Searching for some unique white elephant gifts worth fighting for? Well, you’ve come to the right place.
We’ve rounded up a wide variety of ideas that will provide the inspiration you need to find the perfect white elephant gift this year.
Bring along your item of choice to the party and watch the mayhem unfold.
From hilarious gag gifts to innovative gadgets you thought never existed, here’s a list of 90+ unique white elephant gifts everyone will be fighting over.
Add a touch of rap royalty to your holidays with a Snoop On A Stoop. Dressed in a blinged-out hoodie and oversized shades, Snoop On A Stoop is here to drop some festive beats and keep an eye on who's naughty or nice.
From Etsy
Have your switches looking well-hung with a Penis Light Switch. They are available in different colors to superbly align with any phallus-focused decor. The perfect way to prank your spouse, friends, and uninvited guests.
From Etsy
Stretch Armstrong is a toy made of a rubber-like material that children can stretch up to 4x its size. Stretch him, yank him and tie him in knots. When you let him go, he will utilize his super strength to transform back into shape.
From Amazon
Are you looking to get one over on your loved one? Well, look no further than The Moon Ring. When the box is opened, an unholy fart is released. Some people say it’s the greatest gag gift since the whoopee cushion.
From Amazon
Feel your toes in the grass all day long with the Grass Flip Flops. These flip flops are made from durable synthetic turf and will give you the relaxing barefoot experience of walking on real grass, anywhere you go.
From Amazon
Challenge yourself or your friends to try the world's hottest gummy bear. This cute confectionery is made with a chilli extract that is over 9 million Scoville units, which is roughly 900 times hotter than a jalapeno.
From Amazon
Don’t keep stress and anger bottled up, take it out on the Eggplant stress toy. This above average sized stress toy is 7 inches long and super squishy. A fun way to relieve stress with everyone's favorite cheeky emoji.
From IWOOT
Attention wine lovers! Are you trying to cut back to just the one glass of wine? Well this is exactly what you need. This ultimate wine Bottle glass holds an entire 750mL bottle of wine — after all, it’s just the one serving.
From Amazon
These sexy legs walk the walk and talk the talk. The Supermodel Legs fridge magnet is made to cheer you up and provide a laugh as you go about your day. It will be the sexiest pair of legs to ever grace your fridge.
From Etsy
Who needs a wine glass when you can just use your bra? The WineRack is a comfortable sports bra that holds 25oz or 750ml of your favorite cocktail. The perfect apparel for your next festival!
From Amazon
Reduce your stress levels and avoid an office meltdown with these stress relieving poppit sheets. These convenient poppit stress sheets are easy to remove when you need them most and will help you wash away your internal rage.
From Amazon
Show your coworkers you are ready to get down and dirty in Excel with this freak in the sheets mug. This mug is ideal for anyone that know's how to get freaky with data entry and dominate a pivot table to show it who's boss.
From Etsy
There comes a time in a man's life when he gets fed up with taping it to the inside of his leg. The How To Cope With A Massive Penis journal has a stylish laminated matte hardcover and is the perfect gag gift for your husband or partner.
From Etsy
Take a trip on the wild side this festive period with the amazing shot glass darts bar. Load up each shot glass with your strongest liquor and watch those faces drain. The perfect white elephant gift for your friends.
From Amazon
Pump up the style in your living room with the Weight Plate Coaster Set – the perfect blend of fitness and function. These coasters mimic the appearance of weight plates, making them a must-have for fitness enthusiasts.
From Etsy
These stylish little puffer jacket beer koozies will keep your drink nice and cold, just as the fridge intended it. The double insulated jacket will keep your hands warm, while the tucked in arms allows you to keep a better grip on your beer.
From Perpetual Kid
Who needs chicken sandwiches when you can flex your way through life? The Thick-fil-A shirt is not just any regular shirt, it is a declaration of your dedication to both massive gains and the popular Chick-fil-A fast food restaurant.
From Etsy
Add some adult humor to your day and relieve stress or anxiety with this humping animals coloring book. The hilarious coloring book for adults features a variety of animals humping, with a special treat on the last page.
From Amazon
No need to worry about your chickens crossing the road or roaming the streets anymore. This chicken harness is fully adjustable to ensure your chickens are 100% comfy no matter what. It’s time to take your feathered pets for a walk.
