Platform 9 ¾ Bookends

Offensive-ish crayons are a great gift for those that are easily offended. Why not surprise Karen with a box of all her favorite colors like victim blame blue and midlife crisis gray. Please send all complaints to the manufacturer.

Never mix up your drinks again with the Drinking Buddies Drink Markers. Included is a pack of 6 speedo-clad muscle men to attach to the edge of your glasses. The perfect set for bachelorette parties and girls nights out.

The Clucky Balboa superhero chicken arms will make your feathered friends feel like heavy hitters. The elastic band keeps the arms in place and easily slips on and off, enabling your chickens to pack a serious punch.

ignite your love for the outdoors or stay prepared for disasters with this all weather fire starter. The fire starter kit consists of a 3" x 1" solid magnesium fuel bar and a single-sided serrated striker to make fire anywhere.

Be prepared for combat with this tactical military mug. It can store almost any kind of liquid with a temperature between 50 and 248 degrees °F. Attach your spotting scope, tripod and flashlight to its rail when camping or hunting.

Get the perfect 360° panoramic shot every time with the electronic panoramic phone stand. Simply put your phone in the panoramic phone stand and use the remote control to start. An ideal gift for the avid photographer.

Practice your zombie-killing prowess on this impaled zombie pen holder. Stick your pen or pencil straight through it's undead heart when you're not writing or when you're frustrated. The pen holder is made of designer resin.

Take the red pill and disconnect from the matrix. This 3D printed prosthetic Headjack can be applied to the back of your neck for probing and energy harvesting. They make any matrix cosplay look more realistic ... or simulated?

Keep yourself safe from the black plague (or covid) with this plague doctor mask. The plague doctor mask is suitable for Halloween, masquerade parties or even to go grocery shopping during a global pandemic.

Quickly regain your health and stamina with the COD Warzone Stim Shot. It features a removable top and functional spring for a realistic effect. The ideal gift for any Warzone fan, Airsoft player or COD streamer on Twitch.

Get what's coming to you with this Scarface LED wall sign. This edge lit LED wall decor is ideal for fans of Tony Montana or world domination. The sign is energy efficient and comes with a stand for it to sit on your desk.

Enjoy a game of Texas Hold 'Em on the water with this Floating Poker Table. The large floating table has enough settings for up to 6 players and features a number of handy compartments for snacks, drinks, and poker chips.