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HEY! LISTEN! If you're a Kokiri in need of a guardian fairy that won't constantly shout in your ear, you need these Navi fairy lights. The LED fairy lights come in different colors and the wings can be removed and reattached.

According to legends, a knight in shining armor is a man who has never had his metal truly tested. It’s time to prepare for combat and debunk that long standing myth, with this medieval stainless steel knight armor.

Cuddle up to this chicken nugget cushion. The chicken nugget cushion is ideal for the nugget addict in your life. The cushion covers are sublimation printed and have a zipper on the side for easy cleaning.

Add a decorative flare to your desktop with this 3 tiered desktop waterfall fish tank. Let the calming sound of flowing water soothe and relax you while working from home. The color changing LEDs add an extra level of Zen.

Turn that gross fur ball and cat hair on your couch into something beautiful. Crafting with cat hair will show you how to make everything from cat toys to picture frames with all the stray hairs from your feline friend.

Get ready to attack your day's work with this stealthy ninja mug. The mug comes fully equipped with an insulated ninja mask, a katana spoon and a ceramic shuriken coaster. The ninja mask is removable for easy cleaning.

Disguise yourself as everyone's favorite Ghost/Fairy type pokemon with this Mimikyu hooded blanket. It's made from cotton and polar fleece fabric so it's soft and comfy. Anyone that tries to peek inside will meet their end.

Keep your pockets free from clutter and bulky keychains with this key organizer. The key organizer can hold up to 8 keys. It also has optional modules and tool inserts such as multi-tools, flashlights and face plates.

Get back in touch with mother nature and rise with the sun in your very own bubble dome. It’s 20 feet in diameter and features a 360° transparent, windproof PVC exterior so you can appreciate the beauty of the great outdoors.

Surprise your dinner guests with some nuts…cured meat and cheese served on the Cock-cuterie Board. The penis-shaped board is available in both small and large sizes…and is the perfect way to spice up a tame dinner party.

Fully immerse yourself in the VR metaverse with the cyber shoes gaming station. No more getting carried away and running face first into a wall. The shoes allow you to sit while mimicking walking, running and jumping.

The Batman car phone holder is crafted out of alloy material and features strong suction to securely mount it on the windshield, dashboard or most flat surfaces. It has auto-lock clamp arms to keep your phone safe and in place.