Avoid the mess produced from female ejaculation with a quality embroidered Squirt Rag. The 100% cotton washcloths are soft and the perfect size at 12” x 12”. No more wiping down the walls after a steamy night in bed.
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Build your own private ice hockey rink in your backyard with this Ice N'Go Pro Rink Kit. Whether you have dreams of becoming the next Gordie Howe or just learning the basics, this kit will help you make the ice rink to practice on.
Light up your lounge with the LED Cube Chair. Equipped with multi-colored lights, this versatile chair is both remote control and manually operated. Perfect for outdoor events, parties, and long summer nights under the stars.
Introducing the 0% Irish 100% Drunk T-Shirt. The perfect attire for those who can't trace their lineage to the Emerald Isle but still manage to get sloshed like a true Irishman. Just add alcohol and let the shirt do the talking!
Nothing screams talented chef with taste more than owning a Nicolas Cage wooden spoon. The wooden spoon features the National treasure and Lord of war that ensures every meal you make will be gone in 60 seconds.
Keep those games of catch with junior going after sundown with this LED baseball. The baseball features 4 LED lights and an on/off switch. The ball is the same size and weight of an official baseball with genuine stitching.
Be prepared for an attacker at all times with these non lethal self defense shoe spikes. The shoe spikes convert your standard shoe into a weapon with devastating force. They're available in a variety of coordinating colors.
Deck the halls with balls of Barry this Christmas with the Merry Dickmas Christmas Sweater. It’s the perfect white elephant or secret santa gift for your family and friends and they can even wear it to their next ugly Christmas sweater party.
Add a whimsical touch to your afternoon coffee break with this unique flower pot mug and shovel spoon. The mug features a Gardener of the year message on the front, the ideal gift for the green thumb gardener in your life.
Ensure your kids keep hydrated by making it fun with Gululu interactive water bottle. The Gululu interactive water bottle rewards your kids for drinking water by helping the Gululu pet. Its also BPA free so it's safe for kids.
Keep your pantry stockpiled for any natural disaster with the lost super foods book. Learn how to make & stockpile nutritious food with step-by-step instructions that don't require any prior cooking experience or knowledge.
Make every trip to the bathroom luxurious and comfortable with this smart toilet. The smart toilet uses UV light to sterilize the bowl, it has an in-bowl light and a convenient button you can kick to open, close and flush.
Disguise yourself as everyone's favorite Ghost/Fairy type Pokemon with this Mimikyu hooded blanket. It's made from cotton and polar fleece fabric so it's soft and comfy. Anyone that tries to peek inside will meet their end.
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