From Amazon
Show your love for the Norse god of thunder with this Thor Hammer Water Bottle. This 57oz water bottle is the perfect way to stay hydrated on the go. It has a tough, rugged exterior and an ergonomic handle for convenient carrying.
From Amazon
Make your toilet great again. Roll out some presidential humor with this Donald Trump toilet brush. Your toilet will never look as good when you scrub it with his golden locks. The perfect gag gift for your political allies or foes.
From Amazon
It’s time to open up a Can of Whoop-Ass on your enemy! Packed with 8oz of pwnage, 1/2 cup of pain, 3 teaspoons of humiliation, and 1oz of hardcore. Get ready to take on the world with this explosive blend of attitude and domination.
From Amazon
Give your loved ones the gift of safety with this bottle of blinker fluid. The bright blend blinker fluid is the ideal gift for new drivers looking to keep their blinkers bright. The 8oz premium bottle will last for up to 10,000 blinks.
From Amazon
Tee off your bathroom cleaning routine with the golf club toilet brush. The must-have bathroom accessory for golf fanatics, it features an ergonomic design and silicone bristles both sides to help get sparkling all round.
From Amazon
The Gender Reassignment gag gift box convinces people they are receiving a DIY kit to change their gender. You have the option to send it discreetly or exposed, making it the perfect revenge prank for a co-worker or friend.
From Amazon
Teach your girls about unwanted body hair the fun way with the original shave and play Borbie. Bring out your inner beautician by using the included razor to trim Borbie and give her the silky smooth skin she deserves.
From Etsy
Protect your pooches' fur from the rain with the Umbrella Dog Leash. The 77cm diameter umbrella can be easily attached to the collar of your dog and includes an easy to grip handle that allows you to hold it comfortably.
From Inspire Uplift
Right or Racist, the card game that is guaranteed to end a friendship, break up a happy couple or prove how racist your drunk uncle really is. The first player to lose all their cards wins, then you see if they're right or racist.
From Amazon
Serve your drinks in a festive way this year with the Santa Stocking Flask. Fill it up with your favorite beverage, hang it anywhere, and dispense your drinks. Each Santa flask holds 2.25 liters and is the ultimate party accessory.
From Amazon
Ever experienced those moments when you're just one step away from a Psyduck-style headache? Well, now you can add a dash of humor to your life and store your hyper potion pills, courtesy of the Psyduck Pill Bottle.
From Etsy
This 26” diameter wide umbrella hat is big enough to keep your head and arms dry. The umbrella hat will keep you dry or out of the sun while you're gardening, fishing or walking your dog.
From Amazon
Stop people from stealing your leftover chips with this disgusting cockroach bag clip. It looks just like a real cockroach and will deter any would-be chip thief. They come in a pack of 4 so you can protect multiple bags.
From Amazon
Spice up your underwear drawer with the Elephant Trunk Underwear. The ball hammock boxers bring the best of the jungle to your nether regions. They are made from MicroModal material, which is three times softer than cotton.
From Amazon
Stay safe while cycling at night with the Light up Ball Sack. Simply hang them from your bike, give them a little tap and they will start to glow. Flashing your glowing ball sack will ensure you're safe and visible at night.
From Amazon
Tee off your next beverage with style using the Golf Club Bottle Opener. Crafted from upcycled and repurposed vintage wooden golf club heads, each opener is a hole-in-one when it comes to unique style and functionality.
From Etsy
It’s time to replace those old socks under your bed with the embroidered Cum Rag towels. They are made to clean what you made dirty and are the perfect accessory if you don’t want a new baby in the house this year.
From Etsy
Cause a stir at your white elephant gift exchange with this Banana Phone. It has a wireless handset, clear audio and connects to both iPhone and Android devices. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone!!!
From Amazon
Never lose a beer to the water again with the Life Vest Beer Koozie. Keep your beer cool while you’re floating on the lake or ocean with this vintage orange life vest. The perfect gift for the outdoorsy types and avid beer drinkers.
From Perpetual Kid
Sticking to just one prosecco during brunch just became a lot easier with the prosecco bottle glass. This hilarious and functional prosecco bottle glass can hold over 940ml of prosecco, which is roughly 8 standard size servings.
From IWOOT
A T-Rex may have laughably tiny arms, but they're powerful jaws can easily crush bones or open your beer. This tiny predator will tear open any bottle with ease and it will make great addition to any barware collection.
