Misfortune Cookies

They say the pen is mightier than the sword, but what about a pen shaped like a sword? This unique set contains 24 ancient sword pens for you to brandish whilst you conquer a crossword puzzle or casually take notes.

Start your poker night how you intend to end it, by struggling to see the cards. The drunk playing cards are a great novelty gift. Each card has a varying level of blurriness that will increase the feeling of intoxication.

Decorate your refrigerator with the Dr. Phil M&M Fridge Magnet. The peculiar-looking 5” M&M is suitable for any metal surface and will be there to listen to any day-to-day problems you may be experiencing in your life.

Treat the woman in your life, friend or bride to be with a box of chocolate willies. The box of chocolate willies contains white, milk and dark Belgian chocolate so everyone is bound to find the perfect willy for their palate.

Experience the magic of being outside without having to worry about the cold, bugs and rain. This bubble tent has a pop up design so it's simple to assemble and fold away. The 15ft x 15ft bubble tent can hold up to 15 adults.

The 40ft container tiny home has everything you need at a low cost. They come prefabricated and offer all the mod cons you would expect like a bedroom, shower, toilet, sink, a small kitchenette and living area.

It’s not always possible to get away from your job to play a round of golf but now you can play golf while you’re on the job. Each set comes with a putter, 2 balls, a potty green and a do not disturb sign.

Riding home from the liquor store with a cold six pack of beers in hand is always a struggle. The leather beer caddy securely fastens your precious cargo onto the top tube of your bicycle. The perfect comrade for a day out on your bike.

Stay intoxicated wherever you go with this convenient wine sippy cup. Your wine glass is enclosed in a double walled insulated acrylic cup that keeps it cool and the lid ensures you don't spill a single drop of your precious wine.

Add a touch of boat related humor to your morning with the boat motor coffee stirrer. The miniature motor is ideal for stirring tea, coffee or hot cocoa without the need for batteries, simply wind it up and start stirring.

Countdown to Christmas this year with 25 skillfully crafted blends of natural tea included in this Tea Advent Calendar. The box is made of sustainable and reusable Teabrewer packaging and includes natural tea, herbs and dried fruit.

Add some warmth and love to your home when you adopt one of these adorable pet potatoes. Every unique pet potato is handmade from polymer clay and waiting to be picked. They come with an official certificate of adoption.