Metapod Sleeping Bag

Have your switches looking well-hung with a Penis Light Switch. They are available in different colors to superbly align with any phallus-focused decor. The perfect way to prank your spouse, friends, and uninvited guests.

You're a lizard, Harry! Dress your pet up as famous wizard, Harry Potter, with the Mini Pet Round Glasses. The are made from black coated metal wire, measuring 3cm wide and 1cm high, and are ideal for your small pets.

ignite your love for the outdoors or stay prepared for disasters with this all weather fire starter. The fire starter kit consists of a 3" x 1" solid magnesium fuel bar and a single-sided serrated striker to make fire anywhere.

Surprise your little wizards or witches with this personalized Hogwarts acceptance letter. Each letter comes with a purchase list for Diagon Alley and a Hogwarts express ticket, bundled in a parchment envelope sealed with wax.

Say goodbye to the mess of hair you leave in the bathroom after a shave. The beard buddy shaving apron features two super strong suction pads that will stick to any mirror, ready to catch the ‘trimmings’ as you sculpt your beard.

Sticking to just one prosecco during brunch just became a lot easier with the prosecco bottle glass. This hilarious and functional prosecco bottle glass can hold over 940ml of prosecco, which is roughly 8 standard size servings.

Kick start your next session with the smoothest shots using this quaffer layered shot glass. The shot glasses have a unique bubble design. The bottom holds your chaser and the top holds the shooter so you can down it in one go.

Add a touch of playful personality to your home with this hamster chair cushion. Whether you're lounging in your favorite chair, reading a book, or gaming like a pro, this cushion adds a touch of furry hamster fun to your space.

Find a nice spot on the beach to relax with this South Park Towelie beach towel. The officially licensed Towelie beach towel features everyone's favorite stoner and it's made from the softest materials this side of Colorado.

Surprise your co-workers during the morning coffee break with the Barry Wood Meme Mug. As you fill up the cup with hot water, Mr. Wood begins to appear as the mug heats up. The perfect office gag to have the place in tears.

Rake your garden faster and easier than ever with these leaf scoop hand rakes. The hand rakes are massive and they can both rake and pick up leaves, saving you time. They're ergonomically designed to reduce wrist strain.

Relieve your stress after a hard day with these microwavable slippers. The slippers are scented with real lavender for the ultimate comfort and relaxation. Microwave them for a few seconds to provide up to an hour of soothing warmth.