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Giant Pencil

This 14 inch Giant Pencil functions in all the great ways that a real pencil does. Use it as a joke in school or for doing your favorite puzzles. A big pencil for even bigger ideas! Disclaimer: It may be too big to fit behind your ear.

$8.99
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Potty Piano

Drown out the normal toilet sounds while you're pinching a loaf with the potty piano. Compose your next masterpiece while you're on the can. The potty piano fits around your toilet and comes with a song book to get you started.

$19.99
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Penis Face Mask

Let's face it, we all feel like dicks wearing masks so why not one further by having one on your mask? This crochet penis face mask is handmade and 100% cotton. Ideal for keeping safe while making people laugh.

$23.90
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Chocolate Willies

Treat the woman in your life, friend or bride to be with a box of chocolate willies. The box of chocolate willies contains white, milk and dark Belgian chocolate so everyone is bound to find the perfect willy for their palate.

$13.99
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Gratiator Cheese Grater

Grating cheese will no longer be a battle with the gratiator cheese grater. This one-of-a-kind cheese grater allows you to grate, slice, serve and display food in an adventurous and fun way, just as they did in the Roman times.

$13.99
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Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron

Be fully equipped for your next cookout with the grill sergeant bbq apron. Arm yourself with an arsenal of grilling accessories and necessities so you can feed the hungry troops. It comes with a built-in bottle opener and holds a 6 pack.

$19.99
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Offensive-ish Crayons

Offensive-ish crayons are a great gift for those that are easily offended. Why not surprise Karen with a box of all her favorite colors like victim blame blue and midlife crisis gray. Please send all complaints to the manufacturer.

$9.99
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Bath Wine Holder

Finally, you can enjoy a hot bath or shower without having to worry about where to put your wine. The bath wine holder will stick to your wall and securely hold your wine in place so its always safe and close to hand.

$14.99
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Puffer Jacket Beer Koozie

These stylish little puffer jacket beer koozies will keep your drink nice and cold, just as the fridge intended it. The double insulated jacket will keep your hands warm, while the tucked in arms allows you to keep a better grip on your beer.

$14.99
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