Lump O' Coal

Lump O' Coal

Surprise your children with the perfect stocking stuffer for naughty boys and girls, the lump o' coal. The lump o' Coal comes with a reusable, vintage red jute bag and a card telling the recipient why they're an asshole.

$5.99
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