Winter Fleece Dog Coat

Fighting kikimory and basilisks all day is thirsty work, so always keep your trusty Witcher hip flask close by. This Witcher hip flask set includes an 8oz leather bound hip flask, a funnel and 2 stainless steel shot glasses.

Give your headphones a monster home with the Godzilla Headphone Stand. With its ferocious design and sturdy construction, this stand will keep your headphones safe from King Ghidorah or any other rampaging kaiju.

Add some sparkle to your drinks on ladies' night with this fabulous edible glitter. The food grade glitter can be used with your favorite cocktails, champagne or iced coffees to give them the wow factor your party deserves.

Add some anus destroying heat to every meal you can think of with this Sriracha cookbook. The cookbook has 50 spicy recipes for you to try including delicious honey-Sriracha glazed buffalo wings or bacon-Sriracha cornbread.

Whether you're growing flowers, vegetables or any other consumable herb, you've most likely encountered aphids. Now you can fight back with 3,000 of these cute but vicious killers. A great gift for any gardener.

Relax after a hard day and snuggle up with these giant cockroach pillows. The cockroach pillows are stuffed with PP cotton and have a soft plush cover. The extra legs and super soft antennae will give you the best cuddles.

Take your streaming experience to the next level with the Fire TV Cube. The Fire Cube is equipped with an 8 core processor that is twice as powerful as the Fire Stick 4K max. It has Alexa voice controls and has Wi-Fi 6E support.

Be prepared for an attacker at all times with these non lethal self defense shoe spikes. The shoe spikes convert your standard shoe into a weapon with devastating force. They're available in a variety of coordinating colors.

Fuel your late-night anime binges with the Moonbucks Coffee Glass. This magical glass features the iconic Sailor Moon and holds enough caffeine to keep you fighting evil by moonlight and winning love by daylight.

Beer pong just got more organized with these hexagonal beer pong cups. The set includes 3 pong balls and 22 reusable cups that are a breeze to set up. The design reduces gaps and the bottom prevents ghosting on wet surfaces.

Avoid the mess produced from female ejaculation with a quality embroidered Squirt Rag. The 100% cotton washcloths are soft and the perfect size at 12” x 12”. No more wiping down the walls after a steamy night in bed.

You can now drink your fancy ales from the Prancing Pony beer tankard. Made of natural oak-tree wood with a stainless steel inside, this Lord of the Rings mug allows you to enjoy the only brew for the brave and true.