100+ Manly Gifts for Men

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Finding the perfect gift for the man/men in your life isn't easy. With so many things to choose from, it can be hard to find something they will really enjoy, not that us men don't appreciate the ties and socks we receive for our birthday.

Let's face it, men never really grow up, they just get bigger toys so why not get them a gift that will make them feel like an excited kid again. We have curated a list of some of the coolest, manliest gifts from the web, packed full of testosterone.

We're sure we have found the perfect gifts for all kinds of men. So whether your dad is a wannabe grill master, your uncle is a beer lover or your boyfriend is a gadget freak, there's something in this list that will show them you care.


Here is a list of 100+ manly gifts for men.

The Nut Button

The Nut Button

Boost your morale by nutting on demand with the official Nut Button meme toy. An inspirational tool for any man the delivers the perfect response when your father-in-law asks "So what are your intentions with my daughter?".

From Amazon

$19.99
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Lux Draco Watch

Lux Draco Watch

Unleash the power and elegance of the dragon with this Lux Draco mechanical watch. With its exquisite design and meticulous craftsmanship, this luxurious men's watch is a work of art that has a water resistance depth of 50M.

From Lefimar

$1,999.00
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Death Star Cheeseboard

Death Star Cheeseboard

That's no moon ... it's a cheeseboard! The death star cheeseboard is made from sustainable rubberwood and swivels open to reveal 4 full tang cheese tools. Included is a plain, curved knife, spreader and a knife for hard cheeses.

From Amazon

$44.95
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Giant BMX Ramp

Giant BMX Ramp

The Giant BMX Ramp is a jaw-dropping marvel that will take your biking adventures to new heights—literally! Standing a whopping 20 feet tall and 4ft wide, this ramp will become your personal launching pad to BMX greatness.

From Etsy

$10,880.00
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Beer Can Chicken Roaster

Beer Can Chicken Roaster

Ensure your chicken is bad to the bone and cooked to perfection with this beer can chicken roaster. This bad ass beer can chicken roaster is easy to set up and use. The stand is made from stainless steel so its dishwasher safe.

From Etsy

$42.99
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Hyper Pong 4-Way Table Tennis

Hyper Pong 4-Way Table Tennis

The Hyper Pong 4-Way Table Tennis Table is a high-quality product that is perfect for the competitive table tennis enthusiasts. It comes with a complete set of tournament-grade ping-pong paddles, balls and a 4-way net system.

From Amazon

$345.00
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Starkiller Dispenser

Starkiller Dispenser

Turn to the dark side just like Galen Marek with this Starkiller Dispenser. This little Starkiller features a rustic whiskey dispenser and edison lamp lightsaber, helping you to extinguish tough times by serving up your favorite liquor.

From Etsy

$224.00
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Electric Knife Sharpener

Electric Knife Sharpener

Using a knife with a dull blade is dangerous, so keep your knives razor sharp with this electric knife sharpener. It features both manual and mechanical sharpening and the sharpening wheels are made from bonded synthetics.

From Amazon

$25.99
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Supplement Stacks

Supplement Stacks

Getting the right nutrition is crucial to getting the body you dream of. These supplement stacks are designed to give you the optimal nutrition to maximize your workouts and each stack is tailored towards different body goals.

From Animal Pak

from $67.99
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Volkswagen Van Cooler

Volkswagen Van Cooler

The Volkswagen van drinks cooler is an officially licensed, scale replica of the world famous VW T1. It has a groovy telescopic handle and a 30 liter capacity to keep all your drinks as chilled as a stoned hippie at Woodstock.

From Amazon

$449.99
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LEGO Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Set

LEGO Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Set

Unleash your inner cosmic conqueror with the LEGO Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Set! Channel the power of the universe as you assemble this brick-built masterpiece, and wield the power of Thanos through all six Infinity Stones.

From Amazon

$63.99
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Barbarian Fur Mantle

Barbarian Fur Mantle

Show off your fierce side this winter with this Barbarian Fur Mantle! Made with high-quality faux fur, this mantle will keep you cozy in even the harshest conditions. A must-have for any true barbarian, warrior, or adventurer.

From Etsy

$100.00+
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Underwater Punching Bag

Underwater Punching Bag

Take your workouts to the next level with the AquaBLAST Underwater Punching Bag. The water-filled bag floats just below the water surface so that you can punch, kick, lift, and throw while your head remains above the water.

