90+ Hilarious White Elephant Gifts Everyone Will Fight Over

Are you looking to get one over on your loved one? Well, look no further than The Moon Ring. When the box is opened, an unholy fart is released. Some people say it’s the greatest gag gift since the whoopee cushion.

From Amazon

Confuse your friends or piss off your annoying neighbor with this mail order goat prank box. The prank box will be sent anonymously to the target, with tips for grooming and loving the goat they think is being delivered.

From Etsy

Stretch Armstrong is a toy made of a rubber-like material that children can stretch up to 4x its size. Stretch him, yank him and tie him in knots. When you let him go, he will utilize his super strength to transform back into shape.

From Amazon

Never get caught slacking by your boss or brown-nose colleagues with the help of this computer rear view mirror. The rear view mirror features a clip and flexible stem allowing you to cover your office blind spots with ease.

From Amazon

The ultimate snowballs are yours for the making with the remarkable Snowball Maker. This device helps you make the perfect 2.7" diameter snowballs in record time, while you keep your hands warm and cozy in your winter mitts.

From Inspire Uplift

Keep your desktop area free from dust with the desktop Henry vacuum cleaner. Henry can make light work of any cookie crumbs or light debris on your desk. There's also an included crevice tool for those hard to reach places.

From IWOOT

This 14 inch Giant Pencil functions in all the great ways that a real pencil does. Use it as a joke in school or for doing your favorite puzzles. A big pencil for even bigger ideas! Disclaimer: It may be too big to fit behind your ear.

From Perpetual Kid

Build up a good chopping rhythm with this 'Chop It Like It's Hot' cutting board. With a 30cm radius and made of toughened glass with a chinchilla finish, this durable chopping board is the perfect gift for all you home chefs this year.

From IWOOT

The Lucky Charms Candle allows you to enjoy the scent of your favorite childhood cereal without the mess. Made from natural soy wax, this sweet-smelling candle has a subtle scent of marshmallow, frosting, and other cereal flavors.

From Etsy

Pump up the style in your living room with the Weight Plate Coaster Set – the perfect blend of fitness and function. These coasters mimic the appearance of weight plates, making them a must-have for fitness enthusiasts.

From Etsy

Prevent the mess while you eat and dip on the road with the Saucemoto dip clip. The in-car 5-in-1 condiment holder is designed to fit just about any type of vehicle vent. It is time for you cut the crap and stop dipping irresponsibly.

From Amazon

Release your pent-up anger without leaving your desk with this hilarious desktop boxing set. The set includes a tiny punching bag with a suction cup, book of boxing trivia and 2 mini boxing gloves for your index fingers.

From Amazon

This cheery set of 6 Festive Boozeballs will get the party started over the Christmas period. Fill them up with your alcohol of choice, sit back and sip, while your kids are opening up their presents on Christmas morning.

From IWOOT

Toast your dogs with ease with this retro series hot dog and bun toaster. It allows you to toast up to 2 delicious, regular-size hot dogs and two buns at the same time. Included is a mini prong to prevent any burns.

From Amazon

Fortune cookies can be boring, but these misfortune cookies are more realistic. The cookies contain pessimistic, mean and outright cruel messages that are best enjoyed with friends that enjoy dark cookies and dark humor.

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Right or Racist, the card game that is guaranteed to end a friendship, break up a happy couple or prove how racist your drunk uncle really is. The first player to lose all their cards wins, then you see if they're right or racist.

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Lose your brain cells, not all your hard earned cash. The Shot glass roulette drinking game is great to play whether you’re a gambler, an alcoholic or both! Guaranteed to be a party favorite and safer than the Russian equivalent.

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Take a break and enter a world of fantasy with the Porn for Women book. It features a photo collection of attractive men cleaning, cooking, and even listening, accompanied by steamy captions such as "I love a clean house!".

From Amazon

Make your toilet great again. Roll out some presidential humor with this Donald Trump toilet brush. Your toilet will never look as good when you scrub it with his golden locks. The perfect gag gift for your political allies or foes.

From Amazon

These sexy legs walk the walk and talk the talk. The Supermodel Legs fridge magnet is made to cheer you up and provide a laugh as you go about your day. It will be the sexiest pair of legs to ever grace your fridge.

