The penis fishing lure can be attached to a fishing rod, cast out into the water, and then jerked or reeled to bring the fish in. When it comes to size and performance, this one-eyed worm is ideal for enchanting the local…fishies.
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Launch your pet's political career with the Personalized Pet Election Sign. Made of durable corrugated plastic and custom-made with your pet's name and tagline. A perfect way to show your pet's pride this election season.
Host your next party with the help of the Sobro Smart Coffee Table. The smart coffee table has a built-in refrigerator drawer that holds up to 32 cans, dual Bluetooth speakers with LED lighting, and built-in outlets for charging electronics.
The holiday edition of the infamous offensive crayons are every bit as offensive as the others. The pack includes hilarious and offensive colors like expired eggnog yellow, ho ho home invasion red and elf balls purple.
Add a touch of charm to your desk with the Handsome Squidward Headphone Stand. With his chiseled features and suave demeanor, this headset holder will make you feel like a certified Bikini Bottom resident.
Be trigger happy when opening your favorite bottle of wine, with the WineOvation electric gun wine opener. It is fully rechargeable with the included charging base and will uncork 30 bottles before it needs a re-charge.
Add an odd twist to any outfit with these adorable yet slightly weird weasel slap bracelets. The wearable weasel bracelet is made with ethically sourced ermine fur with a clay head. They're available in a range of colors.
Drive your colleagues, family or partner crazy with this prank beeping device. This delightfully evil device will beep at random intervals of 5 to 60 minutes. Its small enough to hide anywhere and the battery lasts for up to 3 years.
Learn how to effectively unleash an unholy demon at work, with the How To Poo At Work Book. Readers will learn how to avoid co-workers, get in and out of the bathroom quickly, and, primarily, maintain privacy and dignity.
Immortalize your pet as a pokemon card. These custom pet pokemon cards can be customized with type, attacks, rarity and even a custom description that suits your pet. The custom pokemon cards are physical cards, not NFT's.
This one of a kind Progenitor Robot costume is a stroke of genius. This handmade robotic cyberpunk armor has LED lights, features a moving jaw and is adjustable on many points, making it a (mostly) one size fits all suit.
Take your best shot...literally. These polished shot glasses are shaped like 50 cal bullet casings and are made with premium quality ceramic, with high resolution engravings. They come in a set of 2 and can hold up to 2oz/60ml.
Show off your devilish side with these unholy cloven hoof shoes. The heel-less shoes are coated in a special aging compound for a more life-like appearance. They come with leggings that attach to the shoes to complete the look.
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