Add some intergalactic enlightenment to any room with these star wars buddha statues. The star wars buddha statues are 3D printed and can be 4" or 6" tall. There's 5 iconic characters to choose from including Yoda and Darth Vader.

$27.50
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Ride this T-Rex around town and scare people with its shuddering roar. The Dinosaur Rider Costume comes with blinking eyes and can move its head in all directions. It requires the person controlling it to wear 28'' stilts.

$8,752.00
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Next time you're planning a trip to the beach, make sure you bring a pair of these crazy lobster sandals. The lobster sandals are comfortable and will definitely attract attention. They come in sizes to suit men and women.

$19.99
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If you love your pokemon thiccer than a jar of cold peanut butter, you'll love the thicc pokemon card set. The thicc pokemon card set contains thicc versions of Pikachu, Charizard, Blastoise and Venusaur with hilarious movesets.

$27.99
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Drown out the normal toilet sounds while you're pinching a loaf with the potty piano. Compose your next masterpiece while you're on the can. The potty piano fits around your toilet and comes with a song book to get you started.

$19.99
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This one of a kind Progenitor Robot costume is a stroke of genius. This handmade robotic cyberpunk armor has LED lights, features a moving jaw and is adjustable on many points, making it a (mostly) one size fits all suit.

$12,515
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Keep your little one pumped with the buff baby dumbbell. This hilarious dumbbell rattle for babies will not only improve your baby's cognitive development but also provide hours of laughs and hilarious pictures.

$11.99
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Reassure your partner that you'll never let them down with this Rick Astley never gonna give you up valentine's card. Whether your partner loves retro 1980's music or you just love Rickrolling people, this card is perfect.

$4.99
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If you need to buy booze for a party and want to pass as a 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor, you need the McLovin ID card. Each one is professionally printed on PVC card and they're customizable so you can add your own photo.

from $4.00+
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Let's face it, we all feel like dicks wearing masks so why not one further by having one on your mask? This crochet penis face mask is handmade and 100% cotton. Ideal for keeping safe while making people laugh.

$23.90
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The Float'N'Grill portable grill is the perfect companion for a day of fishing or tubing down your favorite lazy river. It is designed to be flip resistant, safe to use, has a removable grease trap and 3 built in cup holders for your drinks.

$229.00
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Treat the woman in your life, friend or bride to be with a box of chocolate willies. The box of chocolate willies contains white, milk and dark Belgian chocolate so everyone is bound to find the perfect willy for their palate.

$13.99
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Protect your chickens from any lurking hunters with this 8 piece chicken helmet set. The inner side of the chicken helmets has sponge lining, making them soft to wear and won’t cause any discomfort while they're laying some eggs.

$15.99
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Create your very own Jurassic Park with the life size Triceratops Statue. This giant dinosaur statue measures over 20 feet long and stands 10 feet high and is positioned like it’s charging through your property with its 3 massive horns.

From $195.00
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Let your dog strut its stuff in these black fishnet stockings. They are made with a soft polycarbonate texture with good elasticity to prevent any discomfort to your dogs, allowing them to show off their sexy long legs.

$10.99
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Create jaw dropping music and light shows with your very own Tesla coil speaker. This full bridge tesla coil speaker is convenient to use, it doesn't require grounding wire and it has has a 60cm arc discharge distance.

$899.99
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Keep your balls smooth & your drains clear with the pube muncher handheld pube vacuum. The pube muncher is a compact yet powerful pube munching machine that will devour any hair you leave in the sink after a manscaping session.

$55.00
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The GravaStar Mars speaker has a cool sci-fi design, crazy deep bass, and powerful sound, making it a great addition to your gaming setup or man cave. The speakers have sleek touch controls and you can pair 2 speakers together.

From $199.95
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Offensive-ish crayons are a great gift for those that are easily offended. Why not surprise Karen with a box of all her favorite colors like victim blame blue and midlife crisis gray. Please send all complaints to the manufacturer.

$9.99
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Sometimes you need divine intervention to get rid of the pet hair from your couch or clothes. The Virgin Mary lint roller is the immaculate contraption you need to keep you clean on the day of reckoning or before you go out.

