40+ Valentine’s Day Gifts For That Special Someone

Valentine’s Day is the perfect opportunity to show the important people in your life just how much they mean to you.

However, finding that special gift can be a lot of pressure. We've all been there. At the last minute, scratching our head, trying to figure out what to buy our significant other for Valentine's Day.

So without further ado…are you ready to surprise your other half with the perfect Valentine's Day gift? We here at Blow My Budget are acting as Cupid this year, with the hope of matching you with the ideal present for your special flame.

Whether you're looking for a thoughtful gift or something more practical or unusual, we've got you covered. These gift ideas work for anyone, whether you're in the honeymoon phase, engaged or married.

Here are 40+ Valentine’s Day gifts ideas for that special someone in your life.

Squirt Rag

Squirt Rag

Avoid the mess produced from female ejaculation with a quality embroidered Squirt Rag. The 100% cotton washcloths are soft and the perfect size at 12” x 12”. No more wiping down the walls after a steamy night in bed.

From Etsy

$5.99
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Chocolate Willies

Chocolate Willies

Treat the woman in your life, friend or bride to be with a box of chocolate willies. The box of chocolate willies contains white, milk and dark Belgian chocolate so everyone is bound to find the perfect willy for their palate.

From Etsy

$13.99
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24k Gold Rose

24k Gold Rose

Show your loved one how much they really mean to you with the 24k Gold Rose. The rose is made of pure 24K gold lining and a flawless polished finish, making it a once-in-a-lifetime gift that will be cherished for generations to come.

From Rose Lives Love

$120.00
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Star Wars Kama Sutra

Star Wars Kama Sutra

The extremely unofficial and highly unauthorized Star Wars kama sutra special edition. This hilarious book of star wars figurines in various sexual positions has everything you need to satisfy your Boba Fettish.

From Amazon

$19.50
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Pokeball Engagement Ring

Pokeball Engagement Ring

Show how much you love your pokemon-crazy partner by proposing with this pokeball engagement ring and saying "I choose you". The engagement ring comes in gold, rose gold, silver or white gold, each with cubic zirconias.

From Etsy

from $75.45
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Pokemon Valentine’s Day Cards

Pokemon Valentine’s Day Cards

Catch the heart of your soulmate with the Pokemon Valentine’s Day Cards. The handmade Pokemon cards are printed on premium white cards with 5 different designs, each containing a quirky Pokemon pun.

From Etsy

$4.00
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Preserved Rose Gift Box

Preserved Rose Gift Box

Show your partner that your love is eternal with this preserved rose gift box. Unlike regular roses, these ones won't wilt and die after a few days and they come with an elegant necklace that says "I love you" in 100 languages.

From Amazon

$29.99
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Long Distance Lamps

Long Distance Lamps

Show that special someone you're thinking of them, wherever they are with the long distance lamps. The long distance lamps are connected via the internet so when you touch your lamp, your loved one's lamp will also light up.

From Amazon

from $99.00
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Dickasaurus Rex

Dickasaurus Rex

Spice things up with the colossal Dickasaurus Rex. The 3D-printed Cockasaur comes in many different colors and sizes and is designed for pleasure. So much so, your neighbors will know exactly when Dickzilla comes to town.

From Etsy

From $9.78
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Galaxy Ball Bracelet

Galaxy Ball Bracelet

Bring the entire galaxy to your partner’s hand with this Galaxy Ball Bracelet. It’s equipped with a premium quality galaxy glass ball that holds an Opal gemstone inside. A thoughtful surprise for the one you love, on a special occasion.

From Etsy

$68.00
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Photo Coasters

Photo Coasters

Add some character to any room with these photo coasters. The photo coasters are made from tempered glass and plastic. They each hold a photo so you can create personalized displays from family holiday or office party pics.

From IWOOT

$16.49
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I Choo-Choo-Choose You Card

I Choo-Choo-Choose You Card

If your partner loves the Simpsons, they're bound to appreciate this choo-choo-choose you Valentine's day card. The card is printed on thick A5 paper, it comes with a red envelope and you can have a personalized message.

