Searching for some unique white elephant gifts worth fighting for? Well, you’ve come to the right place.
We’ve rounded up a wide variety of ideas that will provide the inspiration you need to find the perfect white elephant gift this year.
Bring along your item of choice to the party and watch the mayhem unfold.
From hilarious gag gifts to innovative gadgets you thought never existed, here’s a list of 90+ unique white elephant gifts everyone will be fighting over.
Never mix up your drinks again with the Drinking Buddies Drink Markers. Included is a pack of 6 speedo-clad muscle men to attach to the edge of your glasses. The perfect set for bachelorette parties and girls nights out.
From Amazon
Never lose a beer to the water again with the Life Vest Beer Koozie. Keep your beer cool while you’re floating on the lake or ocean with this vintage orange life vest. The perfect gift for the outdoorsy types and avid beer drinkers.
From Perpetual Kid
Spread some festive cheer and have a ball this Christmas with the Jingle Balls decoration! This cheeky ballbag ornament is the perfect blend of naughty and nice, featuring a beautiful pair of testicles adorned with a playful red bow.
From Etsy
Toast your dogs with ease with this retro series hot dog and bun toaster. It allows you to toast up to 2 delicious, regular-size hot dogs and two buns at the same time. Included is a mini prong to prevent any burns.
From Amazon
Keep your cool while working from home or finishing that assignment you've been putting off for weeks with the USB mini fridge. It holds a single 12oz beverage and it's powered via USB so you can plug it in to your computer.
From Amazon
Bring out your inner comedi-hen with the Chicken Leg Socks. These hilarious socks are made of 80% cotton, are both soft and breathable and will make your legs look slim. An im-peck-able addition to your sock drawer.
From Inspire Uplift
Host your own interactive crime thriller dinner party with the DIY Murder Mystery Set. It is created for up to 12 players and includes 3 alternative endings, so that you can play it over and over again to reveal the true culprit.
From IWOOT
Pump up your guns with the Protein Pump Kettlebell Scooper. Crafted with the precision of a seasoned weightlifter, the 30g scooper is the perfect companion to help you measure out your gains and keep your nutrition on point.
From Etsy
Offensive-ish crayons are a great gift for those that are easily offended. Why not surprise Karen with a box of all her favorite colors like victim blame blue and midlife crisis gray. Please send all complaints to the manufacturer.
From Perpetual Kid
Crushing empty pop cans the old fashioned way can be soda-pressing, but not anymore with this innovative can crusher. It crushes cans to 20% of their original size to save valuable space in your garbage and it has a bottle opener.
From Amazon
Challenge yourself or your friends to try the world's hottest gummy bear. This cute confectionery is made with a chilli extract that is over 9 million Scoville units, which is roughly 900 times hotter than a jalapeno.
From Amazon
Confuse your friends or piss off your annoying neighbor with this mail order goat prank box. The prank box will be sent anonymously to the target, with tips for grooming and loving the goat they think is being delivered.
From Etsy
Are you looking to get one over on your loved one? Well, look no further than The Moon Ring. When the box is opened, an unholy fart is released. Some people say it’s the greatest gag gift since the whoopee cushion.
From Amazon
Have your switches looking well-hung with a Penis Light Switch. They are available in different colors to superbly align with any phallus-focused decor. The perfect way to prank your spouse, friends, and uninvited guests.
From Etsy
This 26” diameter wide umbrella hat is big enough to keep your head and arms dry. The umbrella hat will keep you dry or out of the sun while you're gardening, fishing or walking your dog.
From Amazon
Cause a stir at your white elephant gift exchange with this Banana Phone. It has a wireless handset, clear audio and connects to both iPhone and Android devices. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone!!!
From Amazon
Get closer to your partner with these undies for two. They have 4 leg holes and a stretchy elastic band so they're one size fits all. The undies for two is guaranteed to add some cheeky fun and excitement into your love life.
From Amazon
Show off your creative side with these hilarious and whimsical Funny Face Socks. Available in 10 different colors, these socks are a fun way to change up your style and are perfect for anyone who wants to put a smile on their feet.
From Etsy
If you're desk looks like it's been hit by a tornado, you can always blame it on your pet tornado. Swirl the jar to create a mini vortex of chaos, bubbles and glitter. A fun gift for weather enthusiasts and storm chasers.
