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Cook up some erotic and eggciting huevos with the Penis Egg Fryer. The non-stick stencil is recommended for those that love phallic shaped eggs and kinky cuisine. Make sure to keep a close eye to ensure the eggs don’t get too hard..

Serve up nostalgia and happiness wherever you go with this retro happy meal backpack. The officially licensed McDonald's backpack is made from vegan leather with appliqued and printed detailing with a large lid opening.

This temperature controlled, color changing LED shower head has 5 settings including Power rain & Hydro-mist. The LED’s are powered by running water so you’ll never have to worry about them going off mid-shower.

The Cooluli 12V Car Mini Fridge is perfect accessory for keeping your snacks chilled and your backseat drivers appeased. With a 10L capacity, you can keep drinks icy cold and your favorite snacks within reach.

Stay afloat out on the water with the Inflatable Beach Ball Underwear. The shorts are made from 2 layers of PVC, will fit up to a 50” (127 cm) waist, and add to your much-needed sex appeal for any onlookers at the beach.

Hit the slopes with the original LED ski scooter for some extreme fun. The ski scooter is ideal for people new to snowboarding or looking to add some excitement. The adjustable-height handle helps maintain balance and steering.

Make delicious stuffed hamburger patties at home with this stuffed burger press. Simply press the meat down, stuff with your fillings of choice and seal it. It's simple to use so the whole family can make their own custom filling.

Chew your way to the perfectly chiseled Chad jaw you always dreamed of with this Chad jaw exercise ball. This compact silicone chew ball can help get rid of a double chin, strengthen your face muscles and define your jawline.

Get the perfect mix between mic, game, chat, and system volumes with the Razer audio mixer. The 4 channel design with plug and play makes configuring a breeze and the RGB lights can be synced with your Chroma ecosystem.

This inflatable motorized stingray water board provides all the excitement you need without having to tirelessly paddle. This device allows you to cruise around with your hands free and enjoy the beauty of the great outdoors.

Take your gaming to the next level with this Fortnite gaming chair. Supported by a plush  headrest pillow and segmented padding, this fully functional gaming recliner will allow you to enjoy the ultimate gaming experience.

Proudly display your undying loyalty to the Wu world order with this Wu Tang clan yard sign. The yard sign is printed on 4mm double-sided coroplast and comes with a metal H-frame that's easy to set up and display on soft ground.