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Offensive-ish crayons are a great gift for those that are easily offended. Why not surprise Karen with a box of all her favorite colors like victim blame blue and midlife crisis gray. Please send all complaints to the manufacturer.

Keep your gaming fuel at arms length with the Xbox series X mini fridge. This series X replica can store up to 12 sodas (or beers) and has 2 shelves for snacks. It can be powered using an AC wall outlet or 12V automobile jack.

Get your scares in early and strike fear into the heart of every human this Halloween with the Rotting Animated Ringmaster. The 7-foot-tall ringmaster can be activated by a step-on pressure pad or by an infrared sensor.

Test your ping pong skills in the pool with the Floating Ping-Pong Table. It is made of non-corrosive EPS foam that enables it to float on the surface. Included in the set are 2 oversized paddles, a net with uprights, and three balls.

Brush up on your knowledge of the illuminati with these 1929 Freemasonry encyclopedias. The encyclopedia of Freemasonry books contain an in-depth compendium of art and knowledge, written by a 33rd-degree Mason.

The Sweepovac Kitchen Vacuum is a powerful machine that's designed to clean any mess in your kitchen. The vacuum sucks up large amounts of crumbs and other small particles, while the reusable bag makes it easy to clean.

Decorate your desk with these miniature die cast guns. The miniature gun models are 1:3 scale and range from 4" to 15" in length. Each gun has attachments and customizable parts so you can finally have the armory of your dreams.

Bring a new definition to the term "Comfort food" with these dino nuggie pillows. The dino nugget pillows have a soft sherpa cover filled with a cotton poly blend that will provide all the nostalgia with none of the calories.

Turn your TV into an amazing art gallery with this TV art gallery USB stick. It comes in an etched maple gift box and it's pre-loaded with 500 of the greatest paintings in history in 4K. The ideal gift for the art aficionado.

Entertain your audience with the life-like Dinosaur Arm Puppets. Use your hands to control the movement of the head and mouth and tail. These ​​terrifying reptiles provide a thrilling interactive experience and stage effects.

Add a festive atmosphere whenever you need to charge your phone with the Christmas lights USB phone charger cable. The lights will stay on as long as it's plugged in to a USB power source such as your laptop or power bank.

Embarrass your friends and have the mailman question your existence with the Butt Hole Stretcher 9000 Prank Mail. The empty prank box will have a gag label on the front, and a little note inside to say “you’ve been pranked”.