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Relive those childhood memories of gaming and being humiliated by a sniggering dog with the NES gun bottle opener. It's modelled after the iconic NES Zapper that has become synonymous with retro gaming from the 80's.

The Servo Mini Cell Phone Pen is a cool two-in-one design with a functional pen and mobile phone. Insert a nano sim card or pair it with your smartphone to make phone calls. It also has a camera and a memory storage of 32GB.

There comes a time in a man's life when he gets fed up with taping it to the inside of his leg. The How To Cope With A Massive Penis journal has a stylish laminated matte hardcover and is the perfect gag gift for your husband or partner.

Show off the results of all those leg days in the gym with these human muscle yoga pants. The yoga pants are made from made of high-quality four-way stretch Italian lycra with a detailed all over print that feels smooth.

Decorate your home and impress bug catcher Elijah with these Pokémon taxidermy displays. Each Pokémon is sculpted and hand painted before being framed. There are various normal or shiny Pokémon to choose from.

Surprise your dog-loving partner with this hilarious doggos doing things book. The doggos doing things book is based on the insanely popular instagram account. Its full of humor, pupperinos, floofs and good bois.

Add some anus destroying heat to every meal you can think of with this Sriracha cookbook. The cookbook has 50 spicy recipes for you to try including delicious honey-Sriracha glazed buffalo wings or bacon-Sriracha cornbread.

Has anyone ever told you that you have a massive chip on your shoulder? Well, why not show it off next Halloween! This costume includes 1 jumbo potato chip with a large safety pin to attach it to the shoulder of any outfit.

Harness the power of Sauron himself with The One Ring to rule them all. The Lord of the Rings Ring is forged in 10k, 14k, and 18k gold. Unlike Isildur, you can control the Ruling Ring and rule over the free people of Middle Earth.

Ensure you can always phone home by keeping your phone charged using this E.T. wireless charging dock. The charging dock's design is based on the VHS cover art and ET himself. When in use, the base and ET's finger light up.

Light up your drinks with the radioactive element coaster set. Each pressure sensitive LED coaster features a radioactive element so you can learn about their atomic numbers and isotopic masses while you get drunk.

Make your child feel like they’ve just got a Golden Ticket to Willy Wonka's Factory with the chocolate bar maker. Each mold has a unique design & the easy squeeze container makes it easy for kids to make their own bars.