From Amazon

$129.00
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Wearable Sleeping Bag

Wearable Sleeping Bag

Prepare for your next camping trip with these Selk'bag wearable sleeping bags. Made of two layers of synthetic insulation that cover your entire body comfortably, while allowing you to move freely with easy-access hand openings.

From Amazon

From $169.99
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Beer Notes Coasters

Beer Notes Coasters

Take notes when tasting craft beers with the beer notes coasters. These handy beer notes coasters allow you to note the ABV, flavor and overall experience of different beers, simplifying the decision on your next beer run.

From IWOOT

£9.99
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Jerry Can Bar

Jerry Can Bar

Soup up your man cave with the Jerry Can Bar. Made from a real metal jerry can, it holds 5 standard size cans, a bottle of your favorite liquor, 2 tumbler glasses and a lock and key to lock them to keep them safe from any vultures.

From Etsy

From $199.00
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Solar Powered Oven

Solar Powered Oven

Enjoy great cooked food in any situation with the solar powered oven. The solar powered oven reflects the suns rays to cook, steam, bake or even to boil water. It can also be used with a 12V power source for cooking at night.

From Amazon

$499.00
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AR15 Whiskey Decanter Set

AR15 Whiskey Decanter Set

Keep your prized whiskey locked and loaded with the AR15 Whiskey Decanter Set. The handmade rifle decanter is installed on a black wooden display stand and comes with four pristine 120z bullet-infused whiskey glasses.

From Amazon

$109.95
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Solid Wood Cabin

Solid Wood Cabin

Assemble your dream summer house today with this solid wood cabin kit. When erect, it boasts a 292 square foot inside floor area with a spacious loft. Included are easy to follow instructions and can be built with minimal tools.

From Amazon

$18,990.00
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Snoop On A Stoop

Snoop On A Stoop

Add a touch of rap royalty to your holidays with a Snoop On A Stoop. Dressed in a blinged-out hoodie and oversized shades, Snoop On A Stoop is here to drop some festive beats and keep an eye on who's naughty or nice.

From Etsy

$27.30
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Grow Your Own Hairy Beaver

Grow Your Own Hairy Beaver

Add a touch of wilderness to your living room with the Grow Your Own Hairy Beaver. Just add water and watch your beaver grow a luscious coat of hair. The perfect gift for the whimsical gardener or the beaver lover in your life.

From Amazon

$21.51
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Outdoor Pizza Oven

Outdoor Pizza Oven

Transform the way you cook at home with this outdoor pizza oven. This fast heat-up stone oven reaches temperatures of over 932ºF to give that perfectly puffed up charred artisan crust and melted cheese in just 60 seconds.

From Amazon

$499.00
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Weight Plate Coaster Set

Weight Plate Coaster Set

Pump up the style in your living room with the Weight Plate Coaster Set – the perfect blend of fitness and function. These coasters mimic the appearance of weight plates, making them a must-have for fitness enthusiasts.

From Etsy

$24.95
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Craft Beer Candle

Craft Beer Candle

The craft beer candle is ideal for any craft beer lover. The candles are made from soy wax & the glass is an upcycled 22oz beer bottle. They have a 40+ hour burn time so your man cave can always smell like your favorite craft beer.

From Amazon

$19.99
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Ultra Telephoto Zoom Lens

Ultra Telephoto Zoom Lens

This ultra telephoto sigma zoom lens covers focal lengths from 200mm to 500mm and offers a fast aperture of F2.8. The super multi-layer coating reduces flare and provides high image quality for all types of photography.

From Amazon

$25,999.00
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Smartphone Thermal Camera

Smartphone Thermal Camera

Find and fix problems faster than ever with this thermal imaging camera for your smartphone. It has a 206 x 156 thermal sensor that can detect temperatures between -40F° to 626°F, multiple modes and color palettes.

From Amazon

From $249.99
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How To Cope With A Massive Penis

How To Cope With A Massive Penis

There comes a time in a man's life when he gets fed up with taping it to the inside of his leg. The How To Cope With A Massive Penis journal has a stylish laminated matte hardcover and is the perfect gag gift for your husband or partner.