From Etsy

$7.99
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Chocolate Beans On Toast

Chocolate Beans On Toast

Nothing quite screams breakfast in bed than Chocolate Beans On Toast. The delicious meal consists of a solid Belgian milk chocolate slice of toast, topped with white chocolate baked beans, complete with a chocolate knife and fork.

From Etsy

$16.79
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Coffee Necklace

Coffee Necklace

Treat the coffee lover or barista in your life to this classy Coffee Necklace. The coffee lover necklace has a bezel set glass latte pendant, that is hung on a cable chain with a lobster claw clasp. It is available in a silver or copper finish.

From Etsy

$12.50
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Blowjob Token

Blowjob Token

Treat your man to something he always wants with the blowjob token. These hilarious (And highly sought-after) tokens can be traded for blowjobs and re-earned by your man for being romantic or for simply repaying the favor.

From Amazon

$10.99
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Cityscape Ring

Cityscape Ring

Keep your memories of travelling alive with these unique cityscape rings. The custom rings are made from high quality sterling silver. You can choose your favorite cityscape with a sterling silver, 18K gold or rose gold finish.

From Etsy

$47.99
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Undies for Two

Undies for Two

Get closer to your partner with these undies for two. They have 4 leg holes and a stretchy elastic band so they're one size fits all. The undies for two is guaranteed to add some cheeky fun and excitement into your love life.

From Amazon

$14.97
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Cum Rag

Cum Rag

It’s time to replace those old socks under your bed with the embroidered Cum Rag towels. They are made to clean what you made dirty and are the perfect accessory if you don’t want a new baby in the house this year.

From Etsy

$17.04
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Alcohol Infused Popcorn

Alcohol Infused Popcorn

Indulge in some gourmet treats for grown ups with this alcohol infused popcorn. The popcorn is non-GMO, gluten free and contains all natural ingredients. There's 6 amazing flavors to choose from for both spirit and wine lovers.

From EATABLE

from $8.99
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Friends Photo Frame Mug

Friends Photo Frame Mug

So no one told you life was gonna be this way, Your job's a joke you're broke, but at least you can have this awesome Friends mug! The 10.5oz mug features the frame from Monica's door for you to place a photo of your friends.

From Amazon

$15.99
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Cucci Bloom Candle

Cucci Bloom Candle

Nothing quite sets the mood on date night like lighting up a cucci candle. This candle fragrance begins with fruity notes of mango and ripe papaya, completed with rich vanilla, toasted coconut and a hint of soft musk.

From Etsy

$28.81
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Pokeball Roses

Pokeball Roses

Put a smile on the Pokemon trainer in your life with these cute Pokeball Roses. Included in this set of four are handmade roses designed to depict the Pokeball, the Great Ball, the Ultra Ball, and the legendary Master Ball.

From Etsy

$45.00
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Beer Greetings Card Box

Beer Greetings Card Box

Surprise the beer lover in your life with their own personalized message on the Beer Greetings Card Box. Included is a set of 4 six pack containers with various designs for all occasions such as Valentines, weddings and celebrations.

From Amazon

$15.95
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Space Dust Bath Glitter

Space Dust Bath Glitter

Change your dull, boring bath into a beautiful starry nebula with this space dust bath glitter. The 250 gram bag of space dust bath glitter is raspberry scented and will transform your bath into an Instagram worthy tub of magic.

From IWOOT

$11.49
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Star Trek Friendship Necklace

Star Trek Friendship Necklace

Prove your loyalty to your trekkie friend with the Star Trek friendship necklace. The officially licensed necklaces are gold-tone and come with 18" chains. Each pendant makes up half of the Starfleet logo and they're magnetic.

From Fun.com

$19.99
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Porn For Women

Porn For Women

Take a break and enter a world of fantasy with the Porn for Women book. It features a photo collection of attractive men cleaning, cooking, and even listening, accompanied by steamy captions such as "I love a clean house!".

From Amazon

From $7.99
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Valentines Beer Labels

Valentines Beer Labels

Show your partner how you really feel with these personalized Valentine's Beer Labels. Each set includes 4 different bottle labels with heartfelt messages and one for the beer carrier too. A special gift for the beer lover in your life.