From IWOOT
Build your own tiny wall or own architectural design with these Miniature Concrete Blocks. Made of real cement, these blocks are designed specifically to a 1/12 scale of an actual cinder block, measuring 1.2” x .6” in size.
From Etsy
Release your pent up rage with the stress releasing Scream Jar. It reduces the sound of your screams so you can let it all out no matter where you are. Ideal for in the office, traffic jams or dinner with the in-laws.
From Amazon
Level up your bbq game with these meat shredder bear claws. Shred your meat in seconds, hassle free. Whether it be large pork joints or racks of ribs, no job is too large for these meat shredders.
From Amazon
Keep your fries secure and hands free with the Car French Fry Holder. The french fry tray fits into any standard automotive cup holder and is a must-have accessory for someone who loves their ‘fries on the fly’ and a nice clean car.
From Amazon
Bring the gooey goodness of S’mores indoors with the indoor electric s’mores maker. No longer will you need to light a fire or have to listen to those dreadful campfire songs just to enjoy these marshmallow treats.
From Amazon
Embrace the spirit of Thanksgiving and let your fashion sense soar with these playful and eye-catching Turkey Earrings. Each earring is a tiny masterpiece, capturing the essence of a perfectly cooked Thanksgiving turkey.
From Etsy
Keeping your teeth clean and healthy doesn't have to be so boring and monotonous. This crazy bacon flavored toothpaste will maintain your oral hygiene while adding some delicious bacon flavoring to your morning routine.
From Amazon
This cheery set of 6 Festive Boozeballs will get the party started over the Christmas period. Fill them up with your alcohol of choice, sit back and sip, while your kids are opening up their presents on Christmas morning.
From IWOOT
Unleash the legendary swagger of the rap game and the world of Pokémon with the Snoop Dogg Pokémon Card. Moves like "Drop it like it's hot" aren't just lyrics; they're the battle commands that'll have your opponents tapping out.
From Etsy
Get ready for endless fun with the Popdarts Original Game Set! This suction cup-throwing game will test your skills. The closest Popdart to the Target Marker earns 3 points, and every other sticking Popdart earns 1 point.
From Amazon
Is there a better way to greet someone than to suggest they sit on your face? This mask is extremely soft and breathable. It can keep you comfortable all day long and protect you from any germs that are lingering nowadays.
From Amazon
The ultimate snowballs are yours for the making with the remarkable Snowball Maker. This device helps you make the perfect 2.7" diameter snowballs in record time, while you keep your hands warm and cozy in your winter mitts.
From Inspire Uplift
Spread some festive cheer and have a ball this Christmas with the Jingle Balls decoration! This cheeky ballbag ornament is the perfect blend of naughty and nice, featuring a beautiful pair of testicles adorned with a playful red bow.
From Etsy
Raise a few eyebrows at your next house party with a butt plug in your sink. The Butt Plug Sink Plug is a funny Secret Santa gift that fits any standard bathroom sink holes and comes with a chain to attach it to the sink.
From Etsy
Surprise your friends with the Shower Margarita Machine prank gift box. A high-end design for a non-existent product, it's the ultimate joke for any margarita lover. No mess, no fuss, just an empty box and pure laughter!
From Amazon
There’s never been a nicer pair to hang from your keys like the Keychain Balls. This fine set of nuts will make sure that you never misplace your keys again and give you something softer to hold as you go about your day.
From Etsy
Be a naughty elf this Christmas with these snow globe sweaters. These warmers will make sure your nips stay warm and out of site from any brisk winds. The perfect stocking filling for ladies that will have everyone laughing.
From Amazon
Your egg in shining armor awaits with this medieval knight egg cup. The miniature knight armor comes with a spoon “sword” and a protective helmet that securely holds your egg and keeps it warm until you’re ready to eat.
From Amazon
Bring some competitive vibes to any office with this hilarious retro desktop punch machine. The ultimate boxing arcade game that you can take to work and find out who truly has the strongest flicking power in the office.
From IWOOT
Toast your dogs with ease with this retro series hot dog and bun toaster. It allows you to toast up to 2 delicious, regular-size hot dogs and two buns at the same time. Included is a mini prong to prevent any burns.
