90+ Hilarious White Elephant Gifts Everyone Will Fight Over

Play a song for the whiner in your life with the sad Tiny Violin. The tiny violin set is the perfect gift for the person who finds a problem in everything. As you know, with every minor inconvenience comes a therapy session.

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Show your love for the Norse god of thunder with this Thor Hammer Water Bottle. This 57oz water bottle is the perfect way to stay hydrated on the go. It has a tough, rugged exterior and an ergonomic handle for convenient carrying.

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Want to insult your friends while keeping your class but modern day insults just aren’t enough? The William Shakespeare insults cards will expand your vocabulary and teach you some of the best insults from Shakespearean times.

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Cook up some erotic and eggciting huevos with the Penis Egg Fryer. The non-stick stencil is recommended for those that love phallic shaped eggs and kinky cuisine. Make sure to keep a close eye to ensure the eggs don’t get too hard..

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Sticking to just one prosecco during brunch just became a lot easier with the prosecco bottle glass. This hilarious and functional prosecco bottle glass can hold over 940ml of prosecco, which is roughly 8 standard size servings.

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Attention wine lovers! Are you trying to cut back to just the one glass of wine? Well this is exactly what you need. This ultimate wine Bottle glass holds an entire 750mL bottle of wine — after all, it’s just the one serving.

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Are you brave/stupid enough to take on this hot sauce roulette? Each of the 12 bottles increases the heat by adding an extra ingredient to the mix. Each bottle contains .75oz so there should be plenty to go around.

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No matter how bad you are, at least you'll always be able to find your ball in the rough with the golf ball finding glasses. The blue lens will make the ball appear more clearly and they fit over most prescription glasses.

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Have the same level of confidence as the legendary Brian Fantana, with the Anchorman Sex Panther Cologne. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. Remember - 60% of the time, it works every time.

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Teach your girls about unwanted body hair the fun way with the original shave and play Borbie. Bring out your inner beautician by using the included razor to trim Borbie and give her the silky smooth skin she deserves.

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Nothing quite sets the mood on date night like lighting up a cucci candle. This candle fragrance begins with fruity notes of mango and ripe papaya, completed with rich vanilla, toasted coconut and a hint of soft musk.

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Show off your barista capabilities and create detailed latte art with the electronic Coffee Art Pen. Pour your selected seasoning powder into the pen holder, close the lid, hold down the button and start painting your own designs.

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Never mix up your drinks again with the Drinking Buddies Drink Markers. Included is a pack of 6 speedo-clad muscle men to attach to the edge of your glasses. The perfect set for bachelorette parties and girls nights out.

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Become a member of the mysterious secret society that doesn't exist with this official illuminati membership card. The highly coveted new world order ID card can be customized with your name and the option of adding a photo.

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Be a naughty elf this Christmas with these snow globe sweaters. These warmers will make sure your nips stay warm and out of site from any brisk winds. The perfect stocking filling for ladies that will have everyone laughing.

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Keep your desktop area free from dust with the desktop Henry vacuum cleaner. Henry can make light work of any cookie crumbs or light debris on your desk. There's also an included crevice tool for those hard to reach places.

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Maintain your baller status while washing the dishes with these $100 bill sponges. The multi-layered dish sponges feature non-scratch scrub pads and resembles a stack of Benjamins. The ideal housewarming gift for any young player.

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Stop people from stealing your leftover chips with this disgusting cockroach bag clip. It looks just like a real cockroach and will deter any would-be chip thief. They come in a pack of 4 so you can protect multiple bags.

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Celebrate responsibly over the holiday season with the merriest of masks. The Santa Beard Face Masks come in a pack of 2 and are made out of 100% cotton. It will keep your face warm, frostbite free and provide some festive cheer!

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Bring the gooey goodness of S’mores indoors with the indoor electric s’mores maker. No longer will you need to light a fire or have to listen to those dreadful campfire songs just to enjoy these marshmallow treats.

