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Nothing quite screams breakfast in bed than Chocolate Beans On Toast. The delicious meal consists of a solid Belgian milk chocolate slice of toast, topped with white chocolate baked beans, complete with a chocolate knife and fork.

No need to worry about your chickens crossing the road or roaming the streets anymore. This chicken harness is fully adjustable to ensure your chickens are 100% comfy no matter what. It’s time to take your feathered pets for a walk.

Nothing shows that you are a dedicated gamer, at a fancy dress event, more than these Xbox Controller Cufflinks. The wooden video game controller cufflinks laser cut and engraved to replicate mini Xbox controllers.

Keep your desktop area free from dust with the desktop Henry vacuum cleaner. Henry can make light work of any cookie crumbs or light debris on your desk. There's also an included crevice tool for those hard to reach places.

Get closer to your partner with these undies for two. They have 4 leg holes and a stretchy elastic band so they're one size fits all. The undies for two is guaranteed to add some cheeky fun and excitement into your love life.

Be fully equipped for your next cookout with the grill sergeant bbq apron. Arm yourself with an arsenal of grilling accessories and necessities so you can feed the hungry troops. It comes with a built-in bottle opener and holds a 6 pack.

Keep your cold ones lit throughout the night with the Brightz LED Cooler Lights. Fitted with 30 micro-LEDs, this waterproof cooler light will illuminate the inside of the cooler, giving off a cool, fluorescent blue glow around your beers.

Make your gaming setup or home office more Roar-some with this T-Rex headphone stand. The headphone stand can be placed on your desk or wall mounted. The unique design make your headphones rest in the T-Rex's mouth.

Ensure a fresh start to a rainy day with this hilarious Romaine lettuce umbrella. The umbrella features a leafy green lettuce print that makes it look like you're carrying a head of crisp Romaine lettuce when it's folded.

Fighting kikimory and basilisks all day is thirsty work, so always keep your trusty Witcher hip flask close by. This Witcher hip flask set includes an 8oz leather bound hip flask, a funnel and 2 stainless steel shot glasses.

The Dragon Skull fossil statue is hand painted and made of designer resin to provide that real-life look. Measuring 12.5" tall, 18.5" wide, and 15" deep, this dragon skull is a unique outdoor or indoor display for any home.

Reclaim your precious stored inventory items with this Elden ring item chest. Similar to chests at the sites of lost grace, this chest contains 3 items for you to display, a fire pot, a finger severer and neutralizing boluses.