Drown out the normal toilet sounds while you're pinching a loaf with the potty piano. Compose your next masterpiece while you're on the can. The potty piano fits around your toilet and comes with a song book to get you started.

Let's face it, we all feel like dicks wearing masks so why not one further by having one on your mask? This crochet penis face mask is handmade and 100% cotton. Ideal for keeping safe while making people laugh.

Treat the woman in your life, friend or bride to be with a box of chocolate willies. The box of chocolate willies contains white, milk and dark Belgian chocolate so everyone is bound to find the perfect willy for their palate.

Grating cheese will no longer be a battle with the gratiator cheese grater. This one-of-a-kind cheese grater allows you to grate, slice, serve and display food in an adventurous and fun way, just as they did in the Roman times.

Be fully equipped for your next cookout with the grill sergeant bbq apron. Arm yourself with an arsenal of grilling accessories and necessities so you can feed the hungry troops. It comes with a built-in bottle opener and holds a 6 pack.

Offensive-ish crayons are a great gift for those that are easily offended. Why not surprise Karen with a box of all her favorite colors like victim blame blue and midlife crisis gray. Please send all complaints to the manufacturer.

Finally, you can enjoy a hot bath or shower without having to worry about where to put your wine. The bath wine holder will stick to your wall and securely hold your wine in place so its always safe and close to hand.

These stylish little puffer jacket beer koozies will keep your drink nice and cold, just as the fridge intended it. The double insulated jacket will keep your hands warm, while the tucked in arms allows you to keep a better grip on your beer.

We were a bit glazed and confused looking at this one. The donut hole coffee mug has a 16 oz capacity and a compartment to fit a full-sized doughnut. A sweet and hole-some gift for coffee and donut lovers.

Gotta roll ‘em all with the vibrant Smokémon rolling tray. It’s made out of durable metal so you don’t have to worry about scratches, dents or stains, ensuring a smooth rolling experience. The ideal accessory for any smoke kit.

Looking to blow off some steam during a hard day of work? Just hit Enter. The stress relief pillow is made out of soft sponge material and can connect with your computer, in which case it can be actually used as the Enter key.

Take your best shot...literally. These polished shot glasses are shaped like 50 cal bullet casings and are made with premium quality ceramic, with high resolution engravings. They come in a set of 2 and can hold up to 2oz/60ml.

No matter how bad you are, at least you'll always be able to find your ball in the rough with the golf ball finding glasses. The blue lens will make the ball appear more clearly and they fit over most prescription glasses.

Your egg in shining armor awaits with this medieval knight egg cup. The miniature knight armor comes with a spoon “sword” and a protective helmet that securely holds your egg and keeps it warm until you’re ready to eat.

The alcohol shot gun can hold a full sized shot 1.5oz/44 ml and is made of heavy duty plastic to last many wild parties. The gun is designed to pack a punch, so load it up with your favorite liquor and shoot it straight down the hatch.

Get the party flowing from the get-go with this quick-pour shot dispenser. This crafty dispenser makes it incredibly easy to fill up several cups instantly at a time without any spills, making it a must-have for your next house party.

Inhale the force with this 5" Baby Yoda Pipe. One hit from the Jedi master will send you to the depths of Dagobah, so you too can escape the wrath of the Imperial forces. A must have for any die hard fans of The Mandalorian.

If you've ever wanted the type of spliff only seen in a Cheech and Chong movie, then you need the 12 inch rolling papers from Raw. Yes you read that right, 12 inches. The classic Raw rolling papers, just absolutely massive.

I find your lack of outside light disturbing. Show your neighbors your allegiance to the dark side by placing this on your porch light. This officially licensed 14.5" tall porch light decoration is made from weather resistant plastic.

Lounge in style in these comfy sneaker slippers. These slippers will allow any "sneakerhead" to enjoy their favorite footwear while relaxing at home. They’re made of high-quality foam and designed to last longer than an average slipper.

The medieval knight toilet paper holder will provide the service you need while you sit on your throne. The wall-mounted knight is cast in quality designer resin and will make the perfect companion for your toilet.

Explore the enchanting world of Middle Earth with these Lord of The Rings playing cards. This elusive deck features all of your iconic heroes and different sections of the Middle Earth map are printed on the background of each card.

Let's face it, some people in life deserve to eat a huge bag of dicks, so why not gift them with a singing bag of dicks. The package is cunningly disguised as an expensive gift and comes with a personalized message.

Quench your thirst with this 16oz can of Dehydrated Water. This can when diluted, can make up to infinite gallons of water. All you have to do is add water! The perfect gag gift for a friend with a refined sense of humor.