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Learn how to effectively unleash an unholy demon at work, with the How To Poo At Work Book. Readers will learn how to avoid co-workers, get in and out of the bathroom quickly, and, primarily, maintain privacy and dignity.

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No need to worry about your chickens crossing the road or roaming the streets anymore. This chicken harness is fully adjustable to ensure your chickens are 100% comfy no matter what. It’s time to take your feathered pets for a walk.

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Liven up your boring Zoom meetings at work with the Conference Call Bingo Mouse Pad. Make your workday more enjoyable and exciting by choosing from these 20 distinct conference call bingo "cards" with four color variations.

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Reduce your stress levels and avoid an office meltdown with these stress relieving poppit sheets. These convenient poppit stress sheets are easy to remove when you need them most and will help you wash away your internal rage.

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Teach your fish how to bend it like Beckham with the Fish School Training Kit. Included is a manual with training tips from world famous fish trainer Dr Dean Pomerleau, a training field, hoops, and balls to teach them several tricks.

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Build up a good chopping rhythm with this 'Chop It Like It's Hot' cutting board. With a 30cm radius and made of toughened glass with a chinchilla finish, this durable chopping board is the perfect gift for all you home chefs this year.

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There’s nothing worse than ice melting and diluting your drink. Never mind the constant need to refill your ice cube trays. Pop these Polar Icebergs into the freezer for 3-4 hours and keep your beverages cool all day long.

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Take a break and enter a world of fantasy with the Porn for Women book. It features a photo collection of attractive men cleaning, cooking, and even listening, accompanied by steamy captions such as "I love a clean house!".

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Crushing empty pop cans the old fashioned way can be soda-pressing, but not anymore with this innovative can crusher. It crushes cans to 20% of their original size to save valuable space in your garbage and it has a bottle opener.

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Toast your dogs with ease with this retro series hot dog and bun toaster. It allows you to toast up to 2 delicious, regular-size hot dogs and two buns at the same time. Included is a mini prong to prevent any burns.

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Bring some competitive vibes to any office with this hilarious retro desktop punch machine. The ultimate boxing arcade game that you can take to work and find out who truly has the strongest flicking power in the office.

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Keep your fries secure and hands free with the Car French Fry Holder. The french fry tray fits into any standard automotive cup holder and is a must-have accessory for someone who loves their ‘fries on the fly’ and a nice clean car.

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Put the biggest smile on your partner's face with the Pet Baked Bean. The happy bean is protected by a little thimble dome and glued in to keep it safe. The perfect buddy for your kitchen shelf, office desk or car dashboard.

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Add a festive touch to your home's decor this year with the Christmas Chair Socks. Included is a set of 4 socks that are stretchy to fit the majority of furniture leg shapes. This makes them super easy to slip on and off the chairs.

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Surprise your friends with the Pizza Socks Box, they look just like real pizza and it even comes with a little pizza saver. Each pizza box contains 4 pairs of pizza themed socks like pepperoni, hawaiian, vegetarian or even mixed.

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Host your own interactive crime thriller dinner party with the DIY Murder Mystery Set. It is created for up to 12 players and includes 3 alternative endings, so that you can play it over and over again to reveal the true culprit.

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Never get caught slacking by your boss or brown-nose colleagues with the help of this computer rear view mirror. The rear view mirror features a clip and flexible stem allowing you to cover your office blind spots with ease.

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Normal Terrariums can be so boring. Why not add some excitement to your Terrarium by adding spiders, hundreds of them. In only a matter of weeks they will be big enough to escape & roam freely all over your house.

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Quench your thirst with this 16oz can of Dehydrated Water. This can when diluted, can make up to infinite gallons of water. All you have to do is add water! The perfect gag gift for a friend with a refined sense of humor.

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Treat the woman in your life, friend or bride to be with a box of chocolate willies. The box of chocolate willies contains white, milk and dark Belgian chocolate so everyone is bound to find the perfect willy for their palate.

