing Gloves. Turn your fingers into feisty fighters and throw some comical jabs, hooks, and uppercuts. It's a knockout in the world of finger-sized fisticuffs!

From Amazon

$4.99
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Sit On My Face Mask

Sit On My Face Mask

Is there a better way to greet someone than to suggest they sit on your face? This mask is extremely soft and breathable. It can keep you comfortable all day long and protect you from any germs that are lingering nowadays.

From Amazon

$7.99
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Giant Pencil

Giant Pencil

This 14 inch Giant Pencil functions in all the great ways that a real pencil does. Use it as a joke in school or for doing your favorite puzzles. A big pencil for even bigger ideas! Disclaimer: It may be too big to fit behind your ear.

From Perpetual Kid

$8.99
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The WineRack

The WineRack

Who needs a wine glass when you can just use your bra? The WineRack is a comfortable sports bra that holds 25oz or 750ml of your favorite cocktail. The perfect apparel for your next festival!

From Amazon

$28.99
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Weight Plate Coaster Set

Weight Plate Coaster Set

Pump up the style in your living room with the Weight Plate Coaster Set – the perfect blend of fitness and function. These coasters mimic the appearance of weight plates, making them a must-have for fitness enthusiasts.

From Etsy

$24.95
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DIY Murder Mystery Set

DIY Murder Mystery Set

Host your own interactive crime thriller dinner party with the DIY Murder Mystery Set. It is created for up to 12 players and includes 3 alternative endings, so that you can play it over and over again to reveal the true culprit.

From IWOOT

$47.99
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Butt Plug Sink Plug

Butt Plug Sink Plug

Raise a few eyebrows at your next house party with a butt plug in your sink. The Butt Plug Sink Plug is a funny Secret Santa gift that fits any standard bathroom sink holes and comes with a chain to attach it to the sink.

From Etsy

$11.99
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Supermodel Legs Fridge Magnet

Supermodel Legs Fridge Magnet

These sexy legs walk the walk and talk the talk. The Supermodel Legs fridge magnet is made to cheer you up and provide a laugh as you go about your day. It will be the sexiest pair of legs to ever grace your fridge.

From Etsy

$3.74
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Festive Boozeballs

Festive Boozeballs

This cheery set of 6 Festive Boozeballs will get the party started over the Christmas period. Fill them up with your alcohol of choice, sit back and sip, while your kids are opening up their presents on Christmas morning.

From IWOOT

$13.99
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Meat Shredder Claws

Meat Shredder Claws

Level up your bbq game with these meat shredder bear claws. Shred your meat in seconds, hassle free. Whether it be large pork joints or racks of ribs, no job is too large for these meat shredders.

From Amazon

$12.99
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Ham Flavored Candy Canes

Ham Flavored Candy Canes

Pay homage to the Christmas ham with these ham flavored candy canes. The Hamdy canes are 5.25" tall and the pack contains 6 canes. Be warned, mixing these with the regular candy canes may land you on Santa's naughty list.

From Perpetual Kid

$6.99
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Mac and Cheese Candy Canes

Mac and Cheese Candy Canes

Make this holiday season extra cheesy with these mac and cheese flavored candy canes. The candy canes are the ultimate blend of cheesy goodness and festive sweetness for all the adventurous foodies or holiday pranksters.

From Amazon

$12.99
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Psyduck Pill Bottle

Psyduck Pill Bottle

Ever experienced those moments when you're just one step away from a Psyduck-style headache? Well, now you can add a dash of humor to your life and store your hyper potion pills, courtesy of the Psyduck Pill Bottle.

From Etsy

$8.50
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Shot Glass Roulette

Shot Glass Roulette

Lose your brain cells, not all your hard earned cash. The Shot glass roulette drinking game is great to play whether you’re a gambler, an alcoholic or both! Guaranteed to be a party favorite and safer than the Russian equivalent.

From Amazon

$19.99
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The World's Hottest Gummy Bear

The World's Hottest Gummy Bear

Challenge yourself or your friends to try the world's hottest gummy bear. This cute confectionery is made with a chilli extract that is over 9 million Scoville units, which is roughly 900 times hotter than a jalapeno.

