Pokemon Valentine’s Day Cards

Get the party flowing from the get-go with this quick-pour shot dispenser. This crafty dispenser makes it incredibly easy to fill up several cups instantly at a time without any spills, making it a must-have for your next house party.

Now you can feel like the very best, like no one ever was. This stylish case will make your phone look like a legitimate Pokedex while also protecting it from scratches, dirt or an attack by a flock of angry Spearow.

Surprise a would be attacker and release your inner ninja with this collapsible staff. The staff is made from metal and the one-touch opening system means it's ready to use in the blink of an eye. It's 3.6ft long when fully extended.

Bring the gooey goodness of S’mores indoors with the indoor electric s’mores maker. No longer will you need to light a fire or have to listen to those dreadful campfire songs just to enjoy these marshmallow treats.

Get your pup ready for the holidays this year with the Dog Christmas Pajamas. Included are 3 onesies with different festive designs. They are made to protect your dog's limbs, keep them warm and have them full of holiday cheer.

Make your toilet great again. Roll out some presidential humor with this Donald Trump toilet brush. Your toilet will never look as good when you scrub it with his golden locks. The perfect gag gift for your political allies or foes.

Prevent the mess while you eat and dip on the road with the Saucemoto dip clip. The in-car 5-in-1 condiment holder is designed to fit just about any type of vehicle vent. It is time for you cut the crap and stop dipping irresponsibly.

Take a break and enter a world of fantasy with the Porn for Women book. It features a photo collection of attractive men cleaning, cooking, and even listening, accompanied by steamy captions such as "I love a clean house!".

Power on the light in the center of your palm and be the real “Iron Man”. The Iron Man Mark 2 metal glove is made of aluminium alloy and carved by a CNC. The MK2 armor is the original silver color and has been manually polished.

Add some extra protection at home with the Non-Lethal Salt Self Defense Gun Kit. With the security and accuracy of a traditional fireman, its rounds are filled with powdered pepper spray and tear gas that breaks on contact.

Keep your prized whiskey locked and loaded with the AR15 Whiskey Decanter Set. The handmade rifle decanter is installed on a black wooden display stand and comes with four pristine 120z bullet-infused whiskey glasses.

Add some James Bond style to your car with the Fire Missiles cigarette lighter (Missiles sold separately). It’s designed to fit most 12 Volt lighter sockets & the anodised aluminium gives it an authentic secret agent feel.