From Etsy

Never lose a beer to the water again with the Life Vest Beer Koozie. Keep your beer cool while you’re floating on the lake or ocean with this vintage orange life vest. The perfect gift for the outdoorsy types and avid beer drinkers.

From Perpetual Kid

Serve your drinks in a festive way this year with the Santa Stocking Flask. Fill it up with your favorite beverage, hang it anywhere, and dispense your drinks. Each Santa flask holds 2.25 liters and is the ultimate party accessory.

From Amazon

Play a song for the whiner in your life with the sad Tiny Violin. The tiny violin set is the perfect gift for the person who finds a problem in everything. As you know, with every minor inconvenience comes a therapy session.

From Etsy

Attention wine lovers! Are you trying to cut back to just the one glass of wine? Well this is exactly what you need. This ultimate wine Bottle glass holds an entire 750mL bottle of wine — after all, it’s just the one serving.

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Your egg in shining armor awaits with this medieval knight egg cup. The miniature knight armor comes with a spoon “sword” and a protective helmet that securely holds your egg and keeps it warm until you’re ready to eat.

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Stay safe while cycling at night with the Light up Ball Sack. Simply hang them from your bike, give them a little tap and they will start to glow. Flashing your glowing ball sack will ensure you're safe and visible at night.

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This 26” diameter wide umbrella hat is big enough to keep your head and arms dry. The umbrella hat will keep you dry or out of the sun while you're gardening, fishing or walking your dog.

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Put the biggest smile on your partner's face with the Pet Baked Bean. The happy bean is protected by a little thimble dome and glued in to keep it safe. The perfect buddy for your kitchen shelf, office desk or car dashboard.

From Etsy

Spice up your underwear drawer with the Elephant Trunk Underwear. The ball hammock boxers bring the best of the jungle to your nether regions. They are made from MicroModal material, which is three times softer than cotton.

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Keep your fries secure and hands free with the Car French Fry Holder. The french fry tray fits into any standard automotive cup holder and is a must-have accessory for someone who loves their ‘fries on the fly’ and a nice clean car.

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Host your own interactive crime thriller dinner party with the DIY Murder Mystery Set. It is created for up to 12 players and includes 3 alternative endings, so that you can play it over and over again to reveal the true culprit.

From IWOOT

Celebrate responsibly over the holiday season with the merriest of masks. The Santa Beard Face Masks come in a pack of 2 and are made out of 100% cotton. It will keep your face warm, frostbite free and provide some festive cheer!

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Keeping your teeth clean and healthy doesn't have to be so boring and monotonous. This crazy bacon flavored toothpaste will maintain your oral hygiene while adding some delicious bacon flavoring to your morning routine.

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Completely ruin your coworkers coffee break with this disgusting prank mug. The cigarette prank mug looks unassuming but hides a ceramic cigarette butt inside that your coworker won't find until they reach the last sip.

From Abracadabra NYC

Embrace the spirit of Thanksgiving and let your fashion sense soar with these playful and eye-catching Turkey Earrings. Each earring is a tiny masterpiece, capturing the essence of a perfectly cooked Thanksgiving turkey.

From Etsy

Keep your tables safe while adding some humor to any party with these hilarious face mask coasters. The face coasters are double sided with a variety of funny faces that can be used as a creative photo op for social media.

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Bring out your inner comedi-hen with the Chicken Leg Socks. These hilarious socks are made of 80% cotton, are both soft and breathable and will make your legs look slim. An im-peck-able addition to your sock drawer.

From Inspire Uplift

Crushing empty pop cans the old fashioned way can be soda-pressing, but not anymore with this innovative can crusher. It crushes cans to 20% of their original size to save valuable space in your garbage and it has a bottle opener.

From Amazon

Make your chicken’s the most arrogant and feared animals on your farm with these chicken muscle arms. They are made of high-quality and  silicone material, are environmentally friendly and will cause no harm to your chickens.

From Amazon

Treat the woman in your life, friend or bride to be with a box of chocolate willies. The box of chocolate willies contains white, milk and dark Belgian chocolate so everyone is bound to find the perfect willy for their palate.

