Chicken Turtleneck Sweater

Prepare for a taste revolution that not only ignites your senses but also gives your bowels a spicy wake-up call. The Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce is crafted with an arsenal of fiery habaneros that could wake the dead.

The Servo Mini Cell Phone Pen is a cool two-in-one design with a functional pen and mobile phone. Insert a nano sim card or pair it with your smartphone to make phone calls. It also has a camera and a memory storage of 32GB.

Reclaim your precious sleep (Or let your partner reclaim theirs) with this anti-snoring device. This unassuming mouthpiece is designed to comfortably open your airway with quiet precision and finally put an end to snoring.

Give your loved one the flutters on February 14th with the Happy Flaps Valentines Card. Make your partner laugh with tears of joy… or sadness, by diving head-first into the world of romantic comedy for a steamy romance.

The World’s Strongest Coffee! This coffee is packed to absurd levels with caffeine, at 928mg per 12 fluid ounces, this packs a punch. Perfect for those late nights studying when you need super human levels of energy.

Create jaw-dropping laser shows at any party, music festival or old skool rave with these LED laser gloves. The laser gloves have a 100mW high-power laser head in each finger and can be used for up to 1 hour of continuous use.

Smell as legendary as Solid Snake with this Metal Gear Solid Shadow Moses cologne. The MGS cologne has hints of oakmoss, cedarwood and musk reminiscent of Shadow Moses Island. May reduce stealth effect of Cardboard boxes.

Fulfill your childhood wish of owning a mogwai with this realistic Gremlins Gizmo doll. This adorable Gizmo doll is handmade and almost life like. Mogwais are the perfect pet, just don't get them wet or feed them after midnight.

Too busy to bring your dog for those famous WALKIES? Now your doggo can get the exercise they need without you having to leave the house! Keep them fit and healthy no matter what the weather is like outside.

If my calculations are correct, when these shoes light up, you're gonna see some serious shit. These back to the future 2 shoes feature LEDS and a futuristic style. The officially licensed hi-top shoes are charged via USB.

Relax and enjoy the ultimate bathing experience with this adjustable bathtub caddy. It has slots and trays for just about everything you need such as a notepad, smartphone, tablet or e-reader and there's a slot to hold a wine glass.

Get ready to pitch your favorite meals with this realistic looking Baseball Glove oven mitt. It’s machine washable and made from 100% pure & natural cotton, so it’s sure to last through the bottom of the ninth.