White Elephant Gifts

Thor's Hammer Water Bottle

Show your love for the Norse god of thunder with this Thor Hammer Water Bottle. This 57oz water bottle is the perfect way to stay hydrated on the go. It has a tough, rugged exterior and an ergonomic handle for convenient carrying.

$21.99
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Elephant Trunk Underwear

Spice up your underwear drawer with the Elephant Trunk Underwear. The ball hammock boxers bring the best of the jungle to your nether regions. They are made from MicroModal material, which is three times softer than cotton.

$29.99
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Bracelet Flask

This 8oz Bracelet Flask is the perfect accessory for any concert and festival. The stylish bangle is a great way to sneak in a little extra liquid without anyone knowing. The stainless steel ensures that your drink will stay cold for hours.

$16.99
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Lucky Charms Candle

The Lucky Charms Candle allows you to enjoy the scent of your favorite childhood cereal without the mess. Made from natural soy wax, this sweet-smelling candle has a subtle scent of marshmallow, frosting, and other cereal flavors.

$37.14
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Computer Rear View Mirror

Never get caught slacking by your boss or brown-nose colleagues with the help of this computer rear view mirror. The rear view mirror features a clip and flexible stem allowing you to cover your office blind spots with ease.

$12.99
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The General's Hot Sauce

If you're looking for a hot sauce that will put a fire in your mouth, then look no further than The General's Hot Sauce. Made with 86% of actual peppers, the sauce comes in 3 different flavors and is served in a thick frag grenade bottle.

$34.99
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Funny Face Socks

Show off your creative side with these hilarious and whimsical Funny Face Socks. Available in 10 different colors, these socks are a fun way to change up your style and are perfect for anyone who wants to put a smile on their feet.

$12.80
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Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump

Some say he's crass, others say he's a genius. But the one thing everyone agrees on is that he's entertaining. The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump is comprised of Trump's tweets, organized by specific themes and topics.

$23.00
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Dutch Oven Fart Blanket

Craft some authentic Dutch Oven recipes such as “The Creeper”, with the Dutch Oven Fart Blanket. This soft and cozy blanket has a secret layer of lining to absorb the smell of your farts, while you wait for an innocent soul to walk by.

$51.59
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