St. Patrick's Day Cereal Bowl

Knowing what to eat and how to cook it in a zombie apocalypse could be the difference between life and death. This zombie apocalypse cook book is filled with culinary skills to help you survive in any infected wastelands.

They say the pen is mightier than the sword, the only thing that's more powerful is this .50 caliber bullet pen. The personalized ballpoint twist pen is refillable and made with a real .50cal bullet once fired by the American military.

Teach your fish how to bend it like Beckham with the Fish School Training Kit. Included is a manual with training tips from world famous fish trainer Dr Dean Pomerleau, a training field, hoops, and balls to teach them several tricks.

Embarrass your friends and have the mailman question your existence with the Butt Hole Stretcher 9000 Prank Mail. The empty prank box will have a gag label on the front, and a little note inside to say “you’ve been pranked”.

Level up your setup with the Borderlands Claptrap controller charger. Make Claptrap your loyal minion by making him hold your phone or charge your controller when not in use, that'll teach him to be so annoying/lovable.

Add some raw power to your boring cubicle or office space with this badass V8 engine block pen holder. The V8 pen holder is 3D printed and has deep cylinders to hold your pens and a section to display your business cards.

Create the perfect ambient lighting to any minimalist desk setup with this octagon desk lamp. The elegant design has a touch-sensitive power button, adjustable brightness level, USB charging and a beautiful walnut finish.

If you love your pokemon thiccer than a jar of cold peanut butter, you'll love the thicc pokemon card set. The thicc pokemon card set contains thicc versions of Pikachu, Charizard, Blastoise and Venusaur with hilarious movesets.

Increase the lifespan of those overpriced razors with this convenient razor saver from SteelBee. The razor saver fits all standard razors and releases Zerust vapor to inhibit corrosion, making blades last up to 3 times longer.

Level up your movie nights with the inflatable outdoor theater screen. The projector screen sizes range from 10ft-30ft and can be set it up in the pool to enjoy movies on the water. Package includes an air pump, ground pins and ropes.

Dominate every water fight with the SpyraTwo water gun. It fires a short blast of water each time you pull the trigger. When empty, insert the tip into water, pull the trigger and it will automatically refill in 10 seconds.

The government may be stealing your thoughts but have you ever thought they could be stealing your cat's thoughts too? Shield your cat from the mind controlling electromagnetic waves with the tin foil hat for cats.