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The government may be stealing your thoughts but have you ever thought they could be stealing your cat's thoughts too? Shield your cat from the mind controlling electromagnetic waves with the tin foil hat for cats.

Teach your fish how to bend it like Beckham with the Fish School Training Kit. Included is a manual with training tips from world famous fish trainer Dr Dean Pomerleau, a training field, hoops, and balls to teach them several tricks.

Start your day with the tastiest waffles in the galaxy with this Millennium Falcon waffle maker. The waffle maker has a non stick coating which means its as easy to remove waffles as it is to complete the Kessel run in 12 parsecs.

Get the party started with this drinks puppet drinking game. The aim of the game is to drink your beer (Without spilling too much) by using the puppet strings. The game will provide hours of fun and laughs for spectators.

Score big when you host the next game day party with the Football Ice Molds. Create seamless ice footballs that are perfect for your favorite low or highball glasses. A must-have for die-hard football fans and tailgating fanatics.

That's right, you can adopt a spitfire and become a member of the ACESquadron as a spitfire angel. You'll get a personalized membership card, information leaflets and a tour of the hangar in Enstone Airfield in Oxford.

Add a modern and natural touch to any bathroom with these amazing live moss bath mats. The mats feature real moss that feeds on the water droplets from you after a bath or shower, which will keep your moss blooming.

Brew coffee on the go without the need for coffee filters with this coffee brewing straw. The straw has a filter at the end so you can have French press style coffee anytime. The filter can be reused so there's zero waste.

Show off your crazy finger dancing skills with the retro finger dance machine. Simply download the finger dancing app, connect your phone to the dance machine and bust a move. There are multiple songs of varying difficulty.

Defend your abode and stay out of trouble with this Metal RoboCop Statue. It’s handcrafted from high-quality recycled metal, and old auto parts and coated in lacquer to prevent rust. A must-have for RoboCop fanatics.

Train yourself to be a morning person the way Ivan Pavlov would have. The electric shock alarm clock has multiple settings to help you wake up feeling less tired. You can set it to vibrate, beep, shock or all 3 for heavy sleepers.

Reward your dog to a daily treat on the count-down to Christmas this year. The cardboard Dog Advent Calendar holds your pet's favorite treats for 24 days of the month and can be easily refilled every year with delicious snacks.