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Let's face it, some people in life deserve to eat a huge bag of dicks, so why not gift them with a singing bag of dicks. The package is cunningly disguised as an expensive gift and comes with a personalized message.

Let your uninvited guests know how you feel before they reach the door with these middle finger statues. The hilarious statues are made of cement so they are an ideal garden statue for the introverted or anti-social gardener.

Show your love for trash talk and chat spamming in Rocket League with these Rocket League chat decals. The decals are made from vinyl and measure roughly 3.5 x 11 inches and can be applied to almost any surface.

Mesmerize your soulmate with the magical glow of this iridescent Galaxy Rose that represents “Faith in Love Forever”. It is filled with 20 LED fairy lights and encased by a glass dome to create a warm, ambient light when lit.

Right or Racist, the card game that is guaranteed to end a friendship, break up a happy couple or prove how racist your drunk uncle really is. The first player to lose all their cards wins, then you see if they're right or racist.

Step into Jim Henson's fantasy world with these officially licensed Labyrinth movie shoes. The high top sneakers feature the iconic movie poster artwork with the iridescent silver logo printed on the tongues and ankles.

Increase your productivity while on-the-go with these triple monitors for laptop. The additional 12" screens provide all the screen space you need for all your programs and the plug & play setup works with Windows and Mac.

Protect your knives from Gotham city scum with the Batman knife block. It can hold up to 5 knives in an upright position so you always have them close by after a long night of fighting crime. Perfect for any Batman fan.

Make the most of your shower with this fan powered shower head. The fan creates additional force so you get a powerful stream and you can install it yourself. The shower head has a 1/2" thread so it will fit most showers.

Wield the sword of the Elvenking with the Sword of Thranduil from The Hobbit. The sword was forged from a single piece of silver Elven steel, and crafted by the finest smiths of the Woodland Realm, located deep in Mirkwood.

Complete your dream Predator cosplay with this intricately detailed Predator gauntlet. The gauntlet is 3D printed and it uses magnets to attach your forearm for a secure hold that won't get loose or creak over time.

Add a touch of charm to your desk with the Handsome Squidward Headphone Stand. With his chiseled features and suave demeanor, this headset holder will make you feel like a certified Bikini Bottom resident.