Let's face it, some people in life deserve to eat a huge bag of dicks, so why not gift them with a singing bag of dicks. The package is cunningly disguised as an expensive gift and comes with a personalized message.
Stainless steel soap, for use with or without water. It helps to remove bad odors like garlic, fish or onions so its ideal for chefs. The odor causing sulfur molecules on your hand are transferred to the soap using science!
Wrap up your little friends this Christmas with this hat and scarf. They’re made of knitted soft fabric that is easy to wear. In addition they are comfortable and skin-friendly, and can enhance your pet's charm while keeping warm.
That's right, you can adopt a spitfire and become a member of the ACESquadron as a spitfire angel. You'll get a personalized membership card, information leaflets and a tour of the hangar in Enstone Airfield in Oxford.
Enjoy your coffee like a true Disney villain with the intricately detailed Ursula mug. Sadly it won't give you the power to turn a poor unfortunate soul into a polyp for your garden, but it will be a great addition to your collection.
Take a power nap at ease with this revolutionary ostrich pillow. The travel pillow is designed to feel immersive like a cocoon, allowing you to disconnect from your surroundings. Just slip it on and you're off to dreamland.
Surprise your friends while on the golf course with these sexy lady golf tees. Excellent for practicing your swing or a casual 18 holes with friends. Packaged in a box of 20, these tees are the ideal gag gift for any golf lover.
Get ready to take on Sephiroth and the Shinra electric company with the Final Fantasy 7 Cloud Strife Buster Sword Necklace. It's made from 925 sterling silver and has a 22 inch long chain, there's even 2 slots for Materia.
Build up a good chopping rhythm with this 'Chop It Like It's Hot' cutting board. With a 30cm radius and made of toughened glass with a chinchilla finish, this durable chopping board is the perfect gift for all you home chefs this year.
The always crunchy cereal bowl ensures your cereal stays crunchy right till the end. The unique design keeps the milk and cereal separated so your cereal never gets soggy, the perfect bowl for the perfect bowl of cereal.
The ideal candy for you or your little muggles. Each triple pack comes with a Chocolate Frog,a packet of Jelly Slugs and a packet of Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans. That's enough to have any Harry Potter fan drooling.
I find your lack of seasoning disturbing! Bring your dishes to the darkside with these Salt & Pepper shakers. These are officially licensed Star Wars products made from ceramic so you’ll struggle to break these with a force grip.
Enjoy the convenience of good coffee on the go when there’s no Starbucks close-by. Simply pop in your capsule, add hot water and pump for a delicious espresso outdoors, ideal for hiking or just being pretentious.