Wagyu Beef Tallow

Practice your zombie-killing prowess on this impaled zombie pen holder. Stick your pen or pencil straight through it's undead heart when you're not writing or when you're frustrated. The pen holder is made of designer resin.

Bring some class to your home office with this clever refurbished piano desk. The elegantly designed desk is made using restored parts of a vintage piano. The piano desk comes with lighting that creates a backlit effect.

Cuddle up with everyone's favorite comfort food with this cute cheeseburger pillow. The burger pillow can be opened up and used as a hilarious chair cushion to offer back support. It's super soft and filled with PP cotton.

The Guard Dog Hornet is the world’s smallest stun gun that can be concealed in your hand but don’t let the size fool you, it packs a powerful punch. Protect yourself from any attacker with its 6 million volt and 3.6 milliamp zap.

Now you can make your family portraits even cheesier with the all new cheese printer! The only cheese printer to be endorsed by the amazingly talented & totally real celebrity chef Henri Rémoulade.

Keep your furniture safe from your cat's playful yet destructive nature with these adorable cat claw covers. The soft claw covers are non intrusive and they're made with non toxic vinyl. They come in a range of sizes and colors.

The fusion pool and dining table has an elegant design that makes it ideal for hosting both fancy dinner parties and a day of pool with the boys. It takes less than a minute to transform and the table is able to seat 10 people comfortably.

Create your very own cache of memories with this stainless steel time capsule. The capsule has a lifespan of up to 200 years and it's large enough to hold newspapers, letters and photographs for future generations to find.

Avoid damaging your back when carrying your little one with the baby saddle shoulder strap. The system allows you keep your hands free without the fear of your child falling thanks to the ankle cuffs and comfortable seat.

Make your next birthday bash lit with these doobie birthday candles. This pack of 8 wax doobie candles look just like little joints and are the perfect finishing touch on any freshly baked cake or stoner birthday edibles.

Add some character to any gaming room or man cave with these Street Fighter 2 Turbo portraits. The player select portraits measure 8" x 10" and the set consists of perfectly upscaled versions of all 16 playable character icons.

Knowing what to eat and how to cook it in a zombie apocalypse could be the difference between life and death. This zombie apocalypse cook book is filled with culinary skills to help you survive in any infected wastelands.