Treat your man to something he always wants with the blowjob token. These hilarious (And highly sought-after) tokens can be traded for blowjobs and re-earned by your man for being romantic or for simply repaying the favor.
Have the same level of confidence as the legendary Brian Fantana, with the Anchorman Sex Panther Cologne. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. Remember - 60% of the time, it works every time.
Add a touch of evil to any desk or room with this Jason mask planter. The ceramic Jason mask planter is 7" tall and comes with faux plant and rock inside. The ideal decoration for any horror movie fan or secret killer.
Keep your desk and your mind free from clutter with this Mac inspired candle. It's designed to look just like an Apple product with its clean look, smooth curves and grey interior. This won't look out of place on any desk.
Take your gaming to the next level with this Fortnite gaming chair. Supported by a plush headrest pillow and segmented padding, this fully functional gaming recliner will allow you to enjoy the ultimate gaming experience.
I find your lack of outside light disturbing. Show your neighbors your allegiance to the dark side by placing this on your porch light. This officially licensed 14.5" tall porch light decoration is made from weather resistant plastic.
Protect your chickens from any lurking hunters with this 8 piece chicken helmet set. The inner side of the chicken helmets has sponge lining, making them soft to wear and won’t cause any discomfort while they're laying some eggs.
Light up any man cave or bachelor pad and add a relaxing warm glow with these cool pool ball tealight holders. The pool ball tealight holders are a great gift for dad or any pool fan from amateur to pool shark.
Cuddle up to this chicken nugget cushion. The chicken nugget cushion is ideal for the nugget addict in your life. The cushion covers are sublimation printed and have a zipper on the side for easy cleaning.
The only land cruiser you'll ever need. This behemoth can house 4 of your squad mates either inside or sitting on top. It has a 400 watt sound system with PA and a 6hp engine that can reach speeds of up to 40mph!