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Too busy to bring your dog for those famous WALKIES? Now your doggo can get the exercise they need without you having to leave the house! Keep them fit and healthy no matter what the weather is like outside.

Teach your fish how to bend it like Beckham with the Fish School Training Kit. Included is a manual with training tips from world famous fish trainer Dr Dean Pomerleau, a training field, hoops, and balls to teach them several tricks.

Bring your pet to the dark side with this Star Wars TIE fighter pet bed. This handmade wooden cat bed includes a D ring on the back for wall mounting and it will make your pet feel like they are fighting the rebel alliance.

Be prepared for any situation you find yourself in with this tactical knife. It's a pocket knife with a flashlight, a glass breaker, seat belt cutter and a pocket clip. The 3.25" blade has a semi serrated edge, ideal for any scenario.

Allow your chicken to flip someone the bird with the Middle Finger Chicken Arms. The hilarious chicken arms can be gently placed around the chickens shoulders. A funny gift for someone that raises chickens with an attitude.

The alcohol shot gun can hold a full sized shot 1.5oz/44 ml and is made of heavy duty plastic to last many wild parties. The gun is designed to pack a punch, so load it up with your favorite liquor and shoot it straight down the hatch.

Are you brave/stupid enough to take on this hot sauce roulette? Each of the 12 bottles increases the heat by adding an extra ingredient to the mix. Each bottle contains .75oz so there should be plenty to go around.

Oi Oi Sailor! This soft, comfortable and cute Halloween sailor costume for pets is guaranteed to bring some laughter to all. Make sure your cats and dogs are celebrating Halloween the right way this year.

Show off your devilish side with these unholy cloven hoof shoes. The heel-less shoes are coated in a special aging compound for a more life-like appearance. They come with leggings that attach to the shoes to complete the look.

The bullshit button, for when you need to call someone out on their bullshit in style. Whether you're with friends, family or in an afternoon meeting and you need to call BS, the bullshit button is essential.

The holiday edition of the infamous offensive crayons are every bit as offensive as the others. The pack includes hilarious and offensive colors like expired eggnog yellow, ho ho home invasion red and elf balls purple.

Stop wasting paper when taking notes, this smart reusable notebook can be used endlessly. The included Frixion pen allows you to take notes, then wipe clean later. The Rocketbook app lets you upload your notes to the cloud.