From Perpetual Kid
Keep your fries secure and hands free with the Car French Fry Holder. The french fry tray fits into any standard automotive cup holder and is a must-have accessory for someone who loves their ‘fries on the fly’ and a nice clean car.
From Amazon
A T-Rex may have laughably tiny arms, but they're powerful jaws can easily crush bones or open your beer. This tiny predator will tear open any bottle with ease and it will make great addition to any barware collection.
From IWOOT
Feel your toes in the grass all day long with the Grass Flip Flops. These flip flops are made from durable synthetic turf and will give you the relaxing barefoot experience of walking on real grass, anywhere you go.
From Amazon
Bring your (stuffed) pet to work day can be every day with the Office Possum! This little guy is designed to hang out on your desk, adding a touch of whimsy to your work life. Just bend his paws or sassy tail to hang him up.
From Perpetual Kid
The ultimate snowballs are yours for the making with the remarkable Snowball Maker. This device helps you make the perfect 2.7" diameter snowballs in record time, while you keep your hands warm and cozy in your winter mitts.
From Inspire Uplift
This 8oz Bracelet Flask is the perfect accessory for any concert and festival. The stylish bangle is a great way to sneak in a little extra liquid without anyone knowing. The stainless steel ensures that your drink will stay cold for hours.
From Amazon
Don’t keep stress and anger bottled up, take it out on the Eggplant stress toy. This above average sized stress toy is 7 inches long and super squishy. A fun way to relieve stress with everyone's favorite cheeky emoji.
From IWOOT
Lose your brain cells, not all your hard earned cash. The Shot glass roulette drinking game is great to play whether you’re a gambler, an alcoholic or both! Guaranteed to be a party favorite and safer than the Russian equivalent.
From Amazon
Surprise your children with the perfect stocking stuffer for naughty boys and girls, the lump o' coal. The lump o' Coal comes with a reusable, vintage red jute bag and a card telling the recipient why they're an asshole.
From Perpetual Kid
Serve your drinks in a festive way this year with the Santa Stocking Flask. Fill it up with your favorite beverage, hang it anywhere, and dispense your drinks. Each Santa flask holds 2.25 liters and is the ultimate party accessory.
From Amazon
Rock until you drop with the American Mullet Socks. The rockabilly socks are business in the front, and 100% party in the back. The perfect gift for the mullet lovers who are looking to bring back the most iconic hairstyle from the 80s.
From Amazon
Now you can make your family portraits even cheesier with the all new cheese printer! The only cheese printer to be endorsed by the amazingly talented & totally real celebrity chef Henri Rémoulade.
From Amazon
Add a festive touch to your home's decor this year with the Christmas Chair Socks. Included is a set of 4 socks that are stretchy to fit the majority of furniture leg shapes. This makes them super easy to slip on and off the chairs.
From Inspire Uplift
Embrace the spirit of Thanksgiving and let your fashion sense soar with these playful and eye-catching Turkey Earrings. Each earring is a tiny masterpiece, capturing the essence of a perfectly cooked Thanksgiving turkey.
From Etsy
Nothing quite screams breakfast in bed than Chocolate Beans On Toast. The delicious meal consists of a solid Belgian milk chocolate slice of toast, topped with white chocolate baked beans, complete with a chocolate knife and fork.
From Etsy
Tee off your next beverage with style using the Golf Club Bottle Opener. Crafted from upcycled and repurposed vintage wooden golf club heads, each opener is a hole-in-one when it comes to unique style and functionality.
From Etsy
Prevent 99.9% of unplanned spillages and accidents with these practical wine condoms. The wine condom slips over the top of your wine bottle and once it's been sensually rolled down, your wine remains unspoiled and pure.
From Amazon
Put the biggest smile on your partner's face with the Pet Baked Bean. The happy bean is protected by a little thimble dome and glued in to keep it safe. The perfect buddy for your kitchen shelf, office desk or car dashboard.
From Etsy
These sexy legs walk the walk and talk the talk. The Supermodel Legs fridge magnet is made to cheer you up and provide a laugh as you go about your day. It will be the sexiest pair of legs to ever grace your fridge.
From Etsy
Never get caught slacking by your boss or brown-nose colleagues with the help of this computer rear view mirror. The rear view mirror features a clip and flexible stem allowing you to cover your office blind spots with ease.