From Amazon

$13.99
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World's Hottest Chocolate Bar

World's Hottest Chocolate Bar

Feel the burn of hellfire-infused pain with the World's Hottest Chocolate Bar. This insanely spicy chocolate bar contains “hellfire” chili extract that is rated at 9 million Scoville Heat Units, which is 900 times hotter than a jalapeno.

From Amazon

$16.99
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Elephant Trunk Underwear

Elephant Trunk Underwear

Spice up your underwear drawer with the Elephant Trunk Underwear. The ball hammock boxers bring the best of the jungle to your nether regions. They are made from MicroModal material, which is three times softer than cotton.

From Amazon

$29.99
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Doorballs

Doorballs

Grab your visitors attention by making them grab your doorballs. This hilarious gift comes with an easy peel and stick adhesive strip for easy application. As seen in Scary Movie 2, these balls will be sure to make a loud bang.

From Amazon

$28.95
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Food Truck Bird Feeder

Food Truck Bird Feeder

Who said that food trucks are for the birds? You got that right…The Cheep Eats Food Truck Bird Feeder is the perfect food truck pit-stop for all the hungry beaks in your neighborhood and a great gift idea for bird lovers and bird watchers!

From Perpetual Kid

$19.99
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Can Crusher

Can Crusher

Crushing empty pop cans the old fashioned way can be soda-pressing, but not anymore with this innovative can crusher. It crushes cans to 20% of their original size to save valuable space in your garbage and it has a bottle opener.

From Amazon

$22.95
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Santa Stocking Flask

Santa Stocking Flask

Serve your drinks in a festive way this year with the Santa Stocking Flask. Fill it up with your favorite beverage, hang it anywhere, and dispense your drinks. Each Santa flask holds 2.25 liters and is the ultimate party accessory.

From Amazon

$11.99
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Shot Glass Darts Bar

Shot Glass Darts Bar

Take a trip on the wild side this festive period with the amazing shot glass darts bar. Load up each shot glass with your strongest liquor and watch those faces drain. The perfect white elephant gift for your friends.

From Amazon

$39.99
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Chocolate Beans On Toast

Chocolate Beans On Toast

Nothing quite screams breakfast in bed than Chocolate Beans On Toast. The delicious meal consists of a solid Belgian milk chocolate slice of toast, topped with white chocolate baked beans, complete with a chocolate knife and fork.

From Etsy

$16.79
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French Fry Holder for Car

French Fry Holder for Car

Keep your fries secure and hands free with the Car French Fry Holder. The french fry tray fits into any standard automotive cup holder and is a must-have accessory for someone who loves their ‘fries on the fly’ and a nice clean car.

From Amazon

$13.95
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Jingle Balls

Jingle Balls

Spread some festive cheer and have a ball this Christmas with the Jingle Balls decoration! This cheeky ballbag ornament is the perfect blend of naughty and nice, featuring a beautiful pair of testicles adorned with a playful red bow.

From Etsy

$9.17
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Retro Brick Cell Phone

Retro Brick Cell Phone

Bring back the classic look with the Retro Brick Cell Phone! Enjoy Bluetooth connectivity, store up to 32GB of memories, and stay connected with long battery life. Plug in your headphones for a truly vintage experience.

From Amazon

$75.99
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Dutch Oven Fart Blanket

Dutch Oven Fart Blanket

Craft some authentic Dutch Oven recipes such as “The Creeper”, with the Dutch Oven Fart Blanket. This soft and cozy blanket has a secret layer of lining to absorb the smell of your farts, while you wait for an innocent soul to walk by.

From Etsy

$51.59
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Illuminati Membership Card

Illuminati Membership Card

Become a member of the mysterious secret society that doesn't exist with this official illuminati membership card. The highly coveted new world order ID card can be customized with your name and the option of adding a photo.

From Etsy

$9.99+
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Drinking Buddies Drink Markers

Drinking Buddies Drink Markers

Never mix up your drinks again with the Drinking Buddies Drink Markers. Included is a pack of 6 speedo-clad muscle men to attach to the edge of your glasses. The perfect set for bachelorette parties and girls nights out.

