If you've got a true pet-lover in your life, we've got the ultimate gift guide to help you shop for them and their trusty companion.
Whether you know someone who's got a new puppy or someone who owns five cats, we’ve rounded up a list of pet-themed gifts, including treats, toys and a few things for humans too.
Not only will they keep your furry friends from getting bored, but they will also make your life easier.
Surprise your favorite pet person with one of these funny, creative, or just plain weird gifts. From Fishnet Stockings for Dogs to Custom Pet Pokemon Cards, here is a list of 40+ hilarious gifts for pets and their owners.
Make your chicken’s the most arrogant and feared animals on your farm with these chicken muscle arms. They are made of high-quality and silicone material, are environmentally friendly and will cause no harm to your chickens.
From Amazon
Bring a positive vibe to your farm with these thumbs up chicken arms. The hilarious chicken arms rest comfortably on your chickens back. The constant thumbs up will help to boost morale and team spirit in the coop (Probably).
From Amazon
Surprise your dog-loving partner with this hilarious doggos doing things book. The doggos doing things book is based on the insanely popular instagram account. Its full of humor, pupperinos, floofs and good bois.
From IWOOT
Allow your dog to be the nosey animal that it is with the PetPeek Fence Window. This window to the world is made of a durable acrylic dome measuring 9.5” and will help deter overly curious dogs from jumping over fences.
From Amazon
There ain't no laws when you're drinking Paws, even for your furry friends. Treat your puppy to a new toy and get a laugh out of it yourself. Included is a built-in whistle that will get your pups attention when squeezed.
From Amazon
Dog Paws Socks, turn your feet into dog paws with these hilarious socks. The all over print makes them look so realistic and life like. These dog paw socks are the ideal gift for the dog lover in your life.
From Amazon
Protect your chickens from a cold winter snap with this Chicken Hat with Ties. It features a fun pom pom on top with ties at the bottom to provide warmth. The lightweight hat will allow the chicken to hold its head up comfortably.
From Etsy
Protect your dogs little paws from the cold with these adorable Dog Booties. These dog shoes are water-resistant and are designed to keep the pup's paws dry and warm. This set of 4 is suitable for small and medium dogs.
From Amazon
The cotton hand-crocheted Chicken Turtleneck Sweater will turn your feathered birds into pristine young gentlemen. It's a fun, lightweight sweater that will be the perfect warming attire for the coming fall and winter seasons.
From Etsy
Make the purrfect breakfast every morning with this adorable cat face egg mold. The cat face egg mold is made from BPA-free silicone that can withstand temperatures from -20°F to 450°F. A must have for any crazy cat lover.
From Amazon
Your kitty needs a workout too! The Cat Gym Steps are a perfect way to give your feline friend a little more room to play and exercise. The unique design of these steps makes them perfect for cats of all ages and sizes.
From Etsy
Don't feel like a damsel in distress when your dog answers nature's call in public, Mighty Dog is here to save the day. The Mighty Dog poop bag dispenser comes with a carabiner that makes it ideal when walking your doggo.
From Amazon
Make your bearded dragon feel like a real dragon with this adjustable lizard leash and dragon wing set. It comes with dragon wings, a durable leash and 3 soft leather harnesses in different sizes to suit your beardie as they grow.
From Amazon
We all know cats love to scratch things and lay on computers, so now your cat can have their own laptop to sleep on while you work. The cat scratch laptop has a cardboard scratch mat and comes with a fluffy mouse.
From Amazon
Cat Paws Socks, turn your feet into cat paws with these hilarious socks. The all over print makes them look realistic. These cat paw socks are the purr-fect gift for the cat owner, feline lover or crazy cat lady in your life.
From Amazon
Transform your harmless chickens into a prehistoric beast with the Chicken T-Rex Arms. The dinosaur arms rest over the neck of your animals and are a must-have if you are delving into the hilarious world of chicken accessories.
From Etsy
Ensure you always get the perfect picture of your doggo when you use the pet selfie tool. Simply attach their favorite ball to the tool and keep their attention while you get the perfect, instagram worthy photo.
From Amazon
Dress your pet as POTUS today with this hilarious Trump style costume. Included is a fluffy wig and an elastic collar and tie. Let your pet become the President today...sure what else could go wrong?
From Amazon
Add some style to your doggy with his cute Adidog jumpsuit. Made from ultra-chic breathable cotton material, it will provide a cozy warmth throughout the winter. Available in a range of different colors and sizes.
From Etsy
Let your dog strut its stuff in these black fishnet stockings. They are made with a soft polycarbonate texture with good elasticity to prevent any discomfort to your dogs, allowing them to show off their sexy long legs.