$11.99
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Experiment in the kitchen like never before with the chemist's spice rack. The set includes 1 rack, 6 Erlenmeyer flasks and 9 test tubes. There's also 36 stickers so you can choose which spices to display from your favorites.

$79.99
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Keep the soles of your feet safe while feeling like you're barefoot with these invisible shoes. The invisible shoes are easy to apply and can be cut for a more snug fit. They're waterproof, non-slip, heat resistant and comfortable.

$6.99
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We were a bit glazed and confused looking at this one. The donut hole coffee mug has a 16 oz capacity and a compartment to fit a full-sized doughnut. A sweet and hole-some gift for coffee and donut lovers.

$14.99
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The extremely unofficial and highly unauthorized Star Wars kama sutra special edition. This hilarious book of star wars figurines in various sexual positions has everything you need to satisfy your Boba Fettish.

$19.50
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The government may be stealing your thoughts but have you ever thought they could be stealing your cat's thoughts too? Shield your cat from the mind controlling electromagnetic waves with the tin foil hat for cats.

$7.99
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Get yourself radioactivated for the day ahead with this uranium glow in the dark soap. It's hand poured vegetable glycerin soap that's organic and vegan friendly. The uranium soap will keep you in your element all day long.

$7.99
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Don't leave your plants high and dry when you're on vacation. Keep them hydrated with this hilarious plant IV drip. Fill the bag with water, hang it on the hook and set the water flow regulator to provide life support for days.

$14.99
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Finally, a good reason to play with your food, the construction utensil and plate set. The construction utensil set will not only make meal time more fun but it will also help to develop your child's motor skills.

$34.99
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Stop your cat from scratching your furniture with this totally sick cat scratch skateboard. It's made from corrugated card that will keep your cat from destroying your furniture, but it won't teach them how to do a 360 kickflip.

$34.99
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The 46 inch tall wine glass is definitely a must have for your next party or event. Whether you want to use it as a display piece, party decor or you promised you would only have one glass of wine, you need this glass.

$2,399.00
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Get ready for take off with the NASA heat changing mug. When a hot drink is added, it magically changes to look like earth as seen from space. That's one small step for man, one giant leap for your morning coffee.

$21.49
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The Jellyfish Cocktail Glass is perfect for any mixologists out there. This creative cocktail glass is supported by 5 delicate jellyfish tendrils that provide the stability it needs to let your guests set it down and stare at it in awe.

$24.79
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Build your own private ice hockey rink in your backyard with this Ice N'Go Pro Rink Kit. Whether you have dreams of becoming the next Gordie Howe or just learning the basics, this kit will help you make the ice rink to practice on.

From $417.00
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Add some luxury to your 420 sessions with these gold rolling papers. They're made from a natural blend of hemp and edible 24 karat gold for a smooth burn. Each gold rolling paper measures in at 53mm x 100mm.

$9.99
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Keep your desk and your mind free from clutter with this Mac inspired candle. It's designed to look just like an Apple product with its clean look, smooth curves and grey interior. This won't look out of place on any desk.

$29.99
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Skywalker, Skywalker! Wherefore art thou Skywalker? Experience the Star Wars saga reimagined with the writing style of William Shakespeare. This series of books is an absolute must have for any Star Wars fan.

$14.95
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Start a flavor fiesta in your mouth with these chili coated sour patch kids. They're a blend of sweet, sour & spicy due to the chamoy coating. Luckily, your hands won't be a sticky, spicy mess when you're enjoying this candy.

$6.99
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Shoot fireballs from your open palm with the Pyro Mini Fireshooter. The Pyro Mini barrels are filled with 'flash' paper that will allow you to ignite your magic tricks and launch fireballs up to 10ft across the room, once perfected.

$149.95
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Keep yourself warm on those cold nights on the frozen wastelands of Hoth with this full size Tauntaun sleeping bag. The Tauntaun's head is a built-in pillow, the inside has an intestine design and the zipper is a lightsaber.

$165.00
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Terrorize everyone on the road as you speed by with this Predator motorcycle helmet. This badass helmet is made with a custom fiberglass shell, is D.O.T approved and includes a working mounted laser with a toggle switch.