From Etsy

Reduce your stress levels and avoid an office meltdown with these stress relieving poppit sheets. These convenient poppit stress sheets are easy to remove when you need them most and will help you wash away your internal rage.

From Amazon

Bring some competitive vibes to any office with this hilarious retro desktop punch machine. The ultimate boxing arcade game that you can take to work and find out who truly has the strongest flicking power in the office.

From IWOOT

Teach your fish how to bend it like Beckham with the Fish School Training Kit. Included is a manual with training tips from world famous fish trainer Dr Dean Pomerleau, a training field, hoops, and balls to teach them several tricks.

From Amazon

Feel your toes in the grass all day long with the Grass Flip Flops. These flip flops are made from durable synthetic turf and will give you the relaxing barefoot experience of walking on real grass, anywhere you go.

From Amazon

Is there a better way to greet someone than to suggest they sit on your face? This mask is extremely soft and breathable. It can keep you comfortable all day long and protect you from any germs that are lingering nowadays.

From Amazon

Teach your girls about unwanted body hair the fun way with the original shave and play Borbie. Bring out your inner beautician by using the included razor to trim Borbie and give her the silky smooth skin she deserves.

From Etsy

Tee off your bathroom cleaning routine with the golf club toilet brush. The must-have bathroom accessory for golf fanatics, it features an ergonomic design and silicone bristles both sides to help get sparkling all round.

From Amazon

Grab your visitors attention by making them grab your doorballs. This hilarious gift comes with an easy peel and stick adhesive strip for easy application. As seen in Scary Movie 2, these balls will be sure to make a loud bang.

From Amazon

Show off your barista capabilities and create detailed latte art with the electronic Coffee Art Pen. Pour your selected seasoning powder into the pen holder, close the lid, hold down the button and start painting your own designs.

From Amazon

Protect your pooches' fur from the rain with the Umbrella Dog Leash. The 77cm diameter umbrella can be easily attached to the collar of your dog and includes an easy to grip handle that allows you to hold it comfortably.

From Inspire Uplift

Add a festive touch to your home's decor this year with the Christmas Chair Socks. Included is a set of 4 socks that are stretchy to fit the majority of furniture leg shapes. This makes them super easy to slip on and off the chairs.

From Inspire Uplift

Get this 6 shot glass dispenser and holder for your next holiday blowout. With the ability to fill up six shot glasses at once, make sure no one dips away from sending your favorite liquor straight down the hatch.

From Amazon

Get your pup ready for the holidays this year with the Dog Christmas Pajamas. Included are 3 onesies with different festive designs. They are made to protect your dog's limbs, keep them warm and have them full of holiday cheer.

From Amazon

Liven up your boring Zoom meetings at work with the Conference Call Bingo Mouse Pad. Make your workday more enjoyable and exciting by choosing from these 20 distinct conference call bingo "cards" with four color variations.

From Amazon

Unleash the legendary swagger of the rap game and the world of Pokémon with the Snoop Dogg Pokémon Card. Moves like "Drop it like it's hot" aren't just lyrics; they're the battle commands that'll have your opponents tapping out.

From Etsy

Never mix up your drinks again with the Drinking Buddies Drink Markers. Included is a pack of 6 speedo-clad muscle men to attach to the edge of your glasses. The perfect set for bachelorette parties and girls nights out.

From Amazon

Ever experienced those moments when you're just one step away from a Psyduck-style headache? Well, now you can add a dash of humor to your life and store your hyper potion pills, courtesy of the Psyduck Pill Bottle.

From Etsy

Release your pent up rage with the stress releasing Scream Jar. It reduces the sound of your screams so you can let it all out no matter where you are. Ideal for in the office, traffic jams or dinner with the in-laws.

From Amazon

Get ready to host the tiniest showdown in town with the Finger Puppet Boxing Gloves. Turn your fingers into feisty fighters and throw some comical jabs, hooks, and uppercuts. It's a knockout in the world of finger-sized fisticuffs!

From Amazon

Are you brave/stupid enough to take on this hot sauce roulette? Each of the 12 bottles increases the heat by adding an extra ingredient to the mix. Each bottle contains .75oz so there should be plenty to go around.

From Amazon

Surprise your children with the perfect stocking stuffer for naughty boys and girls, the lump o' coal. The lump o' Coal comes with a reusable, vintage red jute bag and a card telling the recipient why they're an asshole.