From Amazon
Give your kitty the throne it deserves with this Wall Mounted Curved Cat Shelf. Featuring a beautiful curved minimalist design, this shelf will provide your feline friends with ample space to nap, relax and stretch to their hearts content.
From Etsy
Keep your cat occupied for hours with the cat condo. They're made from eco friendly materials that can easily support the weight of your cat. It's modular and comes with connecting clips, a bridge and the sets come in 3 colors.
From Amazon
Maintain your doggo's dental hygiene with this clever dog toothbrush toy. The toothbrush toy is easy for your dog to grip and the soft bristles will do all the work while they chew and play. It's easy to clean and reusable.
From Inspire Uplift
This unique Cat Exercise Wheel provides your kitty with hours of fun and physical activity. This exercise wheel is made of solid wood and a blanket cloth to give your kitty the platform it needs to keep healthy, active and entertained.
From Amazon
There's a new superhero in town and he's ready to save the day! The Cluck Kent super chicken arms give your feathered friends the ability of super-hen strength. They will be the cockiest group of cockerels from coop to coop.
From Amazon
You're a lizard, Harry! Dress your pet up as famous wizard, Harry Potter, with the Mini Pet Round Glasses. The are made from black coated metal wire, measuring 3cm wide and 1cm high, and are ideal for your small pets.
From Etsy
No need to worry about your chickens crossing the road or roaming the streets anymore. This chicken harness is fully adjustable to ensure your chickens are 100% comfy no matter what. It’s time to take your feathered pets for a walk.
From Amazon
The Temporary Pet Fur Coloring can make your pet feel like they are on a real adventure. Simply brush the coloring onto the animal's fur and watch as the hair turns into a lovely shade of your choice. It is available in a variety of colors.
From Amazon
Stop your cat from scratching your furniture with this totally sick cat scratch skateboard. It's made from corrugated card that will keep your cat from destroying your furniture, but it won't teach them how to do a 360 kickflip.
From IWOOT
Provide some comfort for your pup's paws with these slip-on Dog Crocs. Made of waterproof material and simple to put on and take off, these crocs are an inexpensive solution to protect your dog's paws in the hot and cold months.
From Amazon
If you're a crazy cat lady that needs to stick something on your fridge that isn't cat hair, you need the cat butt magnets. The cat butt magnets come in a pack of 6 assorted cat butts and they're made from phthalate-free vinyl.
From Perpetual Kid
Reward your dog to a daily treat on the count-down to Christmas this year. The cardboard Dog Advent Calendar holds your pet's favorite treats for 24 days of the month and can be easily refilled every year with delicious snacks.
From Etsy
Fulfill your pet's dream by allowing them to always drink from the toilet with the toilet pet bowl. The bowl is made from ceramic and can be used for water, food or treats. It can easily hold enough food for bigger pets too.
From Perpetual Kid
Spoil the cat lover in your life (even if that person is you) with these cat paw glasses. The cat paw glasses are so cute and there are 3 different frosted prints to choose from. They hold 295ml of liquid and they're 4 1/4" tall.
From Etsy
Transform your doggo from furry family member to a ferocious lion with this lion mane wig for dogs. The lion mane wig has a drawstring to ensure a comfortable fit. It can fit dogs with a neck circumference of up to 29 inches.
From Inspire Uplift
Make your chicken the belle of the barn with the Rainbow Chicken Tutu. Dress your darling chickens up in these neon rainbow tutus for your next barn dance and allow them to shake their feathers like you have seen never before.
From Etsy
Bring some zen to your potted plants with these paw-some mini yoga cats. The pack of 4 mini yoga cats will be adored by yoga lovers and stressed out cat owners alike. Each of the cats is in a popular yoga pose.
From Perpetual Kid
Let your doggo enjoy a nice cold beer with the Bowser Beer For Dogs. This non-alcoholic, flavorful treat includes glucosamine for healthy joints and is available in a variety of flavors including beef, chicken, and pork.
From Amazon
Teach your dog to be civilized with this Mighty Paw Smart Bell. This convenient doorbell is easy to set up and will help you potty train your dog. The bell is easy for your doggo to press using their nose or their paw.
From Amazon
Too busy to bring your dog for those famous WALKIES? Now your doggo can get the exercise they need without you having to leave the house! Keep them fit and healthy no matter what the weather is like outside.
From Amazon
Pimp your pup and have them ready for the old ball game with the stylish dog baseball cap. It is available in a range of different colors and sizes, so you are sure to find the right cap to fit your dog's breed and personality.
From Etsy
Replace your boring tissue dispenser with something slightly more perverse with the cat butt tissue dispenser. The tissue dispenser is made from resin and fits a standard square tissue box. Ideal for any type of cat person.