From Etsy

$12.00+
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Date Night Subscription Box

Date Night Subscription Box

Grow even closer to your partner with the Monthly Date Night Subscription Box. Each box comes with fun, and engaging relationship-building games and you will receive a new, unique themed date night box each month.

From Amazon

From $29.99
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USA Travel Map

USA Travel Map

Preserve and display a lifetime of memories with this USA travel map. The company's website has a free tool to help you print your photos to fit in each state. The USA travel map is the perfect gift for anybody that likes to travel.

From Etsy

$99.99
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Bathtub Caddy

Bathtub Caddy

Relax and enjoy the ultimate bathing experience with this adjustable bathtub caddy. It has slots and trays for just about everything you need such as a notepad, smartphone, tablet or e-reader and there's a slot to hold a wine glass.

From Amazon

$41.00
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Happy Flaps Valentines Card

Happy Flaps Valentines Card

Give your loved one the flutters on February 14th with the Happy Flaps Valentines Card. Make your partner laugh with tears of joy… or sadness, by diving head-first into the world of romantic comedy for a steamy romance.

From Etsy

$4.11
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GoT Chocolate Dragon Eggs

GoT Chocolate Dragon Eggs

Surprise your Khaleesi with these Game of Thrones chocolate dragon eggs. These delectable eggs are dairy free, gluten free and made with fair trade cocoa. A sweet treat after a long day ruling over the seven kingdoms.

From Etsy

$47.99
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USB Mixtape

USB Mixtape

Bring it back to the old school with this USB mixtape. The retro USB mixtape can hold up to 900 minutes of your favorite tunes. There's space on the cassette case for writing out the playlist before gifting to a loved one.

From IWOOT

$27.49
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Magnetic Bracelets

Magnetic Bracelets

Show off your love for your partner with these magnetic bracelets for couples. The bracelets have a minimal design so they pair well with any outfit. Once close, the magnetized buckles are attracted to each other and connect.

From Rose Lives Love

$50.00
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Box of Chocolates Soaps

Box of Chocolates Soaps

Surprise your sweetheart with this cute box of chocolates soaps. The soap is SLS free with food grade dye and phthalate free scented oils. These elegant soaps come in a variety of chocolate scents that will delight your senses.

From Etsy

from $19.99
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Gold Pikachu Pokemon Card

Gold Pikachu Pokemon Card

Show your love and appreciation to your significant other by gifting them the Pikachu I Choose You - Gold Pokemon Card. The hand-crafted card is made of metal and is the same size as a standard Pokémon card.

From Etsy

$22.50+
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Bath Wine Holder

Bath Wine Holder

Finally, you can enjoy a hot bath or shower without having to worry about where to put your wine. The bath wine holder will stick to your wall and securely hold your wine in place so its always safe and close to hand.

From Perpetual Kid

$14.99
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Popcorn Gift Box

Popcorn Gift Box

Enjoy the ultimate movie night in with this assorted popcorn gift box. The gift box contains 3 standard pouches and 3 snack packs. The flavors include salted caramel and mature Irish cheddar so there's something for everyone.

From IWOOT

$23.49
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Chocolate Prosecco Gift Box

Chocolate Prosecco Gift Box

Indulge in the ultimate prosecco and strawberry lovers treat with this luxurious chocolate prosecco bottle and punnet of 6 white chocolate strawberries. The prosecco bottle is glamorously dusted with an edible golden glitter.

From IWOOT

$19.99
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Shark Tooth Fossil Necklace

Shark Tooth Fossil Necklace

Gift that special someone with this unique shark tooth fossil necklace. These elegant shark tooth fossil necklaces come with an information booklet and a certificate of authenticity. The fossils are around 50 million years old.

From Etsy

from $24.68
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100 Dates Scratch Off Poster

100 Dates Scratch Off Poster

Level up your dating game with this 100 Dates Scratch Off Poster. From star gazing to visiting a theme park, these scratch card-style windows will give you the inspiration you need to impress the special person in your life.

From IWOOT

$17.49
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Kissing Mugs

Kissing Mugs

When put together, the Kissing Mugs bind perfectly to simulate a kiss. The matching cups are a perfect gift for special occasions such as Valentine's Day. The heart-shaped handle’s are ideal for serving a romantic breakfast in bed.

