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Make this all season Russian-Bear hot tent your new portable man cave. The frame is made from aviation aluminum alloy B95T1 that can withstand strong winds and frost. All openings have mosquito nets and reinforced zippers.

Drift off to sleep and dream of being horrifically murdered when you cuddle this Chucky pillow. The officially licensed Chucky pillow is soft and comfortable with a chucky print on both sides. Friends till the end, remember?

This temperature controlled, color changing LED shower head has 5 settings including Power rain & Hydro-mist. The LED’s are powered by running water so you’ll never have to worry about them going off mid-shower.

Become fully immersed in your games like never before with the Samsung 49-Inch CRG9 curved gaming monitor. This super ultrawide QLED monitor has a 120hz refresh rate and AMD FreeSync 2 technology.

These spooky, scary skeleton wine glasses are sure to send shivers down your spine. The bases are made from a zinc alloy and there's 4 colors to choose from. The wine glasses are a great addition to any Halloween party.

These sexy legs walk the walk and talk the talk. The Supermodel Legs fridge magnet is made to cheer you up and provide a laugh as you go about your day. It will be the sexiest pair of legs to ever grace your fridge.

Bring your cheer, cheer to all Whos far and near with the Grinch backpack. This officially licensed backpack has adjustable shoulder straps, faux Grinch fur and faux leather. There's more than enough space inside to steal Christmas.

Get yourself radioactivated for the day ahead with this uranium glow in the dark soap. It's hand poured vegetable glycerin soap that's organic and vegan friendly. The uranium soap will keep you in your element all day long.

Securely store the Riemann matrix of an artificial intelligence construct with the Halo data crystal chip USB drive. The USB flash drive is intricately detailed and hand painted with an LED that glows when connected to a PC.

Create jaw dropping music and light shows with your very own Tesla coil speaker. This full bridge tesla coil speaker is convenient to use, it doesn't require grounding wire and it has has a 60cm arc discharge distance.

Everybody loves the smell of cooked bacon, and now you can always have the smell of bacon in the air with this bacon air freshener. It comes with a string for hanging in your car and it measures 4" (10.2cm) tall.

Indulge in the ultimate gaming experience with the ultimate gaming station. It can support a 49" monitor or a triple 32" monitor setup. The comfortable leather and electronic reclining control will keep you gaming all night.