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Have your switches looking well-hung with a Penis Light Switch. They are available in different colors to superbly align with any phallus-focused decor. The perfect way to prank your spouse, friends, and uninvited guests.

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Offensive-ish crayons are a great gift for those that are easily offended. Why not surprise Karen with a box of all her favorite colors like victim blame blue and midlife crisis gray. Please send all complaints to the manufacturer.

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This 26” diameter wide umbrella hat is big enough to keep your head and arms dry. The umbrella hat will keep you dry or out of the sun while you're gardening, fishing or walking your dog.

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Pay homage to the Christmas ham with these ham flavored candy canes. The Hamdy canes are 5.25" tall and the pack contains 6 canes. Be warned, mixing these with the regular candy canes may land you on Santa's naughty list.

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Keep your favorite ice cream safe from the vultures in your own home, with the Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Lock. It is designed to fit over your standard Ben & Jerry’s pint of ice cream and features a metal combination lock.

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Serve your drinks in a festive way this year with the Santa Stocking Flask. Fill it up with your favorite beverage, hang it anywhere, and dispense your drinks. Each Santa flask holds 2.25 liters and is the ultimate party accessory.

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Clean up your next silent but deadly fart with the disposable Shart Wipes. Anyone who has had an upset stomach in the past knows that they could be surprised with a rogue squirt. This travel-sized pack of 15 has got you covered.

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Surprise your children with the perfect stocking stuffer for naughty boys and girls, the lump o' coal. The lump o' Coal comes with a reusable, vintage red jute bag and a card telling the recipient why they're an asshole.

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Make your chicken’s the most arrogant and feared animals on your farm with these chicken muscle arms. They are made of high-quality and  silicone material, are environmentally friendly and will cause no harm to your chickens.

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Grab your visitors attention by making them grab your doorballs. This hilarious gift comes with an easy peel and stick adhesive strip for easy application. As seen in Scary Movie 2, these balls will be sure to make a loud bang.

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Lose your brain cells, not all your hard earned cash. The Shot glass roulette drinking game is great to play whether you’re a gambler, an alcoholic or both! Guaranteed to be a party favorite and safer than the Russian equivalent.

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Cuddle up to this chicken nugget cushion. The chicken nugget cushion is ideal for the nugget addict in your life. The cushion covers are sublimation printed and have a zipper on the side for easy cleaning.

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Release your pent up rage with the stress releasing Scream Jar. It reduces the sound of your screams so you can let it all out no matter where you are. Ideal for in the office, traffic jams or dinner with the in-laws.

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Protect your pooches' fur from the rain with the Umbrella Dog Leash. The 77cm diameter umbrella can be easily attached to the collar of your dog and includes an easy to grip handle that allows you to hold it comfortably.

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These stylish little puffer jacket beer koozies will keep your drink nice and cold, just as the fridge intended it. The double insulated jacket will keep your hands warm, while the tucked in arms allows you to keep a better grip on your beer.

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Never lose a beer to the water again with the Life Vest Beer Koozie. Keep your beer cool while you’re floating on the lake or ocean with this vintage orange life vest. The perfect gift for the outdoorsy types and avid beer drinkers.

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Stretch Armstrong is a toy made of a rubber-like material that children can stretch up to 4x its size. Stretch him, yank him and tie him in knots. When you let him go, he will utilize his super strength to transform back into shape.

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Nothing quite screams breakfast in bed than Chocolate Beans On Toast. The delicious meal consists of a solid Belgian milk chocolate slice of toast, topped with white chocolate baked beans, complete with a chocolate knife and fork.

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Surprise your co-workers during the morning coffee break with the Barry Wood Meme Mug. As you fill up the cup with hot water, Mr. Wood begins to appear as the mug heats up. The perfect office gag to have the place in tears.

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Craft some authentic Dutch Oven recipes such as “The Creeper”, with the Dutch Oven Fart Blanket. This soft and cozy blanket has a secret layer of lining to absorb the smell of your farts, while you wait for an innocent soul to walk by.

