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The Demon Slayer Sword is a precise replica of Tanjiro Kamado's first Nichirin Sword. Crafted by the legendary blacksmith Hotaru, the sword is designed to slice through the toughest of armor and slay the most evil of demons.

Display your superior intelligence and villainous intent for chaos with these light up anime glasses. They feature USB charging and a button in the center for instant scary shiny glasses. They are ideal for cosplay or memes.

While Jesus may have been known for his famous loaves and fishes, if he had to cook the last supper, what would Jesus stew? This hilarious Jesus spoon will inspire you to make great choices when deciding what to cook.

Get ready to serve up some fun with the 33ft Inflatable Volleyball Court Pool. Made with durable material and quick to set up, it's a must-have for any backyard gathering. So, gather your friends for a day of intense competition.

Add some raw power to your boring cubicle or office space with this badass V8 engine block pen holder. The V8 pen holder is 3D printed and has deep cylinders to hold your pens and a section to display your business cards.

Carry up to 6 beers in style with the ultimate beer briefcase. With the capacity to hold a six pack of bottles and the ability to keep your beers cold, this case is an ideal accessory for your next poker game.

Take the red pill and disconnect from the matrix. This 3D printed prosthetic Headjack can be applied to the back of your neck for probing and energy harvesting. They make any matrix cosplay look more realistic ... or simulated?

Drown your enemy in a sea of alcohol with a game of Battleshots. Similar to the classic game, the rules are simple: whenever a player’s ship takes a hit, they take a shot! The only board game where everyone is a winner.

Add a touch of feline flair to your setup with this adorable 3D cat paw mousepad. The ergonomic mousepad features a soft silicone wrist rest in the shape of a cat's front paw. It has an anti-slip base and it's easy to wash.

Don't leave your plants high and dry when you're on vacation. Keep them hydrated with this hilarious plant IV drip. Fill the bag with water, hang it on the hook and set the water flow regulator to provide life support for days.

Terrorize everyone on the road as you speed by with this Predator motorcycle helmet. This badass helmet is made with a custom fiberglass shell, is D.O.T approved and includes a working mounted laser with a toggle switch.

These stylish little puffer jacket beer koozies will keep your drink nice and cold, just as the fridge intended it. The double insulated jacket will keep your hands warm, while the tucked in arms allows you to keep a better grip on your beer.