From Amazon

$9.99
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Prosecco Pong

Prosecco Pong

Spruce up your parties with a thrilling game of Prosecco Pong. A fancier take on beer pong, this game is ideal for all you Prosecco lovers out there. Included are 12 plastic Prosecco cups and 3 pink ping pong balls.

From IWOOT

$14.99
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Santa Beard Face Masks

Santa Beard Face Masks

Celebrate responsibly over the holiday season with the merriest of masks. The Santa Beard Face Masks come in a pack of 2 and are made out of 100% cotton. It will keep your face warm, frostbite free and provide some festive cheer!

From Amazon

$11.95
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Pizza Socks Box

Pizza Socks Box

Surprise your friends with the Pizza Socks Box, they look just like real pizza and it even comes with a little pizza saver. Each pizza box contains 4 pairs of pizza themed socks like pepperoni, hawaiian, vegetarian or even mixed.

From Amazon

$25.99
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Can of Whoop-Ass

Can of Whoop-Ass

It’s time to open up a Can of Whoop-Ass on your enemy! Packed with 8oz of pwnage, 1/2 cup of pain, 3 teaspoons of humiliation, and 1oz of hardcore. Get ready to take on the world with this explosive blend of attitude and domination.

From Amazon

$89.99
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Chicken Harness and Leash

Chicken Harness and Leash

No need to worry about your chickens crossing the road or roaming the streets anymore. This chicken harness is fully adjustable to ensure your chickens are 100% comfy no matter what. It’s time to take your feathered pets for a walk.

From Amazon

$14.99
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Chocolate Willies

Chocolate Willies

Treat the woman in your life, friend or bride to be with a box of chocolate willies. The box of chocolate willies contains white, milk and dark Belgian chocolate so everyone is bound to find the perfect willy for their palate.

From Etsy

$13.99
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The Sad Tiny Violin

The Sad Tiny Violin

Play a song for the whiner in your life with the sad Tiny Violin. The tiny violin set is the perfect gift for the person who finds a problem in everything. As you know, with every minor inconvenience comes a therapy session.

From Etsy

$15.00
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Chicken Leg Socks

Chicken Leg Socks

Bring out your inner comedi-hen with the Chicken Leg Socks. These hilarious socks are made of 80% cotton, are both soft and breathable and will make your legs look slim. An im-peck-able addition to your sock drawer.

From Inspire Uplift

$9.97
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Dog Christmas Pajamas

Dog Christmas Pajamas

Get your pup ready for the holidays this year with the Dog Christmas Pajamas. Included are 3 onesies with different festive designs. They are made to protect your dog's limbs, keep them warm and have them full of holiday cheer.

From Amazon

From $15.99
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Dill Dough Stress Reliever

Dill Dough Stress Reliever

Relieve life's pressures with the Dill Dough Stress Reliever. The dill dough can transform those challenging moments into a dill-iciously enjoyable experience. Stress relief has never been this amusing.

From Amazon

$11.99
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Wine Bottle Glass

Wine Bottle Glass

Attention wine lovers! Are you trying to cut back to just the one glass of wine? Well this is exactly what you need. This ultimate wine Bottle glass holds an entire 750mL bottle of wine — after all, it’s just the one serving.

From Amazon

$24.90
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Prosecco Bottle Glass

Prosecco Bottle Glass

Sticking to just one prosecco during brunch just became a lot easier with the prosecco bottle glass. This hilarious and functional prosecco bottle glass can hold over 940ml of prosecco, which is roughly 8 standard size servings.

From IWOOT

$24.99
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How To Poo At Work Book

How To Poo At Work Book

Learn how to effectively unleash an unholy demon at work, with the How To Poo At Work Book. Readers will learn how to avoid co-workers, get in and out of the bathroom quickly, and, primarily, maintain privacy and dignity.

From Amazon

From $4.86
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T-Rex Bottle Opener

T-Rex Bottle Opener

A T-Rex may have laughably tiny arms, but they're powerful jaws can easily crush bones or open your beer. This tiny predator will tear open any bottle with ease and it will make great addition to any barware collection.

From IWOOT

$33.49
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Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump

Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump

Some say he's crass, others say he's a genius. But the one thing everyone agrees on is that he's entertaining. The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump is comprised of Trump's tweets, organized by specific themes and topics.