From Etsy

$27.90
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The Man Fork

The Man Fork

Eat like a man on the top of the food chain with The Man Fork. The six-pronged fork allows you to shred meat more effectively and take bigger bites. It’s time to ditch the wimpy 4 prong fork and eat like an absolute machine.

From Amazon

$18.95
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LifeStraw Water Bottle

LifeStraw Water Bottle

Ensure you always have fresh clean water to drink no matter where your adventure takes you. The LifeStraw Bottle has a 0.2 micron filter that protects against 99.99% of parasites and bacteria and lasts up to 1,000 gallons (4,000L).

From Amazon

$59.95
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M-307 Respiratory Hard Hat

M-307 Respiratory Hard Hat

Stay safe when working in hazardous environments with the M-307 respiratory hard hat. The lightweight polycarbonate visor, flame-resistant seal and built-in air deflector make it ideal for working with chemicals or hot particles.

From Amazon

$616.99
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World's Loudest Whistle

World's Loudest Whistle

The world's loudest whistle may be small but it can be heard up to 2 miles away. It can reach up to 142db which is approximately 8 times louder than an average whistle. It comes with reusable hearing-protectors and a lanyard.

From Amazon

$19.95
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Circular Saw Pizza Cutter

Circular Saw Pizza Cutter

Men know we need to have the right tools for the job and this circular saw pizza cutter is ideal. The circular saw pizza cutter is made from tough plastic and stainless steel so it will easily cut through any manly pizza.

From Amazon

$17.99
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Autographed Han Solo Blaster

Autographed Han Solo Blaster

Complete your star wars collection with this autographed Han Solo blaster. This rare Star Wars blaster is autographed by Harrison Ford. It comes with a Certificate of Authenticity and a tamper-evident hologram.

From HollywoodMemorabilia.com

$2,450.99
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Happy Nuts Comfort Powder

Happy Nuts Comfort Powder

Stop your nuts from driving you nuts with this happy nuts comfort powder for men! The talc-free, plant-based powder helps to protect against sweating, chafing and odor for new levels of comfort with a clean, fresh scent.

From Amazon

$15.00
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Cyber Shoes

Cyber Shoes

Fully immerse yourself in the VR metaverse with the cyber shoes gaming station. No more getting carried away and running face first into a wall. The shoes allow you to sit while mimicking walking, running and jumping.

From Amazon

$399.00
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Light Up Football

Light Up Football

Ensure you always keep your eye on the ball, even at night with the light up football. The water resistant, impact activated light up football has about 30 hours of playtime on a single set of batteries and comes in sizes 6 & 3.

From Amazon

$23.95
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Baseball Glove Oven Mitt

Baseball Glove Oven Mitt

Get ready to pitch your favorite meals with this realistic looking Baseball Glove oven mitt. It’s machine washable and made from 100% pure & natural cotton, so it’s sure to last through the bottom of the ninth.

From Amazon

$11.29
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3-in-1 Sit Around Grill

3-in-1 Sit Around Grill

Make the most of the long summer evenings with this 3-in-1 sit around grill. The 3-In-1 propane gas grill includes a flat top griddle, bbq rack and a cast iron stove top. It also includes 4 foldable stools for your hungry guests.

From Amazon

From $1,499.99
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Butterfly Knife Bottle Opener

Butterfly Knife Bottle Opener

Impress your friends as you open your beer and flex your flipping skills with this butterfly knife style bottle opener. The bottle opener is made from black stainless steel and made to resemble a Filipino balisong or butterfly knife.

From Abracadabra NYC

$29.95
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Emergency Sleeping Bag

Emergency Sleeping Bag

The Emergency sleeping bag is everything you need to survive the night after a natural disaster. The puncture resistant mylar will keep you warm at night and the carry bag contains a 120 decibel whistle so you can call for help.

From Amazon

$19.95
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World's Brightest Flashlight

World's Brightest Flashlight

You'll never be left in the dark with the world's brightest flashlight. It produces a whopping 100,000 lumens which is as bright as 100 light bulbs. The range is roughly 1,350 meters and the LED's have a lifespan of 50,000 hours.

From Amazon

$669.95
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Bullet Whisky Stones

Bullet Whisky Stones

Enjoy an ice cold whisky without ruining the flavor with these cool bullet shaped whisky stones. Load 2 of these bullets into your glass for an ice cold drink that doesn't get diluted and they're made from food grade stainless steel.