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The Gender Reassignment gag gift box convinces people they are receiving a DIY kit to change their gender. You have the option to send it discreetly or exposed, making it the perfect revenge prank for a co-worker or friend.

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Level up your bbq game with these meat shredder bear claws. Shred your meat in seconds, hassle free. Whether it be large pork joints or racks of ribs, no job is too large for these meat shredders.

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This cheery set of 6 Festive Boozeballs will get the party started over the Christmas period. Fill them up with your alcohol of choice, sit back and sip, while your kids are opening up their presents on Christmas morning.

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It’s time to replace those old socks under your bed with the embroidered Cum Rag towels. They are made to clean what you made dirty and are the perfect accessory if you don’t want a new baby in the house this year.

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Spice up your underwear drawer with the Elephant Trunk Underwear. The ball hammock boxers bring the best of the jungle to your nether regions. They are made from MicroModal material, which is three times softer than cotton.

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Who needs a wine glass when you can just use your bra? The WineRack is a comfortable sports bra that holds 25oz or 750ml of your favorite cocktail. The perfect apparel for your next festival!

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Are you looking to get one over on your loved one? Well, look no further than The Moon Ring. When the box is opened, an unholy fart is released. Some people say it’s the greatest gag gift since the whoopee cushion.

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Bring your (stuffed) pet to work day can be every day with the Office Possum! This little guy is designed to hang out on your desk, adding a touch of whimsy to your work life. Just bend his paws or sassy tail to hang him up.

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Build your own tiny wall or own architectural design with these Miniature Concrete Blocks. Made of real cement, these blocks are designed specifically to a 1/12 scale of an actual cinder block, measuring 1.2” x .6” in size.

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Bring out your inner comedi-hen with the Chicken Leg Socks. These hilarious socks are made of 80% cotton, are both soft and breathable and will make your legs look slim. An im-peck-able addition to your sock drawer.

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Beer infused hot sauce, a must have for any fan of craft beer and hot sauces. This 3 pack contains a mild Sriracha, a garlic serrano and a hot chipotle infused with lager, farmhouse ale and pale ale. Perfect for beer pairings.

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Your egg in shining armor awaits with this medieval knight egg cup. The miniature knight armor comes with a spoon “sword” and a protective helmet that securely holds your egg and keeps it warm until you’re ready to eat.

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It's time to mix it up with this floating beer pong table. It has 8 cup holders around the edges for spectator's beers and a cooler in the centre that can hold up to 18 beers, perfect for any pool party or a day on the lake.

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Now you can make your family portraits even cheesier with the all new cheese printer! The only cheese printer to be endorsed by the amazingly talented & totally real celebrity chef Henri Rémoulade.

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These sexy legs walk the walk and talk the talk. The Supermodel Legs fridge magnet is made to cheer you up and provide a laugh as you go about your day. It will be the sexiest pair of legs to ever grace your fridge.

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Get your pup ready for the holidays this year with the Dog Christmas Pajamas. Included are 3 onesies with different festive designs. They are made to protect your dog's limbs, keep them warm and have them full of holiday cheer.

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Spruce up your parties with a thrilling game of Prosecco Pong. A fancier take on beer pong, this game is ideal for all you Prosecco lovers out there. Included are 12 plastic Prosecco cups and 3 pink ping pong balls.

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Is there a better way to greet someone than to suggest they sit on your face? This mask is extremely soft and breathable. It can keep you comfortable all day long and protect you from any germs that are lingering nowadays.

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A T-Rex may have laughably tiny arms, but they're powerful jaws can easily crush bones or open your beer. This tiny predator will tear open any bottle with ease and it will make great addition to any barware collection.

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Gotta roll ‘em all with the vibrant Smokémon rolling tray. It’s made out of durable metal so you don’t have to worry about scratches, dents or stains, ensuring a smooth rolling experience. The ideal accessory for any smoke kit.