$319.00
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This crystal-clear transparent kayak allows water enthusiasts to discover the underwater world below them. It’s design features include a removable frame, seats and inflatable chambers to allow for easy storage and transportation.

$1,899.00
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This ultra telephoto sigma zoom lens covers focal lengths from 200mm to 500mm and offers a fast aperture of F2.8. The super multi-layer coating reduces flare and provides high image quality for all types of photography.

$25,999.00
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Lounge in style in these comfy sneaker slippers. These slippers will allow any "sneakerhead" to enjoy their favorite footwear while relaxing at home. They’re made of high-quality foam and designed to last longer than an average slipper.

$49.99
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The medieval knight toilet paper holder will provide the service you need while you sit on your throne. The wall-mounted knight is cast in quality designer resin and will make the perfect companion for your toilet.

$44.99
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Carrying a slice of pizza with you can be messy and result in greasy pockets, but not anymore. This convenient waterproof pizza pouch is ideal for any pizza lovers. The airtight seal will keep your pizza dry and fresh.

$9.99
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Ensure your balls are kept safe when golfing with this unique golf ball sack. This heavy duty golf ball sack is made from high quality suede and the included carabiner style clip means you can always keep your sack on display.

$17.95
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Is there a better way to greet someone than to suggest they sit on your face? This mask is extremely soft and breathable. It can keep you comfortable all day long and protect you from any germs that are lingering nowadays.

$7.99
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Get the perfect toast every time using the power of steam. The innovative design toasts bread using steam in three controlled temperature phases. There is also different modes including pizza mode to reheat leftover pizza perfectly.

$329.00
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That's no moon ... it's a cheeseboard! The death star cheeseboard is made from sustainable rubberwood and swivels open to reveal 4 full tang cheese tools. Included is a plain, curved knife, spreader and a knife for hard cheeses.

$44.95
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Let's face it, some people in life deserve to eat a huge bag of dicks, so why not gift them with a singing bag of dicks. The package is cunningly disguised as an expensive gift and comes with a personalized message.

$29.69
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Nuke the whales, because you've got to nuke something. The 12" x 16" nuke the whales poster, as seen in Nelson Muntz' room. Ideal for any Simpsons fan and can be hung anywhere such as a bedroom, bathroom or mancave.

$15.99
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This retro bluetooth speaker allows you to create and upload amazing pixel art designs at your fingertips, using the Divoom app. It’s loud sound and portable design, blends modern technology with retro classic aesthetics.

$79.99
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Fully immerse yourself in the VR metaverse with the cyber shoes gaming station. No more getting carried away and running face first into a wall. The shoes allow you to sit while mimicking walking, running and jumping.

$399.00
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Quench your thirst with this 16oz can of Dehydrated Water. This can when diluted, can make up to infinite gallons of water. All you have to do is add water! The perfect gag gift for a friend with a refined sense of humor.

$12.91
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Attention gamers! Don't let sweaty hands ruin your gaming sessions and cause you to lose that killstreak. Simply apply some gamer goo anti-perspirant hand lotion and your hands will stay dry during the most intense games.

From $14.95
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Get revenge on your friends with this 500 gallon Dunk Tank. Standing at 8' tall and 6' 9" deep, this dunk tank is the perfect crowd pleaser for any party. It is trailer-mounted for easy transportation and set up takes two minutes.

$4,999.99
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Forget about those tiny airpods that are easy to lose and always need charging with this giant airpod bluetooth speaker. The airpod can be paired with another to double your output, it boasts TWS and has an 1800mAh battery.

$42.95
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Enjoy an ice cold whisky without ruining the flavor with these cool bullet shaped whisky stones. Load 2 of these bullets into your glass for an ice cold drink that doesn't get diluted and they're made from food grade stainless steel.

$31.99
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Add some hilarity to your garden with this unicorn head squirrel feeder, the animal feeder everyone is going nuts for. Simply fill the head with food and laugh your ass off as you watch the squirrels put their head inside to eat.

$29.99
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Ensure you always get the perfect picture of your doggo when you use the pet selfie tool. Simply attach their favorite ball to the tool and keep their attention while you get the perfect, instagram worthy photo.

