The Original Jesus Slingshot

The Original Jesus Slingshot

Cast the first stone from a safe distance with the original Jesus slingshot. The novelty slingshot is (probably) just like the one David used to slay Goliath. It comes with 5 holy stones to help you smite your wicked foes.

$35.00
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