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Appreciate a good "cup of joe" with the Coffee Slut Mug. The mug is inspired by Trixie & Milo’s nostalgia for the "good ol' days", and is the perfect gift for someone who cannot function without their morning brew.

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Provide the perfect end to a meal that your guests will love with the After Dinner Nipples. Included are 10 nipple chocolates filled with a mint flavoured fondant cream centre. The ultimate curtain call to any dinner party.

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Some say he's crass, others say he's a genius. But the one thing everyone agrees on is that he's entertaining. The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump is comprised of Trump's tweets, organized by specific themes and topics.

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There’s never been a nicer pair to hang from your keys like the Keychain Balls. This fine set of nuts will make sure that you never misplace your keys again and give you something softer to hold as you go about your day.

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Take a trip on the wild side this festive period with the amazing shot glass darts bar. Load up each shot glass with your strongest liquor and watch those faces drain. The perfect white elephant gift for your friends.

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Give your loved ones the gift of safety with this bottle of blinker fluid. The bright blend blinker fluid is the ideal gift for new drivers looking to keep their blinkers bright. The 8oz premium bottle will last for up to 10,000 blinks.

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Keeping your teeth clean and healthy doesn't have to be so boring and monotonous. This crazy bacon flavored toothpaste will maintain your oral hygiene while adding some delicious bacon flavoring to your morning routine.

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Stay safe while cycling at night with the Light up Ball Sack. Simply hang them from your bike, give them a little tap and they will start to glow. Flashing your glowing ball sack will ensure you're safe and visible at night.

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Prevent 99.9% of unplanned spillages and accidents with these practical wine condoms. The wine condom slips over the top of your wine bottle and once it's been sensually rolled down, your wine remains unspoiled and pure.

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Get closer to your partner with these undies for two. They have 4 leg holes and a stretchy elastic band so they're one size fits all. The undies for two is guaranteed to add some cheeky fun and excitement into your love life.

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Release your pent-up anger without leaving your desk with this hilarious desktop boxing set. The set includes a tiny punching bag with a suction cup, book of boxing trivia and 2 mini boxing gloves for your index fingers.

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As seen on Shark Tank, the Guzzle Buddy allows you to enjoy your favorite beverage in a more practical and classy way. Screw it onto your favorite beer or bottle of wine so that you can aerate, pour, and drink in one simple step.

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This 8oz Bracelet Flask is the perfect accessory for any concert and festival. The stylish bangle is a great way to sneak in a little extra liquid without anyone knowing. The stainless steel ensures that your drink will stay cold for hours.

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Challenge yourself or your friends to try the world's hottest gummy bear. This cute confectionery is made with a chilli extract that is over 9 million Scoville units, which is roughly 900 times hotter than a jalapeno.

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Feel your toes in the grass all day long with the Grass Flip Flops. These flip flops are made from durable synthetic turf and will give you the relaxing barefoot experience of walking on real grass, anywhere you go.

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Keep your cool while working from home or finishing that assignment you've been putting off for weeks with the USB mini fridge. It holds a single 12oz beverage and it's powered via USB so you can plug it in to your computer.

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Who said that food trucks are for the birds? You got that right…The Cheep Eats Food Truck Bird Feeder is the perfect food truck pit-stop for all the hungry beaks in your neighborhood and a great gift idea for bird lovers and bird watchers!

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Don’t keep stress and anger bottled up, take it out on the Eggplant stress toy. This above average sized stress toy is 7 inches long and super squishy. A fun way to relieve stress with everyone's favorite cheeky emoji.

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Rock until you drop with the American Mullet Socks. The rockabilly socks are business in the front, and 100% party in the back. The perfect gift for the mullet lovers who are looking to bring back the most iconic hairstyle from the 80s.

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Raise a few eyebrows at your next house party with a butt plug in your sink. The Butt Plug Sink Plug is a funny Secret Santa gift that fits any standard bathroom sink holes and comes with a chain to attach it to the sink.

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