From Amazon

$31.99
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Craft Beer Bucket List

Craft Beer Bucket List

Give yourself 100 more reasons to drink beer with the 100 craft beer scratch off bucket list. The list features some of the finest beers from the finest breweries. After each beer, scratch it off the list and try another.

From IWOOT

$17.49
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World’s Strongest Coffee

World’s Strongest Coffee

The World’s Strongest Coffee! This coffee is packed to absurd levels with caffeine, at 928mg per 12 fluid ounces, this packs a punch. Perfect for those late nights studying when you need super human levels of energy.

From Amazon

$19.99
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Tool Handle Glass Beer Mugs

Tool Handle Glass Beer Mugs

The durable glass beer mugs are designed with a heavy-duty tool handle for easy gripping. Pick between a hammer, plumber wrench, screwdriver, and spanner wrench handle, and surprise the handyman or plumber in your life.

From Amazon

$44.95
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TRON Bikes

TRON Bikes

Join Tron, Flynn, Ram, and Sark at the grid with these original 1982 Gen 1 TRON Bikes. The set of 4 TRON bikes comes with removable light trails and matching display stands. The ideal collectible for any nostalgic TRON movie buff.

From Etsy

$200.00
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Recycled Skateboard Stools

Recycled Skateboard Stools

The Deckstool is the ultimate way to show off your love for skating while saving the planet! Made from recycled skateboards, these stools are perfect for sitting on while you reminisce about all the gnarly tricks you have done.

From Etsy

$275.00
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Gratiator Cheese Grater

Gratiator Cheese Grater

Grating cheese will no longer be a battle with the gratiator cheese grater. This one-of-a-kind cheese grater allows you to grate, slice, serve and display food in an adventurous and fun way, just as they did in the Roman times.

From Amazon

$13.99
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G-Clamp Bottle Opener

G-Clamp Bottle Opener

Being a man is thirsty work so having a beer while working is a must. This handy G-clamp bottle opener ensures you always have a bottle opener to hand when working. The clamp is made of cast iron and measures 4.5 inches tall.

From Perpetual Kid

$14.99
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Robotic Lawn Mower

Robotic Lawn Mower

Free up some valuable relaxation time this summer with the robotic lawn mower. It's compatible with Alexa so you can control it via voice commands. There's also a rain sensor so it will return to the base when it's raining.

From Amazon

$1,599.00
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Lazy Glasses

Lazy Glasses

The Lazy Prism Glasses are designed to allow people to read books or watch TV while lying in bed, without tilting your head. Simply position your head at a 90-degree angle in order to view vertical images while in a horizontal position.

From Amazon

$12.95
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Mortal Kombat Arcade Machine

Mortal Kombat Arcade Machine

Relive the golden age of fighting games in an arcade, queuing for ages to play only to get your ass handed to you by Scorpion. Now you can bring those memories to your man cave with the 3 in 1 Mortal Kombat arcade machine.

From Amazon

$1,068.98
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Smart Home Brewing Beer Kit

Smart Home Brewing Beer Kit

Take the hassle out of home brewing beer with this smart home brewing kit. Simply choose the type of beer you want, add the recommended ingredients and in a few days, your beer of choice will be ready to be kegged.

From Amazon

$994.82
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Container Home

Container Home

The 40ft container tiny home has everything you need at a low cost. They come prefabricated and offer all the mod cons you would expect like a bedroom, shower, toilet, sink, a small kitchenette and living area.

From Amazon

$36,000
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Fisticup Brass Knuckle Mug

Fisticup Brass Knuckle Mug

Keep your tough guy persona intact whilst you enjoy a coffee with the fisticup brass knuckle mug. This deadly yet convenient mug features a brass knuckle handle and holds 12oz to deliver a coffee that really packs a punch.

From Amazon

$16.99
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LoTR Glow In The Dark Ring

LoTR Glow In The Dark Ring

Prepare for your epic journey to Mordor with a LoTR Glow In The Dark Ring. The elusive rings are made of solid stainless steel, embossed in elvish runes, and will glow in the dark when fully charged from sunlight or a simple UV torch.

