Offensive-ish Crayons

Grab your tinfoil hat and get ready for the inevitable alien invasion with this UFO keycap. The keycap is 3D printed and the UFO is hand painted. The clear resin lets the RGB light shine through to illuminate the tractor beam.

Put the biggest smile on your partner's face with the Pet Baked Bean. The happy bean is protected by a little thimble dome and glued in to keep it safe. The perfect buddy for your kitchen shelf, office desk or car dashboard.

Terrorize everyone on the road as you speed by with this Predator motorcycle helmet. This badass helmet is made with a custom fiberglass shell, is D.O.T approved and includes a working mounted laser with a toggle switch.

Pucker up your lips with a taste of fresh coffee with the Coffee Lip Balm. Loaded up with great ingredients that include shea butter, jojoba, almond oil, vitamin E oil & hemp oil, this special lip balm will nourish, protect, and heal your lips.

Amaze your friends with obscure facts about almost everything. The book of unusual knowledge is 704 pages of information ranging from animals, technology, sports and history. Perfect for anybody with a passion for learning.

Suit up as the American billionaire playboy and engineer, Tony Stark, in this ultimate Iron Man costume. This supreme edition suit for adults is a high quality replica that true Marvel fans will adore!

Remove the hassle of trying to stuff your leftover pizza in the fridge, with the Pizza Pack. This air-tight container, has room to store a single slice or an entire pizza. It can collapse and expand to maximize your fridge space.

Confuse any guest that enters your home with the Psyduck The Scream poster. Similar to the original painting, this Pokemon alternative depicts Psyduck’s personal life trauma where it’s constantly stunned by its headache.

Entertain your audience with the life-like Dinosaur Arm Puppets. Use your hands to control the movement of the head and mouth and tail. These ​​terrifying reptiles provide a thrilling interactive experience and stage effects.

Dry your doggo in record time and help minimize that lingering wet dog odor in your home with this unique Puff 'n' fluff dog dryer. No more waiting around for hours for your dog to dry just so you can give them a cuddle.

Serve your drinks in a festive way this year with the Santa Stocking Flask. Fill it up with your favorite beverage, hang it anywhere, and dispense your drinks. Each Santa flask holds 2.25 liters and is the ultimate party accessory.

Recreate the epic battles between the Covenant and the UNSC with this Halo Needler Nerf gun. The needler is fully motorized and fires 10 darts. The needles light up when you grip the handle with each light turning off as you shoot.