From Perpetual Kid

Dive into a culinary experience without the calories with the Bath Spaghetti. The 100% natural and vegan body wash turns your shower time into a saucy adventure. So lather up, slurp down, and enjoy a bath that's truly al dente.

From Etsy

Nothing quite sets the mood on date night like lighting up a cucci candle. This candle fragrance begins with fruity notes of mango and ripe papaya, completed with rich vanilla, toasted coconut and a hint of soft musk.

From Etsy

Raise a few eyebrows at your next house party with a butt plug in your sink. The Butt Plug Sink Plug is a funny Secret Santa gift that fits any standard bathroom sink holes and comes with a chain to attach it to the sink.

From Etsy

Rock until you drop with the American Mullet Socks. The rockabilly socks are business in the front, and 100% party in the back. The perfect gift for the mullet lovers who are looking to bring back the most iconic hairstyle from the 80s.

From Amazon

It’s time to replace those old socks under your bed with the embroidered Cum Rag towels. They are made to clean what you made dirty and are the perfect accessory if you don’t want a new baby in the house this year.

From Etsy

Who said that food trucks are for the birds? You got that right…The Cheep Eats Food Truck Bird Feeder is the perfect food truck pit-stop for all the hungry beaks in your neighborhood and a great gift idea for bird lovers and bird watchers!

From Perpetual Kid

Stop people from stealing your leftover chips with this disgusting cockroach bag clip. It looks just like a real cockroach and will deter any would-be chip thief. They come in a pack of 4 so you can protect multiple bags.

From Amazon

Offensive-ish crayons are a great gift for those that are easily offended. Why not surprise Karen with a box of all her favorite colors like victim blame blue and midlife crisis gray. Please send all complaints to the manufacturer.

From Perpetual Kid

Gotta roll ‘em all with the vibrant Smokémon rolling tray. It’s made out of durable metal so you don’t have to worry about scratches, dents or stains, ensuring a smooth rolling experience. The ideal accessory for any smoke kit.

From Amazon

If you're desk looks like it's been hit by a tornado, you can always blame it on your pet tornado. Swirl the jar to create a mini vortex of chaos, bubbles and glitter. A fun gift for weather enthusiasts and storm chasers.

From Perpetual Kid

Get closer to your partner with these undies for two. They have 4 leg holes and a stretchy elastic band so they're one size fits all. The undies for two is guaranteed to add some cheeky fun and excitement into your love life.

From Amazon

Show your love for the Norse god of thunder with this Thor Hammer Water Bottle. This 57oz water bottle is the perfect way to stay hydrated on the go. It has a tough, rugged exterior and an ergonomic handle for convenient carrying.

From Amazon

Bring your (stuffed) pet to work day can be every day with the Office Possum! This little guy is designed to hang out on your desk, adding a touch of whimsy to your work life. Just bend his paws or sassy tail to hang him up.

From Perpetual Kid

Make this holiday season extra cheesy with these mac and cheese flavored candy canes. The candy canes are the ultimate blend of cheesy goodness and festive sweetness for all the adventurous foodies or holiday pranksters.

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Pump up your guns with the Protein Pump Kettlebell Scooper. Crafted with the precision of a seasoned weightlifter, the 30g scooper is the perfect companion to help you measure out your gains and keep your nutrition on point.

From Etsy

Show your coworkers you are ready to get down and dirty in Excel with this freak in the sheets mug. This mug is ideal for anyone that know's how to get freaky with data entry and dominate a pivot table to show it who's boss.

From Etsy

Treat Santa to his favorite snack while he travels the globe, with a Bag of Reindeer Farts. It is a delicacy so rare that few know it exists, unless you’re from the North Pole. Includes a bag of fluffy sweet peppermint cotton candy.

From Perpetual Kid

Add some adult humor to your day and relieve stress or anxiety with this humping animals coloring book. The hilarious coloring book for adults features a variety of animals humping, with a special treat on the last page.

From Amazon

Prevent 99.9% of unplanned spillages and accidents with these practical wine condoms. The wine condom slips over the top of your wine bottle and once it's been sensually rolled down, your wine remains unspoiled and pure.

