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Surprise your dinner guests with some nuts…cured meat and cheese served on the Cock-cuterie Board. The penis-shaped board is available in both small and large sizes…and is the perfect way to spice up a tame dinner party.

Deter attackers from a distance with the pepper spray gun. The unique pepper spray gun fires pellets filled with a non lethal pepper spray and tear gas concoction that can neutralize a target up to 150 feet away.

Drive your colleagues, family or partner crazy with this prank beeping device. This delightfully evil device will beep at random intervals of 5 to 60 minutes. Its small enough to hide anywhere and the battery lasts for up to 3 years.

Make your chicken the belle of the barn with the Rainbow Chicken Tutu. Dress your darling chickens up in these neon rainbow tutus for your next barn dance and allow them to shake their feathers like you have seen never before.

Create a warm, irresistible welcome for any visitor that enters your bedroom, with the Welcome To Poundtown sign. Once featured in that famous Zillow listing, it is perfect for anyone who lives the Eat. Pray. Bone. lifestyle.

It’s time to open up a Can of Whoop-Ass on your enemy! Packed with 8oz of pwnage, 1/2 cup of pain, 3 teaspoons of humiliation, and 1oz of hardcore. Get ready to take on the world with this explosive blend of attitude and domination.

Enjoy your coffee like a true Disney villain with the intricately detailed Ursula mug. Sadly it won't give you the power to turn a poor unfortunate soul into a polyp for your garden, but it will be a great addition to your collection.

Grate your cheese like a true ninja warrior with this Shredder cheese grater. The Shredder cheese grater has 4 different surfaces for grating cheese fine or coarse. The stainless steel box grater is also dishwasher safe.

Start your day with the tastiest waffles in the galaxy with this Millennium Falcon waffle maker. The waffle maker has a non stick coating which means its as easy to remove waffles as it is to complete the Kessel run in 12 parsecs.

Tuck your beer into a cozy insulated Sleeping Bag Beer Koozie to keep it cool. It has a front zip, and a velcro closure tab at the neck to prevent the cold from escaping and includes pockets to hold your caps for proper disposal.

Add some character to your bathroom with these giant clothespin towel holders. These unique towel holders come with adhesive strips that make installation quick and easy. They come in a range of colors to suit any decor.

Bring a touch of Ancient Greek to your home or cosplay costume with the Trojan War Shield. The iron shield features a handle on the reverse and is modeled after those used by the mighty warriors of Troy against the Achaean army.