From Amazon
Take a break and enter a world of fantasy with the Porn for Women book. It features a photo collection of attractive men cleaning, cooking, and even listening, accompanied by steamy captions such as "I love a clean house!".
From Amazon
Dive into a culinary experience without the calories with the Bath Spaghetti. The 100% natural and vegan body wash turns your shower time into a saucy adventure. So lather up, slurp down, and enjoy a bath that's truly al dente.
From Etsy
Surprise your co-workers during the morning coffee break with the Barry Wood Meme Mug. As you fill up the cup with hot water, Mr. Wood begins to appear as the mug heats up. The perfect office gag to have the place in tears.
From Etsy
Want to insult your friends while keeping your class but modern day insults just aren’t enough? The William Shakespeare insults cards will expand your vocabulary and teach you some of the best insults from Shakespearean times.
From IWOOT
Show off your barista capabilities and create detailed latte art with the electronic Coffee Art Pen. Pour your selected seasoning powder into the pen holder, close the lid, hold down the button and start painting your own designs.
From Amazon
Bring back the classic look with the Retro Brick Cell Phone! Enjoy Bluetooth connectivity, store up to 32GB of memories, and stay connected with long battery life. Plug in your headphones for a truly vintage experience.
From Amazon
Keep your desktop area free from dust with the desktop Henry vacuum cleaner. Henry can make light work of any cookie crumbs or light debris on your desk. There's also an included crevice tool for those hard to reach places.
From IWOOT
Add a touch of rap royalty to your holidays with a Snoop On A Stoop. Dressed in a blinged-out hoodie and oversized shades, Snoop On A Stoop is here to drop some festive beats and keep an eye on who's naughty or nice.
From Etsy
Quench your thirst with this 16oz can of Dehydrated Water. This can when diluted, can make up to infinite gallons of water. All you have to do is add water! The perfect gag gift for a friend with a refined sense of humor.
From Amazon
Get ready for endless fun with the Popdarts Original Game Set! This suction cup-throwing game will test your skills. The closest Popdart to the Target Marker earns 3 points, and every other sticking Popdart earns 1 point.
From Amazon
Who said that food trucks are for the birds? You got that right…The Cheep Eats Food Truck Bird Feeder is the perfect food truck pit-stop for all the hungry beaks in your neighborhood and a great gift idea for bird lovers and bird watchers!
From Perpetual Kid
Learn how to effectively unleash an unholy demon at work, with the How To Poo At Work Book. Readers will learn how to avoid co-workers, get in and out of the bathroom quickly, and, primarily, maintain privacy and dignity.
From Amazon
Feel the burn of hellfire-infused pain with the World's Hottest Chocolate Bar. This insanely spicy chocolate bar contains “hellfire” chili extract that is rated at 9 million Scoville Heat Units, which is 900 times hotter than a jalapeno.
From Amazon
Show your coworkers you are ready to get down and dirty in Excel with this freak in the sheets mug. This mug is ideal for anyone that know's how to get freaky with data entry and dominate a pivot table to show it who's boss.
From Etsy
Keep your tables safe while adding some humor to any party with these hilarious face mask coasters. The face coasters are double sided with a variety of funny faces that can be used as a creative photo op for social media.
From Amazon
Provide the perfect end to a meal that your guests will love with the After Dinner Nipples. Included are 10 nipple chocolates filled with a mint flavoured fondant cream centre. The ultimate curtain call to any dinner party.
From Amazon
Craft some authentic Dutch Oven recipes such as “The Creeper”, with the Dutch Oven Fart Blanket. This soft and cozy blanket has a secret layer of lining to absorb the smell of your farts, while you wait for an innocent soul to walk by.
From Etsy
It’s time to replace those old socks under your bed with the embroidered Cum Rag towels. They are made to clean what you made dirty and are the perfect accessory if you don’t want a new baby in the house this year.
From Etsy
Ever experienced those moments when you're just one step away from a Psyduck-style headache? Well, now you can add a dash of humor to your life and store your hyper potion pills, courtesy of the Psyduck Pill Bottle.
From Etsy
Your egg in shining armor awaits with this medieval knight egg cup. The miniature knight armor comes with a spoon “sword” and a protective helmet that securely holds your egg and keeps it warm until you’re ready to eat.