From Amazon
Dogs are known for their love of playtime, but sometimes the weather does not always cooperate. The Dog Soccer Ball is a high-quality, indoor toy that allows your pup to run, jump, and fetch to their heart's content.
From Amazon
The Dog Bathrobe Towel is the perfect solution to keep your furry friend warm and dry after bath time. Designed for dogs weighing around 30-50 lbs, it is made with ultra-absorbent material that soaks up moisture quickly.
From Amazon
Keep your pet comfortable and stylish while they rep their favorite team with these baseball cap pet beds. The baseball cap pet beds are official NBA, MLB, NHL & Collegiate licensed. They can comfortably fit pets up to 30lbs.
From Amazon
Oi Oi Sailor! This soft, comfortable and cute Halloween sailor costume for pets is guaranteed to bring some laughter to all. Make sure your cats and dogs are celebrating Halloween the right way this year.
From Amazon
Dress up your pup as Elsa's sidekick with the Olaf dog costume. Included with the costume is a step-in shirt with attached arms and a headpiece that straps under the chin. It's time to let your furry friend "let it go" this Halloween.
From HalloweenCostumes.com
Take your kitty on your next adventure with this waterproof and lightweight pet carrier backpack. The clear window design allows them to keep a close eye on their surroundings and has 9 large ventilation holes on both sides and front.
From Amazon
Allow your cat to feel intergalactic vibes while it does its business with the UFO Cat Litter Box. Included is a cat litter scoop and a built-in deodorizer pack on top to remove any bad smells, allowing you to place it in any room.
From Amazon
Bring out your inner comedi-hen with the Chicken Leg Socks. These hilarious socks are made of 80% cotton, are both soft and breathable and will make your legs look slim. An im-peck-able addition to your sock drawer.
From Inspire Uplift
Keep your pup stylish and protected with the Dog Overalls! Made from durable and waterproof material, it's perfect for outdoor adventures. Available in various sizes, it's the ultimate accessory for your furry friend.
From Amazon
Showcase the love for your favorite pup on the front of a cozy custom dog sweatshirt. With an option to add their name to the front too, these sweatshirts are the perfect gift for the overly obsessive dog mom in your life.
From Etsy
Turn that gross fur ball and cat hair on your couch into something beautiful. Crafting with cat hair will show you how to make everything from cat toys to picture frames with all the stray hairs from your feline friend.
From Amazon
Let your tree be the talk of the coop with this chicken Christmas tree topper. This charming feathered friend is all set to roost gracefully atop your tree, infusing your holiday decor with a hearty dose of rustic farmyard charm.
From Etsy
Keep your furniture safe from your cat's playful yet destructive nature with these adorable cat claw covers. The soft claw covers are non intrusive and they're made with non toxic vinyl. They come in a range of sizes and colors.
From Amazon
Keep your dog away from people by keeping people away from you. This werewolf dog muzzle can make the cutest doggo look like a bloodthirsty demon dog straight from hell. The werewolf dog muzzle is perfect for Halloween.
From Amazon
With this pet pouch hoodie, you can cuddle up with your pet while keeping them warm and cozy. The front of the hoodie has a sizable pouch with a zipper closure. The pouch is big enough to hold small dogs and cats comfortably.
From Amazon
If your pup is always on the go and needs to stay comfortable, these Dog Sneakers are the perfect solution. These light and adorable shoes are designed to keep your pup's paws protected from hot surfaces and dangerous chemicals.
From Etsy
Prepare your puppy for its next adventure with this lightweight, contoured design doggie backpack. The backpack is easy to put on and take off, and it can carry food, water, and toys for you and your pet wherever you go.
From Amazon
Hit the road with your furry co-pilot in style and comfort with the Pet Car Travel Pad. This paw-some travel pad features a luxurious faux fur top that's so soft, your pet will think they're riding in first-class.
From Etsy
Get your pup ready for the holidays this year with the Dog Christmas Pajamas. Included are 3 onesies with different festive designs. They are made to protect your dog's limbs, keep them warm and have them full of holiday cheer.
From Amazon
Add some hilarity to your garden with this unicorn head squirrel feeder, the animal feeder everyone is going nuts for. Simply fill the head with food and laugh your ass off as you watch the squirrels put their head inside to eat.
From Amazon
Make your feline friend feel like one of its big cat cousins with the Cat Kong scratch post. This scaled down skyscraper, topped with a feathery toy, will quench your cat’s carnal cravings and provide hours of feline fun.
From IWOOT
This adorable walking snowman pet costume is the cutest gift for your puppy this Christmas. Included is plush front legs, felt stick arms and a top hat. it covers the front portion of your pet, leaving a gap for their little heads to appear.
