After Dinner Nipples

Learn valuable life lessons about accepting your fate with this cursed monkey paw. The legendary monkey paw is said to grant 3 wishes that come at a terrible price. Each paw is meticulously detailed and has realistic hair.

Learn the coveted cheat codes of dating and romance with this hilarious geeks guide to dating book. The book is like a walkthrough for attracting a partner and will help you put your dating game on easy mode.

If cash rules everything around you, you'll love this 100 dollar bill rug. The rug is made from durable nylon with an anti-slip rubber backing, meaning this is one Benjamin that will last a lot longer than the paper equivalent.

Start your journey to become a Pokemon master with this real talking Pokedex. The Pokedex contains the data and voice entries for all Pokemon up to generation 8. It features a back-lit LCD screen and it charges via USB-C.

Get ready to solve mysteries in style with the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine crossbody bag. This groovy bag features a colorful print of the iconic Mystery Machine van with lots of space in the back for all of your essentials.

Keep your hands toasty while typing with these cute toasty USB hand warmers. The plush material is soft and comfortable while the fingerless design makes it easy to type. Just plug them into your PC for instant warmth.

The fusion pool and dining table has an elegant design that makes it ideal for hosting both fancy dinner parties and a day of pool with the boys. It takes less than a minute to transform and the table is able to seat 10 people comfortably.

Spin a symphony of smiles and joy with this personalized wooden music box. The music box depicts an enchanted wonderland and features a castle with a rotating wooden car. It can be engraved with your message or an image.

Blow your enemies away with the Airzooka Air Blaster. The high-pressure blaster can shoot streams of air up to 20 feet. The Airzooka is safe for all environments and is the perfect weapon for your next game of capture the flag.

Enjoy the convenience of good coffee on the go when there’s no Starbucks close-by. Simply pop in your capsule, add hot water and pump for a delicious espresso outdoors, ideal for hiking or just being pretentious.

The thrill of playing beer pong has never been more exciting with this glow-in-the-dark set. Players can set it up in the dark and feel like they're playing in a galaxy far, far away, as they watch their shots soar through the night sky.

Stay safe while cycling at night with the Light up Ball Sack. Simply hang them from your bike, give them a little tap and they will start to glow. Flashing your glowing ball sack will ensure you're safe and visible at night.