Progenitor Robot Costume

Add some fun to your commute with the segway drift skates. The self-balancing skates are easy to use, lightweight and the batteries can last for up to 45 minutes. They also feature customizable RGB lighting for skating at night.

Whether you're a human, dragonborn or drow, you'll want to add the folding dice tower to your inventory. The folding dice tower is simple to set up with 1 button snap, its durable and it will increase your charisma by 2.

Bring out your inner comedi-hen with the Chicken Leg Socks. These hilarious socks are made of 80% cotton, are both soft and breathable and will make your legs look slim. An im-peck-able addition to your sock drawer.

Have your switches looking well-hung with a Penis Light Switch. They are available in different colors to superbly align with any phallus-focused decor. The perfect way to prank your spouse, friends, and uninvited guests.

Take a break from work and put the feet up, with this adjustable foot hammock. It’s lightweight and easy to fold material allows you to bring it anywhere you need. Swing your legs to relieve fatigue and to reduce any lower back pain.

Never shed another tear while cutting onions with these onion cutting goggles. The goggles protect your eyes when chopping onions or barbequing. The interior foam lining ensures they are comfortable to wear for long periods.

This wireless laser projection keyboard and mouse is the most advanced bluetooth virtual keyboard for iPhone, iPad, smartphone and tablets. With its calculated round key design, you won’t hit the wrong key again.

The best burgers are like life. The Cheeseburger Backpack is a 100% authentic licensed product from the Steven Universe. The tomato, cheese, and bun plush layers all unzip to reveal 3 large compartments.

Shoot fireballs from your open palm with the Pyro Mini Fireshooter. The Pyro Mini barrels are filled with 'flash' paper that will allow you to ignite your magic tricks and launch fireballs up to 10ft across the room, once perfected.

That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little drive. The Forrest Gump waving WiperTags has a universal design that fits most rear wipers and it is made of weather resistant material to prevent fading and cracking.

Sticking to just one prosecco during brunch just became a lot easier with the prosecco bottle glass. This hilarious and functional prosecco bottle glass can hold over 940ml of prosecco, which is roughly 8 standard size servings.

Checkmate ‘em all with this one-of-a-kind Pokemon Chess Set. It includes a 39cm chess board with felt lining and magnetic wooden pieces. It features 12 different Pokémon first explored in the generation 1 and 2 series.