Progenitor Robot Costume

Proudly display your love for Elden Ring with this custom wooden Elden Ring game case. The game case is handcrafted from walnut, cherry, and poplar with engraving and detailing on both sides. The case is fully functioning.

Ensure your Christmas tree always has a happy little friend with this Bob Ross Christmas ornament. The 5" tall, molded resin ornament will brighten up your tree and it comes with a loop and string at the top for hanging.

Destroy your friends fragile ego with these hilarious prank bumper magnets. They're made from thick gauge magnet stock and high quality ink that makes them waterproof and UV resistant. Its the ideal prank for April fool's day.

Unwind after a long night of catching focused, non-terminal, repeating phantasms with the Ghostbusters incense burner. The replica ghost trap disperses the incense from the trap to make it look like you've just caught a ghost.

Spruce up your garden with a touch of terror with this scary hedge monster decoration. The motion activated eyes light up red, vibrate and make spooky growling sounds to scare guests, trick-or-treaters and nosey neighbors.

Reclaim your precious stored inventory items with this Elden ring item chest. Similar to chests at the sites of lost grace, this chest contains 3 items for you to display, a fire pot, a finger severer and neutralizing boluses.

Using a portable hand warmer will keep your hands toasty all season long in an environmentally friendly manner. This two-sided warmer is rechargeable and has 3 different heat settings and can be used as a power bank.

Get ready to make your kitchen more wild and garlicky than ever with the Garligator garlic press. It's like having a friendly alligator sous-chef ready to chomp, mince, and add that garlicky goodness to your dishes with a snap.

Surprise your dinner guests with some nuts…cured meat and cheese served on the Cock-cuterie Board. The penis-shaped board is available in both small and large sizes…and is the perfect way to spice up a tame dinner party.

Prank your family and friends with this hilarious fake condiment bottle prank. The fake squirt condiment bottles contain colored string that everyone will think is sauce when you accidentally squeeze the bottle too hard.

Tee off in style while taking a dip in the pool with the floating golf green. The set comes with a floating green, a chipping mat, 5 floating golf balls and a US flag. It's the ultimate addition to a BBQ or pool party.

Assemble your dream summer house today with this solid wood cabin kit. When erect, it boasts a 292 square foot inside floor area with a spacious loft. Included are easy to follow instructions and can be built with minimal tools.