A Chip On Your Shoulder Costume

Transform your doggo from furry family member to a ferocious lion with this lion mane wig for dogs. The lion mane wig has a drawstring to ensure a comfortable fit. It can fit dogs with a neck circumference of up to 29 inches.

Kick back and relax with everyone's favorite pink puffball in the Kirby plush slippers. The slippers contain a super soft cotton filling that makes them extra soft and comfy. They feature a rubber sole and a plush Kirby.

Prepare for nail-biting glamour with these delightfully disgusting horror nails. The hand painted Stiletto style horror nails are utterly grotesque and easy to apply so you won't need to summon a potentially evil nail artist.

Keep your firearm close by without leaving it exposed with this biometric gun safe. The safe features a biometric lock that can store 20 unique fingerprints and fits small firearms with enough space for a spare magazine.

Bathe in the blood of the undead with this zombie blood shower gel. The zombie blood shower gel comes in a transfusion bag and looks positively vile. Don't worry, it will leave you smelling drop-dead gorgeous.

Transform your pickup truck into a pool and bring your summer fun anywhere you go with the Inflatable Truck Bed Pool. It fits any standard truck and has 2 air chambers for inflation and deflation, making it easy to set up.

Cast the first stone from a safe distance with the original Jesus slingshot. The novelty slingshot is (probably) just like the one David used to slay Goliath. It comes with 5 holy stones to help you smite your wicked foes.

Blend seamlessly into the wilderness with the Grassy Ghost Ghillie Suit. This cunning camouflage ensemble boasts nearly 6 pounds of synthetic, silent, and water-resistant thread to keep you hidden from prying eyes.

Create seamless light syncing effects with ease using this sync box backlight kit. The Neo sync box backlight kit connects to any HDMI device and the smartphone app makes it simple to calibrate and adjust the settings.

Start your day with a colon cleansing breakfast packed full of fiber. It has 2 types of fiber to help relieve constipation and bloating. The soluble fiber turns liquid to gel which keeps things moving and ensures a smooth exit.

Let your little web slinger explore the neighborhood in style with the Spiderman Motorcycle For Kids. This battery-powered bike travels up to 2 m.p.h. It's time to give your little superhero a ride that's out of this world.

Ensure a fresh start to a rainy day with this hilarious Romaine lettuce umbrella. The umbrella features a leafy green lettuce print that makes it look like you're carrying a head of crisp Romaine lettuce when it's folded.