From Amazon

$20.99
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Anchorman Sex Panther Cologne

Anchorman Sex Panther Cologne

Have the same level of confidence as the legendary Brian Fantana, with the Anchorman Sex Panther Cologne. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. Remember - 60% of the time, it works every time.

From Amazon

$38.95
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Galaxy Rose

Galaxy Rose

Mesmerize your soulmate with the magical glow of this iridescent Galaxy Rose that represents “Faith in Love Forever”. It is filled with 20 LED fairy lights and encased by a glass dome to create a warm, ambient light when lit.

From Amazon

$35.99
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Valentines Day Beer Mug

Valentines Day Beer Mug

Surprise your beer obsessed partner with a personalized Valentines Day Beer Mug. Add your own personal touch with a meaningful message on the glass. The 500ml deluxe beer mug is the ideal gift for your beer-loving bae.

From Etsy

From $12.00
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Rose Bulbasaur Plush

Rose Bulbasaur Plush

Catch your own special edition Saur, with the Rose Bulbasaur Plush. The light pink Bulbasaur has a soft plush material that is guaranteed to make you feel loved, warm and toasty. The ideal gift for the Pokemon-loving partner in your life.

From Amazon

$24.99
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Dice-Flix Decision Maker

Dice-Flix Decision Maker

Put an end to those long scrollathons through your favorite streaming services with the dice-flix decision maker. One die displays numbers and the other displays directions. The ideal gift during quarantine/lockdown.

From Perpetual Kid

$8.99
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Prosecco Bon Bons

Prosecco Bon Bons

Tickle your taste buds with these delicious Prosecco Bon Bons. Flavored with an alluring Prosecco taste without the alcohol, the sweets are the perfect gift for Prosecco lovers and anyone partial to the fizzy stuff.

From IWOOT

$13.99
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Personalized Letter Blanket

Personalized Letter Blanket

You'll never be too far away from those you love with the Personalized Letter Blanket. Send a heartfelt message and a big hug to your mom on a soft plush throw blanket. Perfect for when you want to send a little bit of love from afar.

From Amazon

$43.99
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Brie Mine Cheeseboard

Brie Mine Cheeseboard

There’s no better way to make someone yours on Valentine’s Day than the Brie Mine Cheeseboard. The cheeseboard and knife gift set can be personalized with any name(s) and message, to suit the cheese lover in your life.

From Etsy

$35.18
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Rickroll Valentine's Card

Rickroll Valentine's Card

Reassure your partner that you'll never let them down with this Rick Astley never gonna give you up valentine's card. Whether your partner loves retro 1980's music or you just love Rickrolling people, this card is perfect.

From Perpetual Kid

$4.99
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Microwavable Scented Bear

Microwavable Scented Bear

Snuggle up to this microwavable scented bear plushie on a cold night for hours of warmth and comfort. The super soft plushie is gently scented with lavender and can be reheated time and time again. Perfect for all ages.

From IWOOT

$20.99
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After Dinner Nipples

After Dinner Nipples

Provide the perfect end to a meal that your guests will love with the After Dinner Nipples. Included are 10 nipple chocolates filled with a mint flavoured fondant cream centre. The ultimate curtain call to any dinner party.

From Amazon

$29.90
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Star Wars Mens Wedding Ring

Star Wars Mens Wedding Ring

Join the Jedi Order Rebel Alliance on your wedding day with this Star Wars mens wedding ring. It is custom made out of Tungsten Carbide, an extremely scratch resistant metal which is known for its durability.

From Amazon

From $154.99
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Whether you’re buying a gift for your partner, a colleague or a friend, we hope you’ve found the perfect Valentine’s Day gift for that special someone.

We've all been in that situation where we're searching for a gift for the woman in our lives, but we can't figure out what to get. These gifts for her are sure to please any woman in your life.

For the man in your life, there are a lot of gift ideas that you can really go wrong with. We've put together this list, ranging from romantic to quirky, that are sure to make your guy smile.

Lastly, your family is a big part of your life. As such, anyone in your family is a great person to buy gifts for. We hope you have gained some gift inspiration for your parents, siblings, and grandparents that are sure to make them feel appreciated.