30+ Unique White Elephant Gifts Everyone Will Fight Over

Turn your living room into a peaceful garden by day and a dance floor by night. This self watering planter has a double-layer design that lifts your plant above the water to prevent root rot and provides an ongoing supply of moisture.

This 14 inch Giant Pencil functions in all the great ways that a real pencil does. Use it as a joke in school or for doing your favorite puzzles. A big pencil for even bigger ideas! Disclaimer: It may be too big to fit behind your ear.

Offensive-ish crayons are a great gift for those that are easily offended. Why not surprise Karen with a box of all her favorite colors like victim blame blue and midlife crisis gray. Please send all complaints to the manufacturer.

A T-Rex may have laughably tiny arms, but they're powerful jaws can easily crush bones or open your beer. This tiny predator will tear open any bottle with ease and it will make great addition to any barware collection.

Attention wine lovers! Are you trying to cut back to just the one glass of wine? Well this is exactly what you need. This ultimate wine Bottle glass holds an entire 750mL bottle of wine — after all, it’s just the one serving.

No need to worry about your chickens crossing the road or roaming the streets anymore. This chicken harness is fully adjustable to ensure your chickens are 100% comfy no matter what. It’s time to take your feathered pets for a walk.

Who said that food trucks are for the birds? You got that right…The Cheep Eats Food Truck Bird Feeder is the perfect food truck pit-stop for all the hungry beaks in your neighborhood and a great gift idea for bird lovers and bird watchers!

Make your chicken’s the most arrogant and feared animals on your farm with these chicken muscle arms. They are made of high-quality and  silicone material, are environmentally friendly and will cause no harm to your chickens.

Spruce up your parties with a thrilling game of Prosecco Pong. A fancier take on beer pong, this game is ideal for all you Prosecco lovers out there. Included are 12 plastic Prosecco cups and 3 pink ping pong balls.

Grab your visitors attention by making them grab your doorballs. This hilarious gift comes with an easy peel and stick adhesive strip for easy application. As seen in Scary Movie 2, these balls will be sure to make a loud bang.

Beer infused hot sauce, a must have for any fan of craft beer and hot sauces. This 3 pack contains a mild Sriracha, a garlic serrano and a hot chipotle infused with lager, farmhouse ale and pale ale. Perfect for beer pairings.

Crushing empty pop cans the old fashioned way can be soda-pressing, but not anymore with this innovative can crusher. It crushes cans to 20% of their original size to save valuable space in your garbage and it has a bottle opener.

Sticking to just one prosecco during brunch just became a lot easier with the prosecco bottle glass. This hilarious and functional prosecco bottle glass can hold over 940ml of prosecco, which is roughly 8 standard size servings.

There’s nothing worse than ice melting and diluting your drink. Never mind the constant need to refill your ice cube trays. Pop these Polar Icebergs into the freezer for 3-4 hours and keep your beverages cool all day long.

Stay safe while cycling at night with the Light up Ball Sack. Simply hang them from your bike, give them a little tap and they will start to glow. Flashing your glowing ball sack will ensure you're safe and visible at night.

Be a naughty elf this Christmas with these snow globe sweaters. These warmers will make sure your nips stay warm and out of site from any brisk winds. The perfect stocking filling for ladies that will have everyone laughing.

Release your pent up rage with the stress releasing Scream Jar. It reduces the sound of your screams so you can let it all out no matter where you are. Ideal for in the office, traffic jams or dinner with the in-laws.

It's time to mix it up with this floating beer pong table. It has 8 cup holders around the edges for spectator's beers and a cooler in the centre that can hold up to 18 beers, perfect for any pool party or a day on the lake.

Who needs a wine glass when you can just use your bra? The WineRack is a comfortable sports bra that holds 25oz or 750ml of your favorite cocktail. The perfect apparel for your next festival!

Keep your cool while working from home or finishing that assignment you've been putting off for weeks with the USB mini fridge. It holds a single 12oz beverage and it's powered via USB so you can plug it in to your computer.

This 26” diameter wide umbrella hat is big enough to keep your head and arms dry. The umbrella hat will keep you dry or out of the sun while you're gardening, fishing or walking your dog.

Drown out the normal toilet sounds while you're pinching a loaf with the potty piano. Compose your next masterpiece while you're on the can. The potty piano fits around your toilet and comes with a song book to get you started.

Treat the woman in your life, friend or bride to be with a box of chocolate willies. The box of chocolate willies contains white, milk and dark Belgian chocolate so everyone is bound to find the perfect willy for their palate.

Nothing quite sets the mood on date night like lighting up a cucchi candle. This candle fragrance begins with fruity notes of mango and ripe papaya, completed with rich vanilla, toasted coconut and a hint of soft musk.

These stylish little puffer jacket beer koozies will keep your drink nice and cold, just as the fridge intended it. The double insulated jacket will keep your hands warm, while the tucked in arms allows you to keep a better grip on your beer.

Build up a good chopping rhythm with this 'Chop It Like It's Hot' cutting board. With a 30cm radius and made of toughened glass with a chinchilla finish, this durable chopping board is the perfect gift for all you home chefs this year.

