The Witcher Sword

The Witcher Sword

Deliver powerful strikes to heavy armor with the double-edged Witcher Sword. The signature weapon of Geralt of Rivia from the Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, is made of high-quality carbon steel and perfect for any monster-hunting quests.

$195.00+
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