From Amazon
Allow your chicken to flip someone the bird with the Middle Finger Chicken Arms. The hilarious chicken arms can be gently placed around the chickens shoulders. A funny gift for someone that raises chickens with an attitude.
From Etsy
Protect your pooches' fur from the rain with the Umbrella Dog Leash. The 77cm diameter umbrella can be easily attached to the collar of your dog and includes an easy to grip handle that allows you to hold it comfortably.
From Inspire Uplift
The Pebble Smart Doggie Doorbell allows your pup to let you know when they need to go outside. With a built-in treat holder, you will be alarmed when your pup is in the vicinity of the doorbell and reward them with a treat.
From Amazon
Ensure your noble feline friend is combat ready with this battle cat armor. The cat armor is made from lightweight faux leather, so it won't affect their agility but can provide some defense against enemy attacks and cat scratches.
From Etsy
Launch your pet's political career with the Personalized Pet Election Sign. Made of durable corrugated plastic and custom-made with your pet's name and tagline. A perfect way to show your pet's pride this election season.
From Etsy
Trying to keep your pet still while grooming can be a difficult task. The pet grooming harness will allow you to trim nails, bath and brush their hair while they are resting still in the hammock. Suitable for small and medium-sized pets.
From Amazon
The Clucky Balboa superhero chicken arms will make your feathered friends feel like heavy hitters. The elastic band keeps the arms in place and easily slips on and off, enabling your chickens to pack a serious punch.
From Amazon
Keep your best bud occupied for hours with this squeaky plush bong for dogs. This hilarious squeaky plush dog toy is the ideal size for dogs both small and large. The ideal dog toy for any doggo with a stoner owner.
From Amazon
Play with your pet when you're at work or out of town with the Petcube Play 2. This innovative pet cam has a 1080P cam, a 160° view and an interactive laser toy so you can keep your pets entertained while you check on them.
From Amazon
Keep your page and your pet by your side with this paw-some personalized pet bookmark. The pet bookmarks are handmade and can be personalized to feature your pet in all their glory. They're laminated and water-resistant.
From Etsy
Bring the holiday joy and spirit to your pets on Christmas with these adorable pet paw Christmas stockings. Each stocking has a cute bone shaped tag and its big enough to hold plenty of treats for good boys.
From Amazon
Turn your car into a pup's dream ride with the Dog Car Seat! No more sliding around in the backseat during those sharp turns. This doggy throne features a comfy cushion and a safety belt that will allow your pup to ride in style!
From Amazon
The government may be stealing your thoughts but have you ever thought they could be stealing your cat's thoughts too? Shield your cat from the mind controlling electromagnetic waves with the tin foil hat for cats.
From Perpetual Kid
If you've ever wondered if your cat is planning to murder you, this book will reveal the true nature of their behavior. How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you is hilarious and a must have for paranoid cat owners.
From Amazon
We love our pets, but sometimes they do something so outrageous, they deserve to be publicly shamed. Now you can shame your pet for their bad behavior with the pet shaming kit. It comes with a dry erase pen and an easel.
From Perpetual Kid
Immortalize your pet as a pokemon card. These custom pet pokemon cards can be customized with type, attacks, rarity and even a custom description that suits your pet. The custom pokemon cards are physical cards, not NFT's.
From Etsy
Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs. Modern cats must confront satanists, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and other threats to their nine lives.
From Amazon
Unlock the ancient secrets of the stars and constellations with this hilarious illustrated Dogstrology book. Learn about each of the star signs at their best and their worst with the perfect doggo to illustrate them.
From Amazon
Protect your chickens from any lurking hunters with this 8 piece chicken helmet set. The inner side of the chicken helmets has sponge lining, making them soft to wear and won’t cause any discomfort while they're laying some eggs.
From Amazon
Treat your shoe-loving cats to the fluffy warm Moccasin Shoe Pet Bed, a stylish and comfy retreat with faux sherpa lining. Proudly made by a small Amish workshop, this unique moccasin design is perfect for pets up to 13 pounds.
From Etsy
Keep your cats entertained and happy with this exclusive Game Machine Cat House. This multi-functional cat house has enough space for your furry friends to play and includes a fancy cat bed with a high-quality cat scratching pad.
From Amazon
Whether you’re shopping for a birthday, the festive period, or just because, one of the unusual gifts on this list is sure to please the pet lover in your life.
Let's be honest: A gift that keeps your pet entertained and playful is also a gift for you.
We here at Blow My Budget hope these products will keep your dog’s tails wagging and your cats purring, while giving you inspiration to find that paw-tastic gift.