From Amazon
Get ready to host the tiniest showdown in town with the Finger Puppet Boxing Gloves. Turn your fingers into feisty fighters and throw some comical jabs, hooks, and uppercuts. It's a knockout in the world of finger-sized fisticuffs!
From Amazon
Pump up the style in your living room with the Weight Plate Coaster Set – the perfect blend of fitness and function. These coasters mimic the appearance of weight plates, making them a must-have for fitness enthusiasts.
From Etsy
Treat the woman in your life, friend or bride to be with a box of chocolate willies. The box of chocolate willies contains white, milk and dark Belgian chocolate so everyone is bound to find the perfect willy for their palate.
From Etsy
Get your pup ready for the holidays this year with the Dog Christmas Pajamas. Included are 3 onesies with different festive designs. They are made to protect your dog's limbs, keep them warm and have them full of holiday cheer.
From Amazon
There comes a time in a man's life when he gets fed up with taping it to the inside of his leg. The How To Cope With A Massive Penis journal has a stylish laminated matte hardcover and is the perfect gag gift for your husband or partner.
From Etsy
Take a trip on the wild side this festive period with the amazing shot glass darts bar. Load up each shot glass with your strongest liquor and watch those faces drain. The perfect white elephant gift for your friends.
From Amazon
Gotta roll ‘em all with the vibrant Smokémon rolling tray. It’s made out of durable metal so you don’t have to worry about scratches, dents or stains, ensuring a smooth rolling experience. The ideal accessory for any smoke kit.
From Amazon
Maintain your baller status while washing the dishes with these $100 bill sponges. The multi-layered dish sponges feature non-scratch scrub pads and resembles a stack of Benjamins. The ideal housewarming gift for any young player.
From Amazon
Play a song for the whiner in your life with the sad Tiny Violin. The tiny violin set is the perfect gift for the person who finds a problem in everything. As you know, with every minor inconvenience comes a therapy session.
From Etsy
Stop people from stealing your leftover chips with this disgusting cockroach bag clip. It looks just like a real cockroach and will deter any would-be chip thief. They come in a pack of 4 so you can protect multiple bags.
From Amazon
Make your toilet great again. Roll out some presidential humor with this Donald Trump toilet brush. Your toilet will never look as good when you scrub it with his golden locks. The perfect gag gift for your political allies or foes.
From Amazon
Spice up your underwear drawer with the Elephant Trunk Underwear. The ball hammock boxers bring the best of the jungle to your nether regions. They are made from MicroModal material, which is three times softer than cotton.
From Amazon
Celebrate responsibly over the holiday season with the merriest of masks. The Santa Beard Face Masks come in a pack of 2 and are made out of 100% cotton. It will keep your face warm, frostbite free and provide some festive cheer!
From Amazon
Release your pent up rage with the stress releasing Scream Jar. It reduces the sound of your screams so you can let it all out no matter where you are. Ideal for in the office, traffic jams or dinner with the in-laws.
From Amazon
Stretch Armstrong is a toy made of a rubber-like material that children can stretch up to 4x its size. Stretch him, yank him and tie him in knots. When you let him go, he will utilize his super strength to transform back into shape.
From Amazon
Beer infused hot sauce, a must have for any fan of craft beer and hot sauces. This 3 pack contains a mild Sriracha, a garlic serrano and a hot chipotle infused with lager, farmhouse ale and pale ale. Perfect for beer pairings.
From Amazon
Bring the gooey goodness of S’mores indoors with the indoor electric s’mores maker. No longer will you need to light a fire or have to listen to those dreadful campfire songs just to enjoy these marshmallow treats.
From Amazon
Dive headfirst into the rabbit hole of the peculiar with the Build Your Own Conspiracy Theory Kit! Calling all eccentric thinkers, peculiar pals and those who proudly wear tin-foil hats as a fashion statement – this kit is tailor-made for you.
From Amazon
Who needs a wine glass when you can just use your bra? The WineRack is a comfortable sports bra that holds 25oz or 750ml of your favorite cocktail. The perfect apparel for your next festival!
From Amazon
Stay safe while cycling at night with the Light up Ball Sack. Simply hang them from your bike, give them a little tap and they will start to glow. Flashing your glowing ball sack will ensure you're safe and visible at night.
From Amazon
Attention wine lovers! Are you trying to cut back to just the one glass of wine? Well this is exactly what you need. This ultimate wine Bottle glass holds an entire 750mL bottle of wine — after all, it’s just the one serving.
