Misfortune Cookies

Take your pranks to the next level with the DIY Vasectomy Kit. Watch as the recipient of the gift strikes a puzzling look before breaking out into laughter. The self surgery kit is brought to you by the world-renowned – Dr. Richard Payne!

Whether you're a Walking Dead fan or dressing up for Halloween, these zombie feet Vans are ideal. Each pair is made to order and the ink used won't fade or peel away after a mindless stroll around the mall looking for people to eat.

Preserve and display a lifetime of memories with this USA travel map. The company's website has a free tool to help you print your photos to fit in each state. The USA travel map is the perfect gift for anybody that likes to travel.

A helicopter ceiling fan is a perfect way to complete your aviation-themed room. Hang this fan and watch as it creates a cool breeze that circulates through the room. It can cycle between three light tones to illuminate the room.

Hang out with friends on the water and relax the day away with the BOTE Inflatable Dock Hangout. The 10’ inflatable dock comes with 2 pontoon back supports, a hand pump, and a carry sling for easy assembly and storage.

Defend Kanto from the evil Team Rocket in this Officer Jenny costume. The costume includes a top, skirt, gloves, belt, crossbody bag and cap. The top features a detachable collar and an invisible back zipper. *Growlithe not included.

Surprise your children with the perfect stocking stuffer for naughty boys and girls, the lump o' coal. The lump o' Coal comes with a reusable, vintage red jute bag and a card telling the recipient why they're an asshole.

Pay homage to your Scottish ancestors with these exuberant boxer kilt underwear. The boxerkilt is designed to ensure maximum airflow and essential heat dissipation, and provide extra comfort to your cremaster muscle.

Wrap your baby up in the Subway Baby Blanket to make the cutest sandwich in town. It is designed for babies up to 18 months and included is an original sandwich wrap blanket and a funny hat with vegetables.

Ensure you always have a piece of land with you with this Jar of Dirt Necklace. The glass vial is filled with real sand and inspired by the jar of dirt flaunted around by the famous Captain Jack Sparrow in the Pirates of the Caribbean.

Prevent the mess while you eat and dip on the road with the Saucemoto dip clip. The in-car 5-in-1 condiment holder is designed to fit just about any type of vehicle vent. It is time for you cut the crap and stop dipping irresponsibly.

Display your love for the Aliens franchise with this Xenomorph egg keycap. The 3D printed, hand painted keycaps are large and designed for cherry switches. Just be careful when it starts to open, we all know what's inside.