The holiday edition of the infamous offensive crayons are every bit as offensive as the others. The pack includes hilarious and offensive colors like expired eggnog yellow, ho ho home invasion red and elf balls purple.
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The ultimate router designed with gaming in mind. This innovative router is capable of lowering your ping times by prioritizing your game packets & finding the shortest path to the server for a smoother online experience.
Let your little web slinger explore the neighborhood in style with the Spiderman Motorcycle For Kids. This battery-powered bike travels up to 2 m.p.h. It's time to give your little superhero a ride that's out of this world.
Keep your favorite ice cream safe from the vultures in your own home, with the Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Lock. It is designed to fit over your standard Ben & Jerry’s pint of ice cream and features a metal combination lock.
A helicopter ceiling fan is a perfect way to complete your aviation-themed room. Hang this fan and watch as it creates a cool breeze that circulates through the room. It can cycle between three light tones to illuminate the room.
Easily cut your fishing line without fumbling around using the fishing line cutter ring. The marine grade velcro strap will ensure the fishing line cutter ring fits all sizes. The steel blade can safely cut from either side.
This clever alarm clock is guaranteed to wake up the heaviest of sleepers. When the alarm goes off, it will roll around beeping like R2D2 until you get up to turn it off. No more hitting the snooze button and falling back to sleep
Feed your chickens in a civilized manner with this Chicken Picnic Table. The feeder is handcrafted from Red Cedar that’s highly sustainable, with resistance to rot. The perfect feeder to add to your chicken coop.
Celebrate your special day whilst secretly mourning the dwindling relationship you have with your beloved games. This hilarious game over wedding cake topper fully encapsulates your joy and pain when getting married.
Enhance your journey through various regions of the Lands Between with the Elden Ring RGB Mouse Pad. The super-soft LED-lit mouse pad is extremely easy to set up, waterproof, powered by a USB, with no driver required.
Harness the power of the dark side by equipping your vehicle with this Death Star shift knob. It is made of resin and painstakingly hand painted and finished with a clear coat. It can also be used as a geeky beer tap handle.
Give yourself more downforce and reduce drag when you're walking with these croc spoilers. The spoilers are 3D printed and attach to the already stylish heel strap. You'll be the envy of dads and driving enthusiasts everywhere.
Decorate your home and impress bug catcher Elijah with these Pokémon taxidermy displays. Each Pokémon is sculpted and hand painted before being framed. There are various normal or shiny Pokémon to choose from.
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