From Amazon

$23.00
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Shart Wipes

Shart Wipes

Clean up your next silent but deadly fart with the disposable Shart Wipes. Anyone who has had an upset stomach in the past knows that they could be surprised with a rogue squirt. This travel-sized pack of 15 has got you covered.

From Amazon

$9.99
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Vinyl Chopping Board

Vinyl Chopping Board

Build up a good chopping rhythm with this 'Chop It Like It's Hot' cutting board. With a 30cm radius and made of toughened glass with a chinchilla finish, this durable chopping board is the perfect gift for all you home chefs this year.

From IWOOT

$26.99
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Medieval Knight Egg Cup

Medieval Knight Egg Cup

Your egg in shining armor awaits with this medieval knight egg cup. The miniature knight armor comes with a spoon “sword” and a protective helmet that securely holds your egg and keeps it warm until you’re ready to eat.

From Amazon

$13.99
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Penis Light Switch

Penis Light Switch

Have your switches looking well-hung with a Penis Light Switch. They are available in different colors to superbly align with any phallus-focused decor. The perfect way to prank your spouse, friends, and uninvited guests.

From Etsy

$5.00
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Stretch Armstrong Toy

Stretch Armstrong Toy

Stretch Armstrong is a toy made of a rubber-like material that children can stretch up to 4x its size. Stretch him, yank him and tie him in knots. When you let him go, he will utilize his super strength to transform back into shape.

From Amazon

$24.99
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Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Lock

Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Lock

Keep your favorite ice cream safe from the vultures in your own home, with the Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Lock. It is designed to fit over your standard Ben & Jerry’s pint of ice cream and features a metal combination lock.

From Amazon

$26.99
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Wine Condoms

Wine Condoms

Prevent 99.9% of unplanned spillages and accidents with these practical wine condoms. The wine condom slips over the top of your wine bottle and once it's been sensually rolled down, your wine remains unspoiled and pure.

From Amazon

$14.99
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Right or Racist Party Game

Right or Racist Party Game

Right or Racist, the card game that is guaranteed to end a friendship, break up a happy couple or prove how racist your drunk uncle really is. The first player to lose all their cards wins, then you see if they're right or racist.

From Amazon

$27.95
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Golf Club Toilet Brush

Golf Club Toilet Brush

Tee off your bathroom cleaning routine with the golf club toilet brush. The must-have bathroom accessory for golf fanatics, it features an ergonomic design and silicone bristles both sides to help get sparkling all round.

From Amazon

$11.99
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Banana Phone

Banana Phone

Cause a stir at your white elephant gift exchange with this Banana Phone. It has a wireless handset, clear audio and connects to both iPhone and Android devices. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone!!!

From Amazon

from $49.99
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Grass Flip Flops

Grass Flip Flops

Feel your toes in the grass all day long with the Grass Flip Flops. These flip flops are made from durable synthetic turf and will give you the relaxing barefoot experience of walking on real grass, anywhere you go.

From Amazon

$20.07
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After Dinner Nipples

After Dinner Nipples

Provide the perfect end to a meal that your guests will love with the After Dinner Nipples. Included are 10 nipple chocolates filled with a mint flavoured fondant cream centre. The ultimate curtain call to any dinner party.

From Amazon

$29.90
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Cum Rag

Cum Rag

It’s time to replace those old socks under your bed with the embroidered Cum Rag towels. They are made to clean what you made dirty and are the perfect accessory if you don’t want a new baby in the house this year.

From Etsy

$17.04
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Thick-fil-A T-Shirt

Thick-fil-A T-Shirt

Who needs chicken sandwiches when you can flex your way through life? The Thick-fil-A shirt is not just any regular shirt, it is a declaration of your dedication to both massive gains and the popular Chick-fil-A fast food restaurant.

From Etsy

$16.82+
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Desktop Boxing Set

Desktop Boxing Set

Release your pent-up anger without leaving your desk with this hilarious desktop boxing set. The set includes a tiny punching bag with a suction cup, book of boxing trivia and 2 mini boxing gloves for your index fingers.

From Amazon

$9.99
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Build Your Own Conspiracy Theory Kit

Build Your Own Conspiracy Theory Kit

Dive headfirst into the rabbit hole of the peculiar with the Build Your Own Conspiracy Theory Kit! Calling all eccentric thinkers, peculiar pals and those who proudly wear tin-foil hats as a fashion statement – this kit is tailor-made for you.