One does not simply walk into Mordor without a pair of Hobbit Feet Slippers. The plush and padded slippers turn your tootsies into furry adventure feet. These hairy Halfling feet will keep you warm on a brisk day.

You can now use your dirty clothes to workout with this Punching Bag Laundry Basket. The bag is big enough to hold a full load and tough enough to take a strong beating. It’s time to take your laundry to the cleaners, literally!

Wipe out your competition with the ultimate Toilet Paper Blaster. It fires up to 30 feet and uses water to transform toilet paper into clean spitballs. 1 roll of toilet paper is equal to 350+ spitballs (2 spitballs per sheet).

Cause a stir at your white elephant gift exchange with this Banana Phone. It has a wireless handset, clear audio and connects to both iPhone and Android devices. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone!!!

Hide your bad shots or add an extra challenge to a round of golf with these camouflage golf balls. Trying to find your golf ball can be difficult, but with these it will be almost impossible. Perfect for any keen golfer.

This highly amusing and hilariously cartooned book will have you laughing for days. Full with great puns, innuendo and double entendres. This is a great stocking stuffer this year, especially for that person who has everything.

Bring the spirit of Christmas to the party with these candy cane shot glasses. They're made from real peppermint flavored candy so they are entirely edible after you've put away a few shots of your favorite Christmas liquor.

Have yourself a #%*& little Christmas with this Plunger Christmas Tree. Deck your halls differently this year with a new set of tree poo danglers. The perfect gag or white elephant gift for this festive period.

A T-Rex may have laughably tiny arms, but they're powerful jaws can easily crush bones or open your beer. This tiny predator will tear open any bottle with ease and it will make great addition to any barware collection.

Spruce up your parties with a thrilling game of Prosecco Pong. A fancier take on beer pong, this game is ideal for all you Prosecco lovers out there. Included are 12 plastic Prosecco cups and 3 pink ping pong balls.

Toast your dogs with ease with this retro series hot dog and bun toaster. It allows you to toast up to 2 delicious, regular-size hot dogs and two buns at the same time. Included is a mini prong to prevent any burns.

Knowing what foods are vegan can be quite confusing at times, but it's also the point of this game. Challenge your friends and test your knowledge of vegan friendly products, you might be surprised to know what's in your food.

That's right, you can adopt a spitfire and become a member of the ACESquadron as a spitfire angel. You'll get a personalized membership card, information leaflets and a tour of the hangar in Enstone Airfield in Oxford.

Keep your desktop area free from dust with the desktop Henry vacuum cleaner. Henry can make light work of any cookie crumbs or light debris on your desk. There's also an included crevice tool for those hard to reach places.

Build up a good chopping rhythm with this 'Chop It Like It's Hot' cutting board. With a 30cm radius and made of toughened glass with a chinchilla finish, this durable chopping board is the perfect gift for all you home chefs this year.

Say goodbye to the mess of hair you leave in the bathroom after a shave. The beard buddy shaving apron features two super strong suction pads that will stick to any mirror, ready to catch the ‘trimmings’ as you sculpt your beard.

Take a trip on the wild side this festive period with the amazing shot glass darts bar. Load up each shot glass with your strongest liquor and watch those faces drain. The perfect white elephant gift for your friends.

Take a break from work and put the feet up, with this adjustable foot hammock. It’s lightweight and easy to fold material allows you to bring it anywhere you need. Swing your legs to relieve fatigue and to reduce any lower back pain.

This Redneck back scratcher is the perfect tool for easing those irritating itches. It features 15 tines which is like having 15 scratches in one and its contours bend to the shape of your back, giving you more enjoyment with less effort.

If you’re looking to prank your friends with something a little more subtle, then these penis tire caps might be for you. They glow in the dark so everyone will see the prank in action when they’re driving around or parked at night.

Smoke your next cone like a boss with these premium $100 bill papers. Each paper note is “empire size” and made from pure all natural ingredients. Included are 10 filter tips in every pack for the most complete experience.

Freshen up your vehicle with this Jurassic Park air freshener. With a cherry scent and featuring the classic 005 permit number, this memorabilia is a must buy for any hardcore Jurassic Park fans out there.

Get this 6 shot glass dispenser and holder for your next holiday blowout. With the ability to fill up six shot glasses at once, make sure no one dips away from sending your favorite liquor straight down the hatch.

Light up your room and showcase your memories with this decorative photo clips wall display. Included are 100 LED string lights with a total length 33ft, 50 clear clips, 50 mini hooks and 1 large hook, packed in a beautiful gift box.

Stay safe while cycling at night with the Light up Ball Sack. Simply hang them from your bike, give them a little tap and they will start to glow. Flashing your glowing ball sack will ensure you're safe and visible at night.

