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Take one small step for man and one giant leap for mankind with these astronaut boot slippers. The astronaut boot slippers are officially licensed. They have a non slip sole and they are wrapped in microfiber fleece.

Say goodbye to the mess of hair you leave in the bathroom after a shave. The beard buddy shaving apron features two super strong suction pads that will stick to any mirror, ready to catch the ‘trimmings’ as you sculpt your beard.

Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs. Modern cats must confront satanists, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and other threats to their nine lives.

The holiday edition of the infamous offensive crayons are every bit as offensive as the others. The pack includes hilarious and offensive colors like expired eggnog yellow, ho ho home invasion red and elf balls purple.

Light up your gaming desk or mancave with the Destiny 2 Glimmer lamp. This glowing loot lamp is 3D printed using a PLA plastic. It comes with an LED strip powered by a button cell battery. Perfect for any Hunter, Warlock or Titan.

Bathe in the blood of the undead with this zombie blood shower gel. The zombie blood shower gel comes in a transfusion bag and looks positively vile. Don't worry, it will leave you smelling drop-dead gorgeous.

This motion sensor toilet light activates automatically when you approach the toilet bowl in the dark. Set the mood and and create a relaxing bathroom retreat whenever you get up in the middle of the night to unleash a demon.

Finally, a good reason to play with your food, the construction utensil and plate set. The construction utensil set will not only make meal time more fun but it will also help to develop your child's motor skills.

Lose your brain cells, not all your hard earned cash. The Shot glass roulette drinking game is great to play whether you’re a gambler, an alcoholic or both! Guaranteed to be a party favorite and safer than the Russian equivalent.

You can be anything you set your mind to, so why not be comfy? This 6ft bean bag is essential for those lazy days at home watching movies and eating junk food. It uses a special type of foam for maximum comfort.

Choose your allegiance wisely with these Game of Thrones Wall Shields. Featuring both House Stark and House Targaryen, they are handmade from cold cast iron. Hang either on your wall at home and you'll not need to fight for your honor.

Ensure you always look like a snack with the original fried chicken necklace. The necklace comes in various styles including a leg, wing or nugget. The chicken is made from PVC and looks realistic enough to nibble on.