From Amazon
Take a break and enter a world of fantasy with the Porn for Women book. It features a photo collection of attractive men cleaning, cooking, and even listening, accompanied by steamy captions such as "I love a clean house!".
From Amazon
Keep your favorite ice cream safe from the vultures in your own home, with the Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Lock. It is designed to fit over your standard Ben & Jerry’s pint of ice cream and features a metal combination lock.
From Amazon
Show off your barista capabilities and create detailed latte art with the electronic Coffee Art Pen. Pour your selected seasoning powder into the pen holder, close the lid, hold down the button and start painting your own designs.
From Amazon
Cuddle up to this chicken nugget cushion. The chicken nugget cushion is ideal for the nugget addict in your life. The cushion covers are sublimation printed and have a zipper on the side for easy cleaning.
From Etsy
No matter how bad you are, at least you'll always be able to find your ball in the rough with the golf ball finding glasses. The blue lens will make the ball appear more clearly and they fit over most prescription glasses.
From IWOOT
Nothing quite screams breakfast in bed than Chocolate Beans On Toast. The delicious meal consists of a solid Belgian milk chocolate slice of toast, topped with white chocolate baked beans, complete with a chocolate knife and fork.
From Etsy
Quench your thirst with this 16oz can of Dehydrated Water. This can when diluted, can make up to infinite gallons of water. All you have to do is add water! The perfect gag gift for a friend with a refined sense of humor.
From Amazon
Release your pent-up anger without leaving your desk with this hilarious desktop boxing set. The set includes a tiny punching bag with a suction cup, book of boxing trivia and 2 mini boxing gloves for your index fingers.
From Amazon
Make this holiday season extra cheesy with these mac and cheese flavored candy canes. The candy canes are the ultimate blend of cheesy goodness and festive sweetness for all the adventurous foodies or holiday pranksters.
From Amazon
Keep your desktop area free from dust with the desktop Henry vacuum cleaner. Henry can make light work of any cookie crumbs or light debris on your desk. There's also an included crevice tool for those hard to reach places.
From IWOOT
Make your chicken’s the most arrogant and feared animals on your farm with these chicken muscle arms. They are made of high-quality and silicone material, are environmentally friendly and will cause no harm to your chickens.
From Amazon
Feel the burn of hellfire-infused pain with the World's Hottest Chocolate Bar. This insanely spicy chocolate bar contains “hellfire” chili extract that is rated at 9 million Scoville Heat Units, which is 900 times hotter than a jalapeno.
From Amazon
This 8oz Bracelet Flask is the perfect accessory for any concert and festival. The stylish bangle is a great way to sneak in a little extra liquid without anyone knowing. The stainless steel ensures that your drink will stay cold for hours.
From Amazon
Normal Terrariums can be so boring. Why not add some excitement to your Terrarium by adding spiders, hundreds of them. In only a matter of weeks they will be big enough to escape & roam freely all over your house.
From Amazon
Get ready to host the tiniest showdown in town with the Finger Puppet Boxing Gloves. Turn your fingers into feisty fighters and throw some comical jabs, hooks, and uppercuts. It's a knockout in the world of finger-sized fisticuffs!
From Amazon
Relieve life's pressures with the Dill Dough Stress Reliever. The dill dough can transform those challenging moments into a dill-iciously enjoyable experience. Stress relief has never been this amusing.
From Amazon
Treat Santa to his favorite snack while he travels the globe, with a Bag of Reindeer Farts. It is a delicacy so rare that few know it exists, unless you’re from the North Pole. Includes a bag of fluffy sweet peppermint cotton candy.
From Perpetual Kid
Teach your fish how to bend it like Beckham with the Fish School Training Kit. Included is a manual with training tips from world famous fish trainer Dr Dean Pomerleau, a training field, hoops, and balls to teach them several tricks.
From Amazon
Bring out your inner comedi-hen with the Chicken Leg Socks. These hilarious socks are made of 80% cotton, are both soft and breathable and will make your legs look slim. An im-peck-able addition to your sock drawer.
From Inspire Uplift
Fortune cookies can be boring, but these misfortune cookies are more realistic. The cookies contain pessimistic, mean and outright cruel messages that are best enjoyed with friends that enjoy dark cookies and dark humor.
