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Feel the burn of hellfire-infused pain with the World's Hottest Chocolate Bar. This insanely spicy chocolate bar contains “hellfire” chili extract that is rated at 9 million Scoville Heat Units, which is 900 times hotter than a jalapeno.

Eliminate the need for chemicals or gas when lighting your BBQ with the Looft Lighter X. This environmentally friendly gadget uses super heated air to light your charcoal in 60 seconds. It can be used up to 10 times on a full charge.

Grow some happy little friends to keep you company in this hilarious Bob Ross planter. The officially licensed 3D sculpted mini planter is made from ceramic and resembles everyone's favorite 80's painter with his iconic smile.

Pay homage to the games that made our childhood with these Pokemon Gameboy Keycaps. Each keycap has a smooth finish to provide added comfort, durability and features all the first generation Pokémon games.

Keep your prized whiskey locked and loaded with the AR15 Whiskey Decanter Set. The handmade rifle decanter is installed on a black wooden display stand and comes with four pristine 120z bullet-infused whiskey glasses.

Experiment in the kitchen like never before with the chemist's spice rack. The set includes 1 rack, 6 Erlenmeyer flasks and 9 test tubes. There's also 36 stickers so you can choose which spices to display from your favorites.

Feel the homicidal rage drift away when you wear these super comfy Michael Myers slippers. The oddly cute plush serial killer slippers have cushy foam inner soles and a 3D Murderous Myers with facial features and faux hair.

We all know life can be a bit "ruff," but that doesn't mean we humans can't indulge in some serious lounging! Grab some snacks or your favorite chew toy and cuddle up in this human dog bed that can fit you and your dog.

Brighten up any room or porch with this adorable sleeping puppy rug. This cute rug is shaped just like a little pupper sleeping peacefully. The rug measures 37" x 21" and its made from polyester and acrylic for durability.

Avoid the mess produced from female ejaculation with a quality embroidered Squirt Rag. The 100% cotton washcloths are soft and the perfect size at 12” x 12”. No more wiping down the walls after a steamy night in bed.

Fight any gym leader with ease with these ultra Swole Pokemon. Featuring four of the strongest starter Pokémon you will ever encounter. Fulfill your destiny by collecting each type of monster and become the most feared Pokémon Master.

Bring your pet to the dark side with this Star Wars TIE fighter pet bed. This handmade wooden cat bed includes a D ring on the back for wall mounting and it will make your pet feel like they are fighting the rebel alliance.