Nothing quite screams breakfast in bed than Chocolate Beans On Toast. The delicious meal consists of a solid Belgian milk chocolate slice of toast, topped with white chocolate baked beans, complete with a chocolate knife and fork.
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Fight any gym leader with ease with these ultra Swole Pokemon. Featuring four of the strongest starter Pokémon you will ever encounter. Fulfill your destiny by collecting each type of monster and become the most feared Pokémon Master.
Don't feel like a damsel in distress when your dog answers nature's call in public, Mighty Dog is here to save the day. The Mighty Dog poop bag dispenser comes with a carabiner that makes it ideal when walking your doggo.
Blend seamlessly into the wilderness with the Grassy Ghost Ghillie Suit. This cunning camouflage ensemble boasts nearly 6 pounds of synthetic, silent, and water-resistant thread to keep you hidden from prying eyes.
Prepare to take your cheesy cravings to the next level with this Raclette cheese melting rack. The melting rack sits atop of 3 tealight candles that melt your favorite cheese until it's ready to be poured over your food.
The Egg With Legs Sculpture will have your guests cracking up in no time! Made from re-claimed salvaged metal, this cute sculpture is perfect for those who like their art with a bit of sunny-side-up humor.
Avoid the mess produced from female ejaculation with a quality embroidered Squirt Rag. The 100% cotton washcloths are soft and the perfect size at 12” x 12”. No more wiping down the walls after a steamy night in bed.
Create your very own Jurassic Park with the life size Triceratops Statue. This giant dinosaur statue measures over 20 feet long and stands 10 feet high and is positioned like it’s charging through your property with its 3 massive horns.
Fight your way through waves of the undead in Resident Evil 2: The board Game. You can play this cooperative horror game with up to 3 friends to see if you can all make it through the zombie-infested streets of Raccoon City.
Keep your phone battery topped up with this miniature Tesla Supercharger Station. The Supercharger Station replica can fit micro USB, USB-C or Lighting cables for use with all phones. The ideal gift for Elon Musk fans.
Ensure you always look like a snack when you wear these cute pizza slice earrings. The pizza earrings are lightweight are they're hand sculpted with polymer clay. They feature intricate detailing, toppings and grill marks.
Crack open a cold beer after an intense workout with this 1lb kettlebell bottle opener. Its made from genuine cast iron with a classic black finish, it's the perfect gift for the fitness enthusiast or gym bro in your life.
Make every trip to the bathroom luxurious and comfortable with this smart toilet. The smart toilet uses UV light to sterilize the bowl, it has an in-bowl light and a convenient button you can kick to open, close and flush.
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