Dutch Oven Fart Blanket

Prepare yourself for an epic day of drinking with the heroic Beer Belt. Designed to hold a cold 6 pack of cans, this belt will allow you to stay in the one spot to focus on the one thing that matters the most, getting absolutely shitfaced.

The Minecraft Block Building Lamp comes with 16 separate blocks that illuminate and can be arranged in any combination. It makes a perfect addition to any Minecraft collection and memorabilia for those in the fandom.

Add some extra protection at home with the Non-Lethal Salt Self Defense Gun Kit. With the security and accuracy of a traditional fireman, its rounds are filled with powdered pepper spray and tear gas that breaks on contact.

Add some festivity when you're on the open road with this turkey motorcycle helmet cover. This hilarious helmet cover is ideal for keeping your helmet protected from the elements and it's sure to turn heads where ever you go.

Let your kid's imagination run wild in this awesome inflatable UFO air fort. The spaceship air fort can be inflated in 30 seconds and it's 6.5ft wide x 4ft tall so it's large enough to hold several kids and adults comfortably.

Send a truly romantic message to your Valentine with this pop up musical Valentine's card. When the card is opened, a cute 3D teddy bear pops up with a light up heart and plays a cover version of the song "Still the one".

Add a gruesome aura to your romantic night in watching horror flicks with the Michael Myers candle holder. The candle holder features hollow eyes that create an eerie glow and allow for the melting candle wax to drip out.

Show off your fierce side this winter with this Barbarian Fur Mantle! Made with high-quality faux fur, this mantle will keep you cozy in even the harshest conditions. A must-have for any true barbarian, warrior, or adventurer.

Let's face it, some people in life deserve to eat a huge bag of dicks, so why not gift them with a singing bag of dicks. The package is cunningly disguised as an expensive gift and comes with a personalized message.

Add a convenient way to charge your Tesla at home with this Tesla wall connector. The wall connector can be installed either indoors or outdoors and can connect to your Wi-Fi for the latest firmware updates and features.

Learn the art of self defense in a safe environment with the Shadow Fighter Game. The training mode included can help you quickly learn several fighting techniques and moves, so that you can become a shadow fighting master.

The Lego Millennium Falcon set is one of the biggest Lego sets ever. It has over 7,500 pieces to painstakingly assemble, which will probably take you longer to finish than it took the Millennium Falcon to finish the Kessel run.