Elden Ring Cookbook

Stay awake at the wheel with the innovative anti-sleep alarm. The potentially lifesaving device alerts you up to 5 minutes before the drowsiness kicks in and is scientifically tested by the National Center for Scientific Research.

It’s time to open up a Can of Whoop-Ass on your enemy! Packed with 8oz of pwnage, 1/2 cup of pain, 3 teaspoons of humiliation, and 1oz of hardcore. Get ready to take on the world with this explosive blend of attitude and domination.

Showcase the love for your favorite pup on the front of a cozy custom dog sweatshirt. With an option to add their name to the front too, these sweatshirts are the perfect gift for the overly obsessive dog mom in your life.

Shoot fireballs from your open palm with the Pyro Mini Fireshooter. The Pyro Mini barrels are filled with 'flash' paper that will allow you to ignite your magic tricks and launch fireballs up to 10ft across the room, once perfected.

Increase your home security with the Amazon Astro. The household robot uses advanced navigation technology to find its way around your home and can detect an unrecognized person or sounds when you're away.

As the late Bob Ross always said, "Everyone needs a friend", and now you can add a happy little friend to your toast with the Bob Ross toaster. It's a great way to tell the special people in your life how special they are.

Choose your allegiance wisely with these Game of Thrones Wall Shields. Featuring both House Stark and House Targaryen, they are handmade from cold cast iron. Hang either on your wall at home and you'll not need to fight for your honor.

If you Started from the Bottom you can get Hype and hit a lil' Rich Flex with this custom tufted Drake rug. Whether it's 6PM in New York, or 5am in Toronto you can Toosie Slide all over this super soft Canadian rapper shaped rug.

Host a high end tea party of your very own with these adorable handbag mugs. These elegant and ladylike mugs are made from ceramic and they're available in a variety of colors, each one comes with a matching purse coaster.

Catch some Z's on your daily commute to work with this mildly disturbing shrimp neck pillow. The neck pillow is made from a soft plush material so it's comfortable and the shrimp shape will provide the ideal neck support.

Decorate your home and impress bug catcher Elijah with these Pokémon taxidermy displays. Each Pokémon is sculpted and hand painted before being framed. There are various normal or shiny