Heated Unicorn Mouse Mat

Nothing sends shivers down your spine quite like an abandoned carnival. Stop people in their tracks and feel the eerie silence with this 72” tall clown merry-go-round. A killer decoration if you’re looking to clown around this Halloween.

Make Writing Great Again with the 2020 Donald Trump Talking Pen. The updated 2020 version comes loaded with 10 hilarious quotes from The Donald. Simply press down on his hair to hear some presidential comedy gold.

Add some extra bite to your drinks with this jaw dropping shark fin ice cube tray. The silicone ice cube tray creates ice shaped like shark fine that stay upright as they float around menacingly in your favorite drinks.

Combine “tactical” with “festive” this holiday period with the Tactical Christmas Stocking. It features a vertical zipper opening, carry handle and a mini marsupial pouch. It is crafted of durable and high quality nylon material.

This innovative accordion lamp can add a sense of character to any room. It has 2 color options to choose from, a warm light or cool white. There is also magnetic covers on both ends meaning these can be chained together.

Keep your feet comfortable and protected with the indestructible kevlar shoes. The shoes are made from military grade materials so they're puncture resistant, yet breathable and lightweight. These are the perfect work shoes.

Light up your office space or gaming desk with the rhythm light bar. The sound controlled light bars are powered via USB and have an internal 300mAh battery. The light bar has 32 independent LED's that will pulse to your music.

The Watch Lighter is perfect for the gentleman who wants to impress both his date and the cigar aficionados at the bar. With its sleek design and windproof flame, you can light up your cigar and be fashionably on time.

Get ready to dive into the most epic sleep adventure with the Shark Hooded Sleeping Bag! This fin-tastic sleeping bag is made from super soft and comfy flannel fleece that will keep you warm during late night Jaws marathons.

Start filling up your cryptocurrency wallet with the Antminer S19 Pro cryptocurrency miner. The next gen chip ensures power efficiency as low as 23 J/TH while achieving roughly 110 TH/s. This behemoth is for serious miners only.

Get the perfect 360° panoramic shot every time with the electronic panoramic phone stand. Simply put your phone in the panoramic phone stand and use the remote control to start. An ideal gift for the avid photographer.

Let's face it, some people in life deserve to eat a huge bag of dicks, so why not gift them with a singing bag of dicks. The package is cunningly disguised as an expensive gift and comes with a personalized message.