From Amazon
Normal Terrariums can be so boring. Why not add some excitement to your Terrarium by adding spiders, hundreds of them. In only a matter of weeks they will be big enough to escape & roam freely all over your house.
From Amazon
No need to worry about your chickens crossing the road or roaming the streets anymore. This chicken harness is fully adjustable to ensure your chickens are 100% comfy no matter what. It’s time to take your feathered pets for a walk.
From Amazon
Tee off your bathroom cleaning routine with the golf club toilet brush. The must-have bathroom accessory for golf fanatics, it features an ergonomic design and silicone bristles both sides to help get sparkling all round.
From Amazon
Relieve life's pressures with the Dill Dough Stress Reliever. The dill dough can transform those challenging moments into a dill-iciously enjoyable experience. Stress relief has never been this amusing.
From Amazon
Completely ruin your coworkers coffee break with this disgusting prank mug. The cigarette prank mug looks unassuming but hides a ceramic cigarette butt inside that your coworker won't find until they reach the last sip.
From Abracadabra NYC
The Gender Reassignment gag gift box convinces people they are receiving a DIY kit to change their gender. You have the option to send it discreetly or exposed, making it the perfect revenge prank for a co-worker or friend.
From Amazon
Surprise your friends with the Shower Margarita Machine prank gift box. A high-end design for a non-existent product, it's the ultimate joke for any margarita lover. No mess, no fuss, just an empty box and pure laughter!
From Amazon
Release your pent-up anger without leaving your desk with this hilarious desktop boxing set. The set includes a tiny punching bag with a suction cup, book of boxing trivia and 2 mini boxing gloves for your index fingers.
From Amazon
Keep your favorite ice cream safe from the vultures in your own home, with the Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Lock. It is designed to fit over your standard Ben & Jerry’s pint of ice cream and features a metal combination lock.
From Amazon
Grab your visitors attention by making them grab your doorballs. This hilarious gift comes with an easy peel and stick adhesive strip for easy application. As seen in Scary Movie 2, these balls will be sure to make a loud bang.
From Amazon
Prevent the mess while you eat and dip on the road with the Saucemoto dip clip. The in-car 5-in-1 condiment holder is designed to fit just about any type of vehicle vent. It is time for you cut the crap and stop dipping irresponsibly.
From Amazon
Have the same level of confidence as the legendary Brian Fantana, with the Anchorman Sex Panther Cologne. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. Remember - 60% of the time, it works every time.
From Amazon
Prepare for a taste revolution that not only ignites your senses but also gives your bowels a spicy wake-up call. The Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce is crafted with an arsenal of fiery habaneros that could wake the dead.
From Amazon
Build your own tiny wall or own architectural design with these Miniature Concrete Blocks. Made of real cement, these blocks are designed specifically to a 1/12 scale of an actual cinder block, measuring 1.2” x .6” in size.
From Etsy
It's time to mix it up with this floating beer pong table. It has 8 cup holders around the edges for spectator's beers and a cooler in the centre that can hold up to 18 beers, perfect for any pool party or a day on the lake.
From Amazon
Give your loved ones the gift of safety with this bottle of blinker fluid. The bright blend blinker fluid is the ideal gift for new drivers looking to keep their blinkers bright. The 8oz premium bottle will last for up to 10,000 blinks.
From Amazon
Fortune cookies can be boring, but these misfortune cookies are more realistic. The cookies contain pessimistic, mean and outright cruel messages that are best enjoyed with friends that enjoy dark cookies and dark humor.
From Amazon
Build up a good chopping rhythm with this 'Chop It Like It's Hot' cutting board. With a 30cm radius and made of toughened glass with a chinchilla finish, this durable chopping board is the perfect gift for all you home chefs this year.
From IWOOT
Unleash the legendary swagger of the rap game and the world of Pokémon with the Snoop Dogg Pokémon Card. Moves like "Drop it like it's hot" aren't just lyrics; they're the battle commands that'll have your opponents tapping out.
From Etsy
Add some adult humor to your day and relieve stress or anxiety with this humping animals coloring book. The hilarious coloring book for adults features a variety of animals humping, with a special treat on the last page.
From Amazon
Now you have the inspiration you need to make this year's white elephant event one to remember.
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