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Fully immerse yourself in the VR metaverse with the cyber shoes gaming station. No more getting carried away and running face first into a wall. The shoes allow you to sit while mimicking walking, running and jumping.

Become a member of the mysterious secret society that doesn't exist with this official illuminati membership card. The highly coveted new world order ID card can be customized with your name and the option of adding a photo.

Stay aware of your surroundings when listening to music with these mini bone conduction headphones. The patented design delivers music through your cheekbones , leaving your ears open without compromising sound quality.

Safely take down hordes of undead zombies from a safe distance with this powerful bike parts slingshot. The slingshot is made from recycled bike parts with harpoon elastic and kevlar cord for maximum power and durability.

There's nothing like a cold beer after rescuing the princess and saving the kingdom. This Super Mario warp pipe beer koozie is made from an insulating foam that will keep your beer chilled while you fight Bowser and his minions.

Acquire the knowledge needed to make a smoking device from pretty much anything with the 99 Ways to Make a Pipe book. The book is humorous and informative, teaching you how to make pipes from simple household items.

Add a festive touch to your home's decor this year with the Christmas Chair Socks. Included is a set of 4 socks that are stretchy to fit the majority of furniture leg shapes. This makes them super easy to slip on and off the chairs.

Being scared is what Halloween is all about and there’s nothing more terrifying than this 7ft animated evil clown prop. This demonic clown has an infra-red sensor that activates up to 6.5ft away, frightening anyone who comes near it.

Get drunk the classy way with these elegant, hand blown champagne bongs. The chambong glasses are perfect for any party or occasion. Simply tilt the glass, fill with your favorite champagne then drink it drink it from the stem.

Recycle your old credit cards, gift cards or any other plastic cards you have with this guitar pick maker. The guitar pick punch features a sturdy stainless steel blade that creates smooth and uniform picks every time.

Light up your rooms the spookiest way possible with these creepy hand wall candles. The hands come with a mounting strip, 3” diameter and 4” tall LED wax-like candle and batteries. These are guaranteed to freak out your visitors.

Serve your favorite whiskey, scotch, or bourbon in style with the Whiskey Barrel Coasters. Included are 5 coasters with 1 whiskey barrel to store them. A must-have for your personal whiskey bar and for rustic decor enthusiasts.