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The only land cruiser you'll ever need. This behemoth can house 4 of your squad mates either inside or sitting on top. It has a 400 watt sound system with PA and a 6hp engine that can reach speeds of up to 40mph!

Impress your friends as you open your beer and flex your flipping skills with this butterfly knife style bottle opener. The bottle opener is made from black stainless steel and made to resemble a Filipino balisong or butterfly knife.

Ward off bad luck and acquire magical protection with this Leprechaun Motorcycle Helmet Cover. The helmet cover is designed to fit over most helmets and is made of real wild monster fur, providing warmth for the rider.

Get yourself radioactivated for the day ahead with this uranium glow in the dark soap. It's hand poured vegetable glycerin soap that's organic and vegan friendly. The uranium soap will keep you in your element all day long.

Make your intentions clear and get out of the friendzone or surprise your partner with this ghetto teddy bear. The ghetto teddy bear is the perfect way to let your shorty know how beautiful she is in a less than poetic way.

This one of a kind Progenitor Robot costume is a stroke of genius. This handmade robotic cyberpunk armor has LED lights, features a moving jaw and is adjustable on many points, making it a (mostly) one size fits all suit.

Fill up your best water guns and prepare for epic water fights with the Nerf ultimate inflatable water park. It features 2 battleships equipped with built-in water blasters and the whole battle arena can be inflated in only 5 minutes.

This Automatic Pan Stirrer mechanically stirs your food with a smooth, gentle, and consistent motion, saving you time and effort. Simply put it in a pan or pot, press the power button, and the stirrer will start rotating on its own.

Nature can call at any time so be prepared with this bumper dumper toilet seat. It can easily be attached to the hitch and can be used with a bucket or bags. Pinching a loaf in the woods has never been so sophisticated.

The ultimate router designed with gaming in mind. This innovative router is capable of lowering your ping times by prioritizing your game packets & finding the shortest path to the server for a smoother online experience.

Play the most evil bathroom prank imaginable with this no tear prank toilet paper. The impossible to rip toilet paper is made with advanced fabric, so it looks and feels like real toilet paper. Your victims won't suspect a thing.

Unlock the ancient secrets of the stars and constellations with this hilarious illustrated Dogstrology book. Learn about each of the star signs at their best and their worst with the perfect doggo to illustrate them.