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Clean up your next silent but deadly fart with the disposable Shart Wipes. Anyone who has had an upset stomach in the past knows that they could be surprised with a rogue squirt. This travel-sized pack of 15 has got you covered.

From Amazon

Be a naughty elf this Christmas with these snow globe sweaters. These warmers will make sure your nips stay warm and out of site from any brisk winds. The perfect stocking filling for ladies that will have everyone laughing.

From Amazon

Sticking to just one prosecco during brunch just became a lot easier with the prosecco bottle glass. This hilarious and functional prosecco bottle glass can hold over 940ml of prosecco, which is roughly 8 standard size servings.

From IWOOT

As seen on Shark Tank, the Guzzle Buddy allows you to enjoy your favorite beverage in a more practical and classy way. Screw it onto your favorite beer or bottle of wine so that you can aerate, pour, and drink in one simple step.

From Amazon

Surprise your friends with the Shower Margarita Machine prank gift box. A high-end design for a non-existent product, it's the ultimate joke for any margarita lover. No mess, no fuss, just an empty box and pure laughter!

From Amazon

Relieve life's pressures with the Dill Dough Stress Reliever. The dill dough can transform those challenging moments into a dill-iciously enjoyable experience. Stress relief has never been this amusing.

From Amazon

Some say he's crass, others say he's a genius. But the one thing everyone agrees on is that he's entertaining. The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump is comprised of Trump's tweets, organized by specific themes and topics.

From Amazon

Appreciate a good "cup of joe" with the Coffee Slut Mug. The mug is inspired by Trixie & Milo’s nostalgia for the "good ol' days", and is the perfect gift for someone who cannot function without their morning brew.

From Etsy

No matter how bad you are, at least you'll always be able to find your ball in the rough with the golf ball finding glasses. The blue lens will make the ball appear more clearly and they fit over most prescription glasses.

From IWOOT

Who needs a wine glass when you can just use your bra? The WineRack is a comfortable sports bra that holds 25oz or 750ml of your favorite cocktail. The perfect apparel for your next festival!

From Amazon

Feel the burn of hellfire-infused pain with the World's Hottest Chocolate Bar. This insanely spicy chocolate bar contains “hellfire” chili extract that is rated at 9 million Scoville Heat Units, which is 900 times hotter than a jalapeno.

From Amazon

Drown out the normal toilet sounds while you're pinching a loaf with the potty piano. Compose your next masterpiece while you're on the can. The potty piano fits around your toilet and comes with a song book to get you started.

From Perpetual Kid

There’s never been a nicer pair to hang from your keys like the Keychain Balls. This fine set of nuts will make sure that you never misplace your keys again and give you something softer to hold as you go about your day.

From Etsy

The Gender Reassignment gag gift box convinces people they are receiving a DIY kit to change their gender. You have the option to send it discreetly or exposed, making it the perfect revenge prank for a co-worker or friend.

From Amazon

Cuddle up to this chicken nugget cushion. The chicken nugget cushion is ideal for the nugget addict in your life. The cushion covers are sublimation printed and have a zipper on the side for easy cleaning.

From Etsy

Spread some festive cheer and have a ball this Christmas with the Jingle Balls decoration! This cheeky ballbag ornament is the perfect blend of naughty and nice, featuring a beautiful pair of testicles adorned with a playful red bow.

From Etsy

Cook up some erotic and eggciting huevos with the Penis Egg Fryer. The non-stick stencil is recommended for those that love phallic shaped eggs and kinky cuisine. Make sure to keep a close eye to ensure the eggs don’t get too hard..

From Amazon

There’s nothing worse than ice melting and diluting your drink. Never mind the constant need to refill your ice cube trays. Pop these Polar Icebergs into the freezer for 3-4 hours and keep your beverages cool all day long.

From IWOOT

Level up your bbq game with these meat shredder bear claws. Shred your meat in seconds, hassle free. Whether it be large pork joints or racks of ribs, no job is too large for these meat shredders.

From Amazon

There comes a time in a man's life when he gets fed up with taping it to the inside of his leg. The How To Cope With A Massive Penis journal has a stylish laminated matte hardcover and is the perfect gag gift for your husband or partner.

From Etsy