From Etsy

$29.45+
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Sword of Thranduil - The Hobbit

Sword of Thranduil - The Hobbit

Wield the sword of the Elvenking with the Sword of Thranduil from The Hobbit. The sword was forged from a single piece of silver Elven steel, and crafted by the finest smiths of the Woodland Realm, located deep in Mirkwood.

From Etsy

$119.99
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Policeman Motorcycle Helmet Cover

Policeman Motorcycle Helmet Cover

Feel large and in charge while riding your hog with this Policeman Motorcycle Helmet Cover. This one-size-fits-all helmet cover will shield your pricey headgear from nicks and chips while brightening everyone's day as you ride by.

From Etsy

$103.86
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Star Wars Playing Cards

Star Wars Playing Cards

Feel the power of the Dark Side with the Star Wars Dark Side playing cards. The officially licensed cards are made in America from sustainable forests and feature some of the most iconic characters from the movie saga.

From Amazon

$9.99
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One Wheel Scooter

One Wheel Scooter

Experience the future of commuting with this One Wheel Scooter. The V11 Electric Unicycle has an 18-inch wheel, and a 2200W motor, reaching speeds up to 31mph. The perfect eco-friendly solution for urban transportation.

From Amazon

$2,399.00
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Rubbers: They've Gotten a Bad Wrap

Rubbers: They've Gotten a Bad Wrap

This highly amusing and hilariously cartooned book will have you laughing for days. Full with great puns, innuendo and double entendres. This is a great stocking stuffer this year, especially for that person who has everything.

From Amazon

$9.95
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Beer Infused Hot Sauce

Beer Infused Hot Sauce

Beer infused hot sauce, a must have for any fan of craft beer and hot sauces. This 3 pack contains a mild Sriracha, a garlic serrano and a hot chipotle infused with lager, farmhouse ale and pale ale. Perfect for beer pairings.

From Amazon

$24.99
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Leather Beer Caddy

Leather Beer Caddy

Riding home from the liquor store with a cold six pack of beers in hand is always a struggle. The leather beer caddy securely fastens your precious cargo onto the top tube of your bicycle. The perfect comrade for a day out on your bike.

From Amazon

$78.74
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Potty Piano

Potty Piano

Drown out the normal toilet sounds while you're pinching a loaf with the potty piano. Compose your next masterpiece while you're on the can. The potty piano fits around your toilet and comes with a song book to get you started.

From Perpetual Kid

$19.99
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Bulldog .457 Air Rifle

Bulldog .457 Air Rifle

Take on big game easily with the Bulldog .457 air rifle. The air rifle features a bullpup design with a 36" overall length. It has an easy to load 5 shot magazine, a muzzle adapter with M18 threads and a Picatinny rail.

From Amazon

$1,099.99
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Doorballs

Doorballs

Grab your visitors attention by making them grab your doorballs. This hilarious gift comes with an easy peel and stick adhesive strip for easy application. As seen in Scary Movie 2, these balls will be sure to make a loud bang.

From Amazon

$28.95
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Car Speedometer Clocks

Car Speedometer Clocks

Put a smile on the face of any car enthusiast with these car speedometer clocks. Each one is designed to resemble the speedometer of classic and iconic cars such as the 1977 Lamborghini Countach, McLaren F1 and more.

From Etsy

$68.99
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Meat Shredder Claws

Meat Shredder Claws

Level up your bbq game with these meat shredder bear claws. Shred your meat in seconds, hassle free. Whether it be large pork joints or racks of ribs, no job is too large for these meat shredders.

From Amazon

$12.99
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The Beercase

The Beercase

Carry up to 6 beers in style with the ultimate beer briefcase. With the capacity to hold a six pack of bottles and the ability to keep your beers cold, this case is an ideal accessory for your next poker game.

From Amazon

$44.99
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Beer Greetings Card Box

Beer Greetings Card Box

Surprise the beer lover in your life with their own personalized message on the Beer Greetings Card Box. Included is a set of 4 six pack containers with various designs for all occasions such as Valentines, weddings and celebrations.

From Amazon

$15.95
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Draft Beer Dispenser

Draft Beer Dispenser

Convert your bottled or canned beer to the perfect draft beer with this draft beer dispenser. The draft beer dispenser is large enough to hold most beer bottle or can sizes. It uses patented technology to enhance the flavor of beer.

