Penis Fishing Lure

Penis Fishing Lure

The penis fishing lure can be attached to a fishing rod, cast out into the water, and then jerked or reeled to bring the fish in. When it comes to size and performance, this one-eyed worm is ideal for enchanting the local…fishies.

$37.00
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