No matter how bad you are, at least you'll always be able to find your ball in the rough with the golf ball finding glasses. The blue lens will make the ball appear more clearly and they fit over most prescription glasses.

Get this 6 shot glass dispenser and holder for your next holiday blowout. With the ability to fill up six shot glasses at once, make sure no one dips away from sending your favorite liquor straight down the hatch.

Gotta roll ‘em all with the vibrant Smokémon rolling tray. It’s made out of durable metal so you don’t have to worry about scratches, dents or stains, ensuring a smooth rolling experience. The ideal accessory for any smoke kit.

We were a bit glazed and confused looking at this one. The donut hole coffee mug has a 16 oz capacity and a compartment to fit a full-sized doughnut. A sweet and hole-some gift for coffee and donut lovers.

Your egg in shining armor awaits with this medieval knight egg cup. The miniature knight armor comes with a spoon “sword” and a protective helmet that securely holds your egg and keeps it warm until you’re ready to eat.

Are you brave/stupid enough to take on this hot sauce roulette? Each of the 12 bottles increases the heat by adding an extra ingredient to the mix. Each bottle contains .75oz so there should be plenty to go around.

Surprise your friends with the Pizza Socks Box, they look just like real pizza and it even comes with a little pizza saver. Each pizza box contains 4 pairs of pizza themed socks like pepperoni, hawaiian, vegetarian or even mixed.

Lose your brain cells, not all your hard earned cash. The Shot glass roulette drinking game is great to play whether you’re a gambler, an alcoholic or both! Guaranteed to be a party favorite and safer than the Russian equivalent.

Get closer to your partner with these undies for two. They have 4 leg holes and a stretchy elastic band so they're one size fits all. The undies for two is guaranteed to add some cheeky fun and excitement into your love life.

Toast your dogs with ease with this retro series hot dog and bun toaster. It allows you to toast up to 2 delicious, regular-size hot dogs and two buns at the same time. Included is a mini prong to prevent any burns.

Quench your thirst with this 16oz can of Dehydrated Water. This can when diluted, can make up to infinite gallons of water. All you have to do is add water! The perfect gag gift for a friend with a refined sense of humor.

Now you can make your family portraits even cheesier with the all new cheese printer! The only cheese printer to be endorsed by the amazingly talented & totally real celebrity chef Henri Rémoulade.

Be trigger happy when opening your favorite bottle of wine, with the WineOvation electric gun wine opener. It is fully rechargeable with the included charging base and will uncork 30 bottles before it needs a re-charge.

Finally, you can enjoy a hot bath or shower without having to worry about where to put your wine. The bath wine holder will stick to your wall and securely hold your wine in place so its always safe and close to hand.

Take a trip on the wild side this festive period with the amazing shot glass darts bar. Load up each shot glass with your strongest liquor and watch those faces drain. The perfect white elephant gift for your friends.

Are you looking to get one over on your loved one? Well, look no further than The Moon Ring. When the box is opened, an unholy fart is released. Some people say it’s the greatest gag gift since the whoopee cushion.

Level up your bbq game with these meat shredder bear claws. Shred your meat in seconds, hassle free. Whether it be large pork joints or racks of ribs, no job is too large for these meat shredders.

Bring the gooey goodness of S’mores indoors with the indoor electric s’mores maker. No longer will you need to light a fire or have to listen to those dreadful campfire songs just to enjoy these marshmallow treats.

Have the same level of confidence as the legendary Brian Fantana, with the Anchorman Sex Panther Cologne. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. Remember - 60% of the time, it works every time.

Make your toilet great again. Roll out some presidential humor with this Donald Trump toilet brush. Your toilet will never look as good when you scrub it with his golden locks. The perfect gag gift for your political allies or foes.

Drinking wine has never been so easy with the new SIPSIP Wine Glass. Reduce your wine splashes and spills with this unique wine glass that has built in straw. The ideal accessory for a wine and dine night with the girls.

Normal Terrariums can be so boring. Why not add some excitement to your Terrarium by adding spiders, hundreds of them. In only a matter of weeks they will be big enough to escape & roam freely all over your house.

Is there a better way to greet someone than to suggest they sit on your face? This mask is extremely soft and breathable. It can keep you comfortable all day long and protect you from any germs that are lingering nowadays.

Keep your desktop area free from dust with the desktop Henry vacuum cleaner. Henry can make light work of any cookie crumbs or light debris on your desk. There's also an included crevice tool for those hard to reach places.

Simplify your Wake and Bake with this ceramic Bong Mug. No more swapping between your coffee and your bong, now you can enjoy both at the same time. The mug can hold 11oz of fluid and it’s got a decent size bowl too.

Cause a stir at your white elephant gift exchange with this Banana Phone. It has a wireless handset, clear audio and connects to both iPhone and Android devices. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone!!!

Right or Racist, the card game that is guaranteed to end a friendship, break up a happy couple or prove how racist your drunk uncle really is. The first player to lose all their cards wins, then you see if they're right or racist.