From Amazon

$124.99
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Sneaker Throne Shoe Rack

Sneaker Throne Shoe Rack

Showcase your favorite kicks with the Sneaker Throne Shoe Rack. It comes with sliding doors and built-in lights that can be changed with a remote control. It’s the perfect place to store, protect and display your sneaker collection.

From Etsy

$168.99
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Christmas Beard Ornaments

Christmas Beard Ornaments

Decorate your beard this Christmas with these unique Beard Ornaments. Included is 12 small baubles which consist of 6 different colours. Show your Christmas spirit this year and bring a smile to everyone's face.

From Amazon

$9.99
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Tesla Coil  Speaker

Tesla Coil Speaker

Create jaw dropping music and light shows with your very own Tesla coil speaker. This full bridge tesla coil speaker is convenient to use, it doesn't require grounding wire and it has has a 60cm arc discharge distance.

From EngineDIY

$899.99
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Off Road Go Kart

Off Road Go Kart

The fully automatic Go Kart will guide you through the toughest of trails all day with plenty of muscle left in the tank. Fitted with a 4 stroke 1 cylinder engine, it has a load capacity of 400 pounds and a top speed of 15 mph.

From Amazon

$1,574.67
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Chocolate Bitcoin

Chocolate Bitcoin

While you HODL on your actual Cryptocurrency, why not purchase some Bitcoin that you can actually eat! These delicious Bitcoin chocolates are made with 100% Belgian milk chocolate and include 10 coins per pouch.

From Etsy

$14.44
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Bottle Opener Ring

Bottle Opener Ring

Ensure you always have a bottle opener no matter where you are with this bottle opener ring. The bottle opener rings are made from stainless steel so they won't rust and will last for all the sessions you can handle.

From Amazon

from $5.99
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Puffer Jacket Beer Koozie

Puffer Jacket Beer Koozie

These stylish little puffer jacket beer koozies will keep your drink nice and cold, just as the fridge intended it. The double insulated jacket will keep your hands warm, while the tucked in arms allows you to keep a better grip on your beer.

From Perpetual Kid

$14.99
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BBQ Boat

BBQ Boat

BBQ’s are great, but a BBQ on the water is even better. The BBQ Boat comes equipped with an electric engine, a sound system, a folding umbrella and it has enough room for 8 people so you can take the whole family.

From Amazon

$15,995.00
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Portable Punching Bag

Portable Punching Bag

Unleash your inner fighter and train like a champ with the OranguBag Portable Punching Bag! Whether you're a seasoned martial artist or just looking to blow off steam, this training bag allows you to practice your strikes on the go.

From Amazon

$229.99
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Mini Die Cast Guns

Mini Die Cast Guns

Decorate your desk with these miniature die cast guns. The miniature gun models are 1:3 scale and range from 4" to 15" in length. Each gun has attachments and customizable parts so you can finally have the armory of your dreams.

From GoatGuns

from $39.99
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Hands-Free Binocular Glasses

Hands-Free Binocular Glasses

Take your bird watching or star gazing to the next level with the Hands-Free Binocular Glasses. Its multilayer-coated green film optics lenses are designed to relieve eye fatigue and deliver brighter, clearer, and crisper views.

From Amazon

$45.66
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The Beer Belt

The Beer Belt

Prepare yourself for an epic day of drinking with the heroic Beer Belt. Designed to hold a cold 6 pack of cans, this belt will allow you to stay in the one spot to focus on the one thing that matters the most, getting absolutely shitfaced.

From Amazon

$14.99
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Instant Drink Chiller

Instant Drink Chiller

Nobody likes waiting for a beer to cool, and now you don't have to. The instant drink chiller can cool a 12oz can in 60 seconds so you can spend less time waiting for beer to cool and more time enjoying it ice cold!

From Amazon

$23.99
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Progenitor Robot Costume

Progenitor Robot Costume

This one of a kind Progenitor Robot costume is a stroke of genius. This handmade robotic cyberpunk armor has LED lights, features a moving jaw and is adjustable on many points, making it a (mostly) one size fits all suit.

From Etsy

$12,515
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Knight Toilet Paper Holder

Knight Toilet Paper Holder

The medieval knight toilet paper holder will provide the service you need while you sit on your throne. The wall-mounted knight is cast in quality designer resin and will make the perfect companion for your toilet.

