Pepper Spray Gun

Add some raw power to your boring cubicle or office space with this badass V8 engine block pen holder. The V8 pen holder is 3D printed and has deep cylinders to hold your pens and a section to display your business cards.

Add some Pokemon charm to your desktop or workspace with this adorable Krabby pen holder. The 3D printed Krabby will happily hold your pens or trinkets in his powerful pincers to keep your desk organized and free from clutter.

Fortune cookies can be boring, but these misfortune cookies are more realistic. The cookies contain pessimistic, mean and outright cruel messages that are best enjoyed with friends that enjoy dark cookies and dark humor.

Become a pokemon master with the pokemon gym badge set. The pokemon gym badge set comes in a beautiful gift box and features all 8 badges from gen 1. Proudly display thm while your trekking through Victory road.

If you're obsessed with doggos, corgis or butts, this corgi butt coin purse is the purse for you. It's made of a soft plush fabric and has 2 adorable little paws. It's lightweight and durable with a nylon zipper closure.

The tactical tomahawk is manufactured with a double-ended blade - a curved side for splitting and a chiseled side for picking. It is forged with high carbon alloyed steel and has a wolf head etched on its sharp blade. (For people 18+).

Carving a turkey doesn't have to be difficult when you break out this awesome turkey carving chainsaw. The might carver electric knife will make light work of any bird, whether its for Christmas day or Thanksgiving dinner.

PlayStation Playing cards - for the card players. This set of retro playing cards uses the famous PlayStation controller button shapes as the suits. The embossed storage tin is designed to look like the original PlayStation.

Block the paths of Pokemon trainers where ever you go with this Snorlax costume for adults. It has embroidered facial details with padding in the hood and elastic at the ankles. This exclusive Pokemon jumpsuit is soft and cozy.

Pay homage to the runaway success that is Elon Musk's SpaceX company with this SpaceX Starship lamp. The lamp is 3D printed from PLA plastic with a wooden base and it's powered via USB. The ideal gift for any wannabe astronaut.

Make your intentions clear and get out of the friendzone or surprise your partner with this ghetto teddy bear. The ghetto teddy bear is the perfect way to let your shorty know how beautiful she is in a less than poetic way.

Offensive-ish crayons are a great gift for those that are easily offended. Why not surprise Karen with a box of all her favorite colors like victim blame blue and midlife crisis gray. Please send all complaints to the manufacturer.