Surprise your children with the perfect stocking stuffer for naughty boys and girls, the lump o' coal. The lump o' Coal comes with a reusable, vintage red jute bag and a card telling the recipient why they're an asshole.
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Stay drunk while on your journey to become a Pokemon master with this hilarious Pokemon drinking game. Battle your way through each gym leader on this 22"x22" gameboard that comes with 2 dice and 6 game pieces.
Release your inner hobbit in these amazing hobbit holes. Enjoy second breakfast while overlooking the view of Ullswater lake in the UK. The hobbit holes can fit 2 adults and 4 children comfortably in the spacious living area.
Prepare yourself for an epic day of drinking with the heroic Beer Belt. Designed to hold a cold 6 pack of cans, this belt will allow you to stay in the one spot to focus on the one thing that matters the most, getting absolutely shitfaced.
Elevate your beverage experience to lunar proportions with the Moon ice ball mold. The food grade silicone moon ice mold features intricate detailing that creates a realistic lunar replica that'll leave your guests in awe.
Get ready to level up your baking game with the Super Mario Fondant Cake Kit! With everything you need to create your own mushroom kingdom masterpiece, you can surprise the Super Mario fan in your life!
Heavy duty work requires heavy duty tools like this B.A.S.H. unbreakable sledgehammer. The handle has a steel core design that prevents breaking during overstrikes and locks the head securely, to avoid the head dislodging.
Illuminate pretty much any surface at night with this cool glow in the dark tape. The self-adhesive tape is easy to apply and looks great on everything. The strip is 1 inch wide and almost 10ft long, enough for any room.
If you like big butts and you cannot lie, you need one of these squishy butt phone cases. The cases are made from a soft yet durable TPU material and the squishy butt is made from silicone that you can squeeze all day long.
Create jaw-dropping laser shows at any party, music festival or old skool rave with these LED laser gloves. The laser gloves have a 100mW high-power laser head in each finger and can be used for up to 1 hour of continuous use.
Be ready for any situation while drinking with this Kong beer bong. The unique design means it can be used as a beer koozie, but also has an attachment to help you chug. Simply pour in your beer, take the funnel and chug.
Put the biggest smile on your partner's face with the Pet Baked Bean. The happy bean is protected by a little thimble dome and glued in to keep it safe. The perfect buddy for your kitchen shelf, office desk or car dashboard.
Craft some authentic Dutch Oven recipes such as “The Creeper”, with the Dutch Oven Fart Blanket. This soft and cozy blanket has a secret layer of lining to absorb the smell of your farts, while you wait for an innocent soul to walk by.
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