Happy Flaps Valentines Card

Make your toilet great again. Roll out some presidential humor with this Donald Trump toilet brush. Your toilet will never look as good when you scrub it with his golden locks. The perfect gag gift for your political allies or foes.

Add some extra protection at home with the Non-Lethal Salt Self Defense Gun Kit. With the security and accuracy of a traditional fireman, its rounds are filled with powdered pepper spray and tear gas that breaks on contact.

Soup up your man cave with the Jerry Can Bar. Made from a real metal jerry can, it holds 5 standard size cans, a bottle of your favorite liquor, 2 tumbler glasses and a lock and key to lock them to keep them safe from any vultures.

Protect your dogs little paws from the cold with these adorable Dog Booties. These dog shoes are water-resistant and are designed to keep the pup's paws dry and warm. This set of 4 is suitable for small and medium dogs.

Give your loved one the gift that keeps on giving with this adorable love box. Create customized messages, send photos, stickers and more to send to your partner. When the message is received, the spinny heart starts to turn.

Take your office space to the next level with this Mini Cooper office desk. Each desk is a bespoke design so you can choose everything from the paint color to the license plate. The perfect desk for any gearhead's office.

Avoid damaging your back when carrying your little one with the baby saddle shoulder strap. The system allows you keep your hands free without the fear of your child falling thanks to the ankle cuffs and comfortable seat.

Bring this ginormous inflatable Unicorn island out on the lake or to the beach, and let your problems drift away. Suitable for multiple people, this giant floaty is ideal for a day of relaxation or fun with family and friends.

Illuminate your room with The Battle of the Peak from the famous LoTR trilogy. This meticulous Lord of the Rings figurine light captures the ferocity of the battle between the Balrog and Gandalf on the Bridge of Khazad-dûm.

If you want to make a bold statement this Halloween, look no further than the giant middle finger mask. This ruthless mask is a great way to demonstrate your angst and lack of time to put something thoughtful together.

Too busy to bring your dog for those famous WALKIES? Now your doggo can get the exercise they need without you having to leave the house! Keep them fit and healthy no matter what the weather is like outside.

Bring a brilliant blue glow to your home or desk with this bioluminescent bio-orb. The bio-orb absorbs light and CO2 during the day and at night, the living microalgae will emit a natural light when the orb is swirled gently.