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Keep your feet warm and comfy this Holiday season with these festive Christmas turkey slippers. The Christmas turkey slippers have multi-density insoles topped with memory foam so it feels like you're walking on clouds.
Decorate your desk with these miniature die cast guns. The miniature gun models are 1:3 scale and range from 4" to 15" in length. Each gun has attachments and customizable parts so you can finally have the armory of your dreams.
Smell as legendary as Solid Snake with this Metal Gear Solid Shadow Moses cologne. The MGS cologne has hints of oakmoss, cedarwood and musk reminiscent of Shadow Moses Island. May reduce stealth effect of Cardboard boxes.
Get ready for endless fun with the Popdarts Original Game Set! This suction cup-throwing game will test your skills. The closest Popdart to the Target Marker earns 3 points, and every other sticking Popdart earns 1 point.
Make healthier crispy taco shells with this taco toaster. The device holds your tortilla in place and slots right into your toaster so there's no need for oil. The result is a crispy taco shell that won't shatter on the first bite.
Say goodbye to the mess of hair you leave in the bathroom after a shave. The beard buddy shaving apron features two super strong suction pads that will stick to any mirror, ready to catch the ‘trimmings’ as you sculpt your beard.
Add a touch of magic and nature to any room with this levitating plant pot. Magnets and sensors in the plant pot allow it to float steadily in midair while it rotates the plant 360 degrees slowly for maximum light exposure.
Enjoy an ice cold glass of whiskey with no dilution thanks to these freezable whiskey glasses. The glasses are filled with a freezable gel between the double walls that will keep your prized whiskey cold and flavorful for hours.
Tuck your beer into a cozy insulated Sleeping Bag Beer Koozie to keep it cool. It has a front zip, and a velcro closure tab at the neck to prevent the cold from escaping and includes pockets to hold your caps for proper disposal.
Enjoy the natural glow from your very own glow in the dark mushrooms. This amazing bioluminescent fungi doesn't require charging from a light source and comes in a mason jar with a nutritious substrate for optimum growth.
If you're seeking revenge or fighting because of a devil gene, you'll need to look the part. These Jin Kazama gauntlets will make a statement when you step into the ring to fight. They're models of Jin's gauntlets from Tekken 7.
Store your most-prized stogies in a safe place with the Personalized Cigar Set. The set includes a ventilated humidifier holder, a guillotine cutter, a butane torch lighter and has the space to hold up to 8 of your finest cigars.
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