Release your pent up rage with the stress releasing Scream Jar. It reduces the sound of your screams so you can let it all out no matter where you are. Ideal for in the office, traffic jams or dinner with the in-laws.

Everybody loves the smell of cooked bacon, and now you can always have the smell of bacon in the air with this bacon air freshener. It comes with a string for hanging in your car and it measures 4" (10.2cm) tall.

Mimic your friends with this bright red Parrot Mask. This hilarious mask is an ideal last ditch costume idea for any Halloween or fancy dress parties you may be attending this fall. One size fits both children and adults.

This 26” diameter wide umbrella hat is big enough to keep your head and arms dry. The umbrella hat will keep you dry or out of the sun while you're gardening, fishing or walking your dog.

No need to worry about your chickens crossing the road or roaming the streets anymore. This chicken harness is fully adjustable to ensure your chickens are 100% comfy no matter what. It’s time to take your feathered pets for a walk.

Make your toilet great again. Roll out some presidential humor with this Donald Trump toilet brush. Your toilet will never look as good when you scrub it with his golden locks. The perfect gag gift for your political allies or foes.

Level up your bbq game with these meat shredder bear claws. Shred your meat in seconds, hassle free. Whether it be large pork joints or racks of ribs, no job is too large for these meat shredders.

The bullshit button, for when you need to call someone out on their bullshit in style. Whether you're with friends, family or in an afternoon meeting and you need to call BS, the bullshit button is essential.

You can now drink your fancy ales from the Prancing Pony beer tankard. Made of natural oak-tree wood with a stainless steel inside, this Lord of the Rings mug allows you to enjoy the only brew for the brave and true.

Be a naughty elf this Christmas with these snow globe sweaters. These warmers will make sure your nips stay warm and out of site from any brisk winds. The perfect stocking filling for ladies that will have everyone laughing.

Attention wine lovers! Are you trying to cut back to just the one glass of wine? Well this is exactly what you need. This ultimate wine Bottle glass holds an entire 750mL bottle of wine — after all, it’s just the one serving.

Keep your cool while working from home or finishing that assignment you've been putting off for weeks with the USB mini fridge. It holds a single 12oz beverage and it's powered via USB so you can plug it in to your computer.

Who needs a wine glass when you can just use your bra? The WineRack is a comfortable sports bra that holds 25oz or 750ml of your favorite cocktail. The perfect apparel for your next festival!

Decorate your beard this Christmas with these unique Beard Ornaments. Included is 12 small baubles which consist of 6 different colours. Show your Christmas spirit this year and bring a smile to everyone's face.

Open your beers like a true warrior with this Axe Bottle Opener. Included is a magnet and chain so you can stick it on the fridge or place it on a hook for easy access. An ideal gift for the man in your life this year.

Cut your pizza in style with this hilarious Bicycle Pizza Cutter. Not only will it look smart and cute on display in your kitchen, it features a sharp and durable stainless steel blade that can cut through any crust.

Grab your visitors attention by making them grab your doorballs. This hilarious gift comes with an easy peel and stick adhesive strip for easy application. As seen in Scary Movie 2, these balls will be sure to make a loud bang.

Beer infused hot sauce, a must have for any fan of craft beer and hot sauces. This 3 pack contains a mild Sriracha, a garlic serrano and a hot chipotle infused with lager, farmhouse ale and pale ale. Perfect for beer pairings.

Get ready for some Reefer Madness with this ganja themed board game. Play with up to 8 players and compete to become the royal highness of ganja land. There’s even a coveted royal crown for the winner.

Ensure you don’t raise suspicion when drinking in public with this baked beans beer disguise. No more hip flasks or hiding under a table, now you can drink in full view of everybody, they’ll just think you are drinking beans.

Bring the hilarity of screaming goats to the office with the screaming goat figure. Simply press down on the stump and your little goat friend will give a loud scream. It also comes with a book of goat facts and trivia.

Simplify your Wake and Bake with this ceramic Bong Mug. No more swapping between your coffee and your bong, now you can enjoy both at the same time. The mug can hold 11oz of fluid and it’s got a decent size bowl too.

Feel the power of the Dark Side with the Star Wars Dark Side playing cards. The officially licensed cards are made in America from sustainable forests and feature some of the most iconic characters from the movie saga.

Bring the gooey goodness of S’mores indoors with the indoor electric s’mores maker. No longer will you need to light a fire or have to listen to those dreadful campfire songs just to enjoy these marshmallow treats.

It's time to mix it up with this floating beer pong table. It has 8 cup holders around the edges for spectator's beers and a cooler in the centre that can hold up to 18 beers, perfect for any pool party or a day on the lake.