From Amazon

$32.95
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Undies for Two

Undies for Two

Get closer to your partner with these undies for two. They have 4 leg holes and a stretchy elastic band so they're one size fits all. The undies for two is guaranteed to add some cheeky fun and excitement into your love life.

From Amazon

$14.97
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Lucky Charms Candle

Lucky Charms Candle

The Lucky Charms Candle allows you to enjoy the scent of your favorite childhood cereal without the mess. Made from natural soy wax, this sweet-smelling candle has a subtle scent of marshmallow, frosting, and other cereal flavors.

From Etsy

$37.14
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Saucemoto Dip Clip

Saucemoto Dip Clip

Prevent the mess while you eat and dip on the road with the Saucemoto dip clip. The in-car 5-in-1 condiment holder is designed to fit just about any type of vehicle vent. It is time for you cut the crap and stop dipping irresponsibly.

From Amazon

$9.90
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Office Possum

Office Possum

Bring your (stuffed) pet to work day can be every day with the Office Possum! This little guy is designed to hang out on your desk, adding a touch of whimsy to your work life. Just bend his paws or sassy tail to hang him up.

From Perpetual Kid

$22.99
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Bag of Reindeer Farts

Bag of Reindeer Farts

Treat Santa to his favorite snack while he travels the globe, with a Bag of Reindeer Farts. It is a delicacy so rare that few know it exists, unless you’re from the North Pole. Includes a bag of fluffy sweet peppermint cotton candy.

From Perpetual Kid

$8.99
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Eggplant Stress Toy

Eggplant Stress Toy

Don’t keep stress and anger bottled up, take it out on the Eggplant stress toy. This above average sized stress toy is 7 inches long and super squishy. A fun way to relieve stress with everyone's favorite cheeky emoji.

From IWOOT

$11.49
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Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Get ready to thumb-ble with this thumb wrestling ring. With its miniature wrestling ring design, it takes thumb wars to the next level whether you're looking to challenge your friends, assert thumb dominance or settle a bet.

From Amazon

$16.99
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Porn For Women

Porn For Women

Take a break and enter a world of fantasy with the Porn for Women book. It features a photo collection of attractive men cleaning, cooking, and even listening, accompanied by steamy captions such as "I love a clean house!".

From Amazon

From $7.99
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Beer Infused Hot Sauce

Beer Infused Hot Sauce

Beer infused hot sauce, a must have for any fan of craft beer and hot sauces. This 3 pack contains a mild Sriracha, a garlic serrano and a hot chipotle infused with lager, farmhouse ale and pale ale. Perfect for beer pairings.

From Amazon

$24.99
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Golf Club Bottle Opener

Golf Club Bottle Opener

Tee off your next beverage with style using the Golf Club Bottle Opener. Crafted from upcycled and repurposed vintage wooden golf club heads, each opener is a hole-in-one when it comes to unique style and functionality.

From Etsy

$40.00
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Mail Order Goat Prank Box

Mail Order Goat Prank Box

Confuse your friends or piss off your annoying neighbor with this mail order goat prank box. The prank box will be sent anonymously to the target, with tips for grooming and loving the goat they think is being delivered.

From Etsy

$9.99
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Cockroach Bag Clip

Cockroach Bag Clip

Stop people from stealing your leftover chips with this disgusting cockroach bag clip. It looks just like a real cockroach and will deter any would-be chip thief. They come in a pack of 4 so you can protect multiple bags.

From Amazon

$9.99
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Guzzle Buddy

Guzzle Buddy

As seen on Shark Tank, the Guzzle Buddy allows you to enjoy your favorite beverage in a more practical and classy way. Screw it onto your favorite beer or bottle of wine so that you can aerate, pour, and drink in one simple step.

From Amazon

$12.99
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6 Shot Glass Dispenser and Holder

6 Shot Glass Dispenser and Holder

Get this 6 shot glass dispenser and holder for your next holiday blowout. With the ability to fill up six shot glasses at once, make sure no one dips away from sending your favorite liquor straight down the hatch.

From Amazon

$8.00
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