$9.99
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Make your bearded dragon feel like a real dragon with this adjustable lizard leash and dragon wing set. It comes with dragon wings, a durable leash and 3 soft leather harnesses in different sizes to suit your beardie as they grow.

$8.99
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Cause a stir at your white elephant gift exchange with this Banana Phone. It has a wireless handset, clear audio and connects to both iPhone and Android devices. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone!!!

$39.99
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Hide your bad shots or add an extra challenge to a round of golf with these camouflage golf balls. Trying to find your golf ball can be difficult, but with these it will be almost impossible. Perfect for any keen golfer.

$9.49
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Switch things up this year with the Upside Down Christmas Tree. This 7ft artificial tree is leafy and fluffy and contains 1000 branch tips. This must have decoration will raise guests' interests and be a great at parties.

$69.99
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A T-Rex may have laughably tiny arms, but they're powerful jaws can easily crush bones or open your beer. This tiny predator will tear open any bottle with ease and it will make great addition to any barware collection.

$33.49
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Assemble your dream summer house today with this solid wood cabin kit. When erect, it boasts a 292 square foot inside floor area with a spacious loft. Included are easy to follow instructions and can be built with minimal tools.

$18,990.00
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Take a power nap at ease with this revolutionary ostrich pillow. The travel pillow is designed to feel immersive like a cocoon, allowing you to disconnect from your surroundings. Just slip it on and you're off to dreamland.

$99.00
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Nothing says Christmas quite like a 10 foot tall inflatable T-rex wearing a Santa hat in your garden. Its made from a water-proof polyester and it has internal LED lights. It's an ideal addition to your outdoor nativity set.

From $169.99
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If you’re looking to prank your friends with something a little more subtle, then these penis tire caps might be for you. They glow in the dark so everyone will see the prank in action when they’re driving around or parked at night.

$4.99
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Smoke your next cone like a boss with these premium $100 bill papers. Each paper note is “empire size” and made from pure all natural ingredients. Included are 10 filter tips in every pack for the most complete experience.

$19.99
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Whether you're growing flowers, vegetables or any other consumable herb, you've most likely encountered aphids. Now you can fight back with 3,000 of these cute but vicious killers. A great gift for any gardener.

$54.99
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The only land cruiser you'll ever need. This behemoth can house 4 of your squad mates either inside or sitting on top. It has a 400 watt sound system with PA and a 6hp engine that can reach speeds of up to 40mph!

$19,999.00
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This wireless laser projection keyboard and mouse is the most advanced bluetooth virtual keyboard for iPhone, iPad, smartphone and tablets. With its calculated round key design, you won’t hit the wrong key again.

$59.99
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Stay safe while cycling at night with the Light up Ball Sack. Simply hang them from your bike, give them a little tap and they will start to glow. Flashing your glowing ball sack will ensure you're safe and visible at night.

$10.99
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Release your pent up rage with the stress releasing Scream Jar. It reduces the sound of your screams so you can let it all out no matter where you are. Ideal for in the office, traffic jams or dinner with the in-laws.

$69.99
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Liven up the party with this levitating UFO speaker. It has a strong bluetooth connection of up to 32 ft. and offers 8 hours of continuous playtime. It uses a wireless charging technology so it can be charged even while levitating.

$135.99
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Cat Paws Socks, turn your feet into cat paws with these hilarious socks. The all over print makes them look realistic. These cat paw socks are the purr-fect gift for the cat owner, feline lover or crazy cat lady in your life.

$5.99
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Everybody loves the smell of cooked bacon, and now you can always have the smell of bacon in the air with this bacon air freshener. It comes with a string for hanging in your car and it measures 4" (10.2cm) tall.

From $8.39
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Stainless steel soap, for use with or without water. It helps to remove bad odors like garlic, fish or onions so its ideal for chefs. The odor causing sulfur molecules on your hand are transferred to the soap using science!

$8.99
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Mimic your friends with this bright red Parrot Mask. This hilarious mask is an ideal last ditch costume idea for any Halloween or fancy dress parties you may be attending this fall. One size fits both children and adults.

