White Elephant Gifts

Plankton Pipe

Dive into the deep blue sea of relaxation with the handmade ceramic Plankton Pipe. The design ensures a one-of-a-kind piece, making your smoking sessions as unique as Plankton's schemes to steal the Krabby Patty formula.

$29.50
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Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce

Prepare for a taste revolution that not only ignites your senses but also gives your bowels a spicy wake-up call. The Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce is crafted with an arsenal of fiery habaneros that could wake the dead.

$11.99
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Kettlebell Protein Scooper

Pump up your guns with the Protein Pump Kettlebell Scooper. Crafted with the precision of a seasoned weightlifter, the 30g scooper is the perfect companion to help you measure out your gains and keep your nutrition on point.

$12.95
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Dill Dough Stress Reliever

Relieve life's pressures with the Dill Dough Stress Reliever. The dill dough can transform those challenging moments into a dill-iciously enjoyable experience. Stress relief has never been this amusing.

$11.99
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50 Ways to Eat Cock

Get ready to embark on a hilariously tasty journey with the "50 Ways to Eat Cock" book! This tongue-in-cheek cookbook is a culinary adventure like no other, filled with witty recipes that will have you clucking with laughter.

$2.99
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Build Your Own Conspiracy Theory Kit

Dive headfirst into the rabbit hole of the peculiar with the Build Your Own Conspiracy Theory Kit! Calling all eccentric thinkers, peculiar pals and those who proudly wear tin-foil hats as a fashion statement – this kit is tailor-made for you.

$32.95
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Squat Rack Pen Holder

Transform your workspace into a powerhouse of productivity with the Squat Rack Pen Holder. No need to break a sweat searching for your writing tools – they're right there in the squatting position, ready for action.

$20.78
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Snoop On A Stoop

Add a touch of rap royalty to your holidays with a Snoop On A Stoop. Dressed in a blinged-out hoodie and oversized shades, Snoop On A Stoop is here to drop some festive beats and keep an eye on who's naughty or nice.

$27.30
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Jingle Balls

Spread some festive cheer and have a ball this Christmas with the Jingle Balls decoration! This cheeky ballbag ornament is the perfect blend of naughty and nice, featuring a beautiful pair of testicles adorned with a playful red bow.

$9.17
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Thick-fil-A T-Shirt

Who needs chicken sandwiches when you can flex your way through life? The Thick-fil-A shirt is not just any regular shirt, it is a declaration of your dedication to both massive gains and the popular Chick-fil-A fast food restaurant.

$16.82+
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Golf Club Toilet Brush

Tee off your bathroom cleaning routine with the golf club toilet brush. The must-have bathroom accessory for golf fanatics, it features an ergonomic design and silicone bristles both sides to help get sparkling all round.

$11.99
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Mac and Cheese Candy Canes

Make this holiday season extra cheesy with these mac and cheese flavored candy canes. The candy canes are the ultimate blend of cheesy goodness and festive sweetness for all the adventurous foodies or holiday pranksters.

$12.99
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