Poop Like a Champion

Teach your fish how to bend it like Beckham with the Fish School Training Kit. Included is a manual with training tips from world famous fish trainer Dr Dean Pomerleau, a training field, hoops, and balls to teach them several tricks.

Protect your chickens from any lurking hunters with this 8 piece chicken helmet set. The inner side of the chicken helmets has sponge lining, making them soft to wear and won’t cause any discomfort while they're laying some eggs.

While Jesus may have been known for his famous loaves and fishes, if he had to cook the last supper, what would Jesus stew? This hilarious Jesus spoon will inspire you to make great choices when deciding what to cook.

Get organized this year with the hilarious shrimp whisperer AK calendar. The calendar is filled with photos of shrimp doing exciting things like relaxing at a summer festival and a shrimp taking a ride on a moose drawn carriage.

Stay warm and cozy this winter with the Legend of Zelda Hylian shield fleece throw. The Hylian shield throw is officially licensed and measures roughly 48" x 60". The fleece throw is the warmest in all of Hyrule (Probably).

Add some gas-guzzling charm to your car keys with this Turbocharger keychain. The mini turbo keychain comes in a choice of 3 finishes, chrome, gun metal or gold. It's the ultimate accessory for the gearhead in your life.

There’s no better place to keep your beer cold and safe, than in the mouth of a gator. The Alligator Beer Koozie is designed to hold a standard 12-ounce can and keep it cold with its durable double-walled insulation.

Add a western touch to your Crocs footwear with these authentic Croc Spurs. The shooter spurs strap onto the back of any regular Croc Clog and they are available in black, white, silver, copper, and marble colors.

Display your loyalty to the new Chief Twit with this Twitter takeover T-shirt. The unisex shirt features the phrase "The bird is free" from Elon's tweet which has amassed 2 million likes and over 300k retweets in the first 24 hours.

Let your uninvited guests know how you feel before they reach the door with these middle finger statues. The hilarious statues are made of cement so they are an ideal garden statue for the introverted or anti-social gardener.

Masks are essential for Halloween, just like they are in the Netflix series, Squid Game. Choose between five different mask styles including the guards in the pink jumpsuits (triangle, circle or square) and the mysterious Front Man.

Ensure you always have fresh clean water to drink no matter where your adventure takes you. The LifeStraw Bottle has a 0.2 micron filter that protects against 99.99% of parasites and bacteria and lasts up to 1,000 gallons (4,000L).