How To Cope With A Massive Penis

How To Cope With A Massive Penis

There comes a time in a man's life when he gets fed up with taping it to the inside of his leg. The How To Cope With A Massive Penis journal has a stylish laminated matte hardcover and is the perfect gag gift for your husband or partner.

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