$19.99
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These stylish steel toe indestructible shoes are built for withstanding heavy impact. Features a weight of only 450g, a reflective design to ensure safety during night work and made of bulletproof Kevlar-midsole for protection.

From $39.99
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This 26” diameter wide umbrella hat is big enough to keep your head and arms dry. The umbrella hat will keep you dry or out of the sun while you're gardening, fishing or walking your dog.

$17.95
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No need to worry about your chickens crossing the road or roaming the streets anymore. This chicken harness is fully adjustable to ensure your chickens are 100% comfy no matter what. It’s time to take your feathered pets for a walk.

$14.99
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The Dragon Skull fossil statue is hand painted and made of designer resin to provide that real-life look. Measuring 12.5" tall, 18.5" wide, and 15" deep, this dragon skull is a unique outdoor or indoor display for any home.

$109.99
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Make your toilet great again. Roll out some presidential humor with this Donald Trump toilet brush. Your toilet will never look as good when you scrub it with his golden locks. The perfect gag gift for your political allies or foes.

$14.95
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Level up your bbq game with these meat shredder bear claws. Shred your meat in seconds, hassle free. Whether it be large pork joints or racks of ribs, no job is too large for these meat shredders.

$12.99
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Dry your doggo in record time and help minimize that lingering wet dog odor in your home with this unique Puff 'n' fluff dog dryer. No more waiting around for hours for your dog to dry just so you can give them a cuddle.

From $39.95
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Save some time while cleaning the house with these innovative mop slippers. They are made from super soft rose fleece so they're warm and comfy. The bottom is made from chenille and its detachable and washable.

$14.99
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Suit up as the American billionaire playboy and engineer, Tony Stark, in this ultimate Iron Man costume. This supreme edition suit for adults is a high quality replica that true Marvel fans will adore!

$1,199.99
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Be a naughty elf this Christmas with these snow globe sweaters. These warmers will make sure your nips stay warm and out of site from any brisk winds. The perfect stocking filling for ladies that will have everyone laughing.

$12.99
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Dress your dog as POTUS today with this hilarious Trump style costume. Included is a fluffy wig and an elastic collar and tie. Let your pup become the President today...sure what else could go wrong?

$12.99
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O is for Old School: A Hip Hop Alphabet for B.I.G. Kids Who Used to be Dope. You become less gangsta when you have kids but now you can teach your lil one the ABC's like an OG with this old school hip hop inspired alphabet book.

$11.99
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Pickle scented lip balm, because there is nothing more attractive to men than the salty taste of pickle brine. This Dill-icious Pickle scented lip balm will not only relieve your chapped lips, it will also make you irresistible.

$11.95
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Who needs a wine glass when you can just use your bra? The WineRack is a comfortable sports bra that holds 25oz or 750ml of your favorite cocktail. The perfect apparel for your next festival!

$28.99
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Start your day with a colon cleansing breakfast packed full of fiber. It has 2 types of fiber to help relieve constipation and bloating. The soluble fiber turns liquid to gel that keeps things moving and ensures a smooth exit.

$11.97
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Grab your visitors attention by making them grab your doorballs. This hilarious gift comes with an easy peel and stick adhesive strip for easy application. As seen in Scary Movie 2, these balls will be sure to make a loud bang.

$28.95
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Ensure you don’t raise suspicion when drinking in public with this baked beans beer disguise. No more hip flasks or hiding under a table, now you can drink in full view of everybody, they’ll just think you are drinking beans.

$12.99
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Bring this ginormous inflatable Unicorn island out on the lake or to the beach, and let your problems drift away. Suitable for multiple people, this giant floaty is ideal for a day of relaxation or fun with family and friends.

$1,077.17
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According to legends, a knight in shining armor is a man who has never had his metal truly tested. It’s time to prepare for combat and debunk that long standing myth, with this medieval stainless steel knight armor.

$7,904.23
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Simplify your Wake and Bake with this ceramic Bong Mug. No more swapping between your coffee and your bong, now you can enjoy both at the same time. The mug can hold 11oz of fluid and it’s got a decent size bowl too.

$21.95
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