Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition

Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition

The holiday edition of the infamous offensive crayons are every bit as offensive as the others. The pack includes hilarious and offensive colors like expired eggnog yellow, ho ho home invasion red and elf balls purple.

$9.99
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