From Amazon

$44.99
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Steel Soap

Steel Soap

Stainless steel soap, for use with or without water. It helps to remove bad odors like garlic, fish or onions so its ideal for chefs. The odor causing sulfur molecules on your hand are transferred to the soap using science!

From Amazon

$8.99
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Tactical Tomahawk

Tactical Tomahawk

The tactical tomahawk is manufactured with a double-ended blade - a curved side for splitting and a chiseled side for picking. It is forged with high carbon alloyed steel and has a wolf head etched on its sharp blade. (For people 18+).

From Amazon

$34.99
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Man-Vent Calendar

Man-Vent Calendar

Tis the season to be manly with this macho Man-vent calendar. The manly advent calendar is filled with the manliest gifts from across the United States. Behind each door lies hot sauce, nuts, survival gear, beer and more.

From GiveThemBeer.com

$89.00
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3D Hulk Hogan Slippers

3D Hulk Hogan Slippers

Stay comfy while you fight for the rights of every man with these 3D Hulk Hogan slippers. The 3D Hulk Hogan slippers are officially licensed and made from polyester with an anti slip material underneath. Whatcha gonna do brother?

From Fun.com

$29.99
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Fire Missiles Cigarette Lighter

Fire Missiles Cigarette Lighter

Add some James Bond style to your car with the Fire Missiles cigarette lighter (Missiles sold separately). It’s designed to fit most 12 Volt lighter sockets & the anodised aluminium gives it an authentic secret agent feel.

From Amazon

$12.97
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Penis Fishing Lure

Penis Fishing Lure

The penis fishing lure can be attached to a fishing rod, cast out into the water, and then jerked or reeled to bring the fish in. When it comes to size and performance, this one-eyed worm is ideal for enchanting the local…fishies.

From Etsy

$37.00
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Smart Chess Board

Smart Chess Board

The smart chessboard allows you to play chess against people from all over the world. When it's your opponents turn, the pieces will move by themselves reminiscent of the chess scene from Harry Potter, albeit on a smaller scale.

From Amazon

$479.99
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Stealth Crossbow

Stealth Crossbow

This stealth crossbow is a mere 6 inches wide and can shoot at up to 410 feet per second. It comes with a 8.25 inch scope with 3 duplex crosshairs and 5 dots calibrated for 20 - 60 yards. That Sasquatch won't know what hit it.

From Amazon

$1,449.00
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Ultimate Gaming Station

Ultimate Gaming Station

Indulge in the ultimate gaming experience with the ultimate gaming station. It can support a 49" monitor or a triple 32" monitor setup. The comfortable leather and electronic reclining control will keep you gaming all night.

From Amazon

$3,429.00
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Jar of Dirt Necklace

Jar of Dirt Necklace

Ensure you always have a piece of land with you with this Jar of Dirt Necklace. The glass vial is filled with real sand and inspired by the jar of dirt flaunted around by the famous Captain Jack Sparrow in the Pirates of the Caribbean.

From Etsy

$14.00
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Dragon Head Fog Machine

Dragon Head Fog Machine

Add some terror to your abode with the wall-mounted Dragon Head Fog Machine. It includes LED light and fog machine that fits inside the head to blow ‘smoke and fire’, and is designed to look as if he's bursting through your wall!

From Etsy

$299.99
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GravaStar Mars Speaker

GravaStar Mars Speaker

The GravaStar Mars speaker has a cool sci-fi design, crazy deep bass, and powerful sound, making it a great addition to your gaming setup or man cave. The speakers have sleek touch controls and you can pair 2 speakers together.

From GravaStar

From $199.95
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Beer Syringe

Beer Syringe

The Bierstick Beer Syringe can hold up to 24oz of your favorite beer which can be drank in just over 2 seconds if you can handle it. If you're a novice drinker (Pussy), you can drink from this at your own pace.

From Amazon

$39.95
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Money Soap

Money Soap

Earn green while you clean with Money Soap. Every bar of soap contains anything from $1 to $50 and yes, it's real money inside. Now there's more incentive to wash often and feel like a million bucks, or maybe 50 if you're lucky.

From Amazon

$16.49
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That concludes our list of manly gifts for men. We hope it helped you make that important gift buying decision.

If you still haven't found the perfect manly gift for the man in your life (or yourself), there's more to choose from in the Men's category.