This motion sensor toilet light activates automatically when you approach the toilet bowl in the dark. Set the mood and and create a relaxing bathroom retreat whenever you get up in the middle of the night to unleash a demon.

Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs. Modern cats must confront satanists, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and other threats to their nine lives.

Right or Racist, the card game that is guaranteed to end a friendship, break up a happy couple or prove how racist your drunk uncle really is. The first player to lose all their cards wins, then you see if they're right or racist.

Office etiquette can be quite tricky these days so why not avoid a lecture from HR and tell your colleagues or your boss what you really mean (Without having to say it) with this polite yet passive aggressive office mug.

Grab a pair of these eye-catching knee high “I love cocktails”socks. Certain to turn a few heads, these socks are a great accessory for any fancy dress party. Just check your mother's drawers, I’m sure she has a pair lying around.

Put your sponge to rest after a hard day of scrubbing. Included is a bed frame, two decorative pillows and a dishwasher friendly sponge which is perfect for removing any grit from those dirty dishes.

May the force be with you while eating your favourite dish. These lightsaber chopsticks will take your dinner parties to another galaxy. These chopsabers are a great gift for any die hard star wars fans out there.

Surprise your friends while on the golf course with these sexy lady golf tees. Excellent for practicing your swing or a casual 18 holes with friends. Packaged in a box of 20, these tees are the ideal gag gift for any golf lover.

We’ve all dreamed of being showered with money one day, so why not make it rain with this golden money gun. With the ability to shoot out real notes, fake notes, flyers and business cards.

Lose your brain cells, not all your hard earned cash. The Shot glass roulette drinking game is great to play whether you’re a gambler, an alcoholic or both! Guaranteed to be a party favorite and safer than the Russian equivalent.

Practice your skills with the slam dunk basketball mug. It’s big enough to be used as a mug or a bowl. Have fun dunking bread into some soup or face off in games of hot chocolate H.O.R.S.E. using mini marshmallows.

Get closer to your partner with these undies for two. They have 4 leg holes and a stretchy elastic band so they're one size fits all. The undies for two is guaranteed to add some cheeky fun and excitement into your love life.

Thanks to a shipping error, my friend Al is now currently overstocked on Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Men & he is looking to pass the savings on to you. This mini Inflatable Tube Man is great for celebratory moments in the office.

Fed up with people not listening to what you have got to say? Well Dr. Phil has got you covered. Suitable for any metal surface, the peculiar looking 5” M&M is sure to make any refrigerator more interesting.

Bring a tiny bit of magic to your living room with the Danny DeVito sequin pillow. Simply run your hand along the surface to uncover the beautiful smile of everyone’s favorite 4’10” Hollywood sex symbol.

Surprise your friends with the Pizza Socks Box, they look just like real pizza and it even comes with a little pizza saver. Each pizza box contains 4 pairs of pizza themed socks like pepperoni, hawaiian, vegetarian or even mixed.

Find out if your college years paid off with this ultimate game of human beer pong. A great way to get a night out started and the beers flowing. This set of two inflatable bucket hats and a ball is guaranteed to liven up the party.

No more of that Dornish horse piss! This is the finest Game of Thrones Chardonnay. Proper wine for proper heroes! A 2016 wine from California and at 13.5% ABV, it's perfect for those Game of Thrones marathons.

The Bierstick Beer Syringe can hold up to 24oz of your favorite beer which can be drank in just over 2 seconds if you can handle it. If you're a novice drinker (Pussy), you can drink from this at your own pace.

Are you brave/stupid enough to take on this hot sauce roulette? Each of the 12 bottles increases the heat by adding an extra ingredient to the mix. Each bottle contains .75oz so there should be plenty to go around.

I find your lack of seasoning disturbing! Bring your dishes to the darkside with these Salt & Pepper shakers. These are officially licensed Star Wars products made from ceramic so you’ll struggle to break these with a force grip.

This is the hot and tasty Ramen we’re all looking out for. Stand out from the crowd with this larger than life Ramen noodle soup hoodie. Its vibrant design is guaranteed to raise some eyebrows.

Normal Terrariums can be so boring. Why not add some excitement to your Terrarium by adding spiders, hundreds of them. In only a matter of weeks they will be big enough to escape & roam freely all over your house.

OOORAH! Time to get some … beers that is. Now you can open your beer with military precision with the iconic green army man bottle opener. All that's left to do is gather your generals & crack open a cold one.

Now you can make your family portraits even cheesier with the all new cheese printer! The only cheese printer to be endorsed by the amazingly talented & totally real celebrity chef Henri Rémoulade.

Keep your lunch ORGANized with the human organ transplant, insulated lunch bag. It has a foam-insulated water-proof lining so your lunch will be ready to transplant right into your stomach.