From Amazon
Host your own interactive crime thriller dinner party with the DIY Murder Mystery Set. It is created for up to 12 players and includes 3 alternative endings, so that you can play it over and over again to reveal the true culprit.
From IWOOT
Offensive-ish crayons are a great gift for those that are easily offended. Why not surprise Karen with a box of all her favorite colors like victim blame blue and midlife crisis gray. Please send all complaints to the manufacturer.
From Perpetual Kid
Liven up your boring Zoom meetings at work with the Conference Call Bingo Mouse Pad. Make your workday more enjoyable and exciting by choosing from these 20 distinct conference call bingo "cards" with four color variations.
From Amazon
Provide the perfect end to a meal that your guests will love with the After Dinner Nipples. Included are 10 nipple chocolates filled with a mint flavoured fondant cream centre. The ultimate curtain call to any dinner party.
From Amazon
Craft some authentic Dutch Oven recipes such as “The Creeper”, with the Dutch Oven Fart Blanket. This soft and cozy blanket has a secret layer of lining to absorb the smell of your farts, while you wait for an innocent soul to walk by.
From Etsy
Clean up your next silent but deadly fart with the disposable Shart Wipes. Anyone who has had an upset stomach in the past knows that they could be surprised with a rogue squirt. This travel-sized pack of 15 has got you covered.
From Amazon
Get your pup ready for the holidays this year with the Dog Christmas Pajamas. Included are 3 onesies with different festive designs. They are made to protect your dog's limbs, keep them warm and have them full of holiday cheer.
From Amazon
Grab your visitors attention by making them grab your doorballs. This hilarious gift comes with an easy peel and stick adhesive strip for easy application. As seen in Scary Movie 2, these balls will be sure to make a loud bang.
From Amazon
Prepare for a taste revolution that not only ignites your senses but also gives your bowels a spicy wake-up call. The Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce is crafted with an arsenal of fiery habaneros that could wake the dead.
From Amazon
Prevent the mess while you eat and dip on the road with the Saucemoto dip clip. The in-car 5-in-1 condiment holder is designed to fit just about any type of vehicle vent. It is time for you cut the crap and stop dipping irresponsibly.
From Amazon
Pay homage to the Christmas ham with these ham flavored candy canes. The Hamdy canes are 5.25" tall and the pack contains 6 canes. Be warned, mixing these with the regular candy canes may land you on Santa's naughty list.
From Perpetual Kid
Play a song for the whiner in your life with the sad Tiny Violin. The tiny violin set is the perfect gift for the person who finds a problem in everything. As you know, with every minor inconvenience comes a therapy session.
From Etsy
Prevent 99.9% of unplanned spillages and accidents with these practical wine condoms. The wine condom slips over the top of your wine bottle and once it's been sensually rolled down, your wine remains unspoiled and pure.
From Amazon
Now you can make your family portraits even cheesier with the all new cheese printer! The only cheese printer to be endorsed by the amazingly talented & totally real celebrity chef Henri Rémoulade.
From Amazon
Rock until you drop with the American Mullet Socks. The rockabilly socks are business in the front, and 100% party in the back. The perfect gift for the mullet lovers who are looking to bring back the most iconic hairstyle from the 80s.
From Amazon
Cook up some erotic and eggciting huevos with the Penis Egg Fryer. The non-stick stencil is recommended for those that love phallic shaped eggs and kinky cuisine. Make sure to keep a close eye to ensure the eggs don’t get too hard..
From Amazon
Some say he's crass, others say he's a genius. But the one thing everyone agrees on is that he's entertaining. The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump is comprised of Trump's tweets, organized by specific themes and topics.
From Amazon
Surprise your children with the perfect stocking stuffer for naughty boys and girls, the lump o' coal. The lump o' Coal comes with a reusable, vintage red jute bag and a card telling the recipient why they're an asshole.
From Perpetual Kid
Who said that food trucks are for the birds? You got that right…The Cheep Eats Food Truck Bird Feeder is the perfect food truck pit-stop for all the hungry beaks in your neighborhood and a great gift idea for bird lovers and bird watchers!
From Perpetual Kid
Get closer to your partner with these undies for two. They have 4 leg holes and a stretchy elastic band so they're one size fits all. The undies for two is guaranteed to add some cheeky fun and excitement into your love life.
From Amazon
Now you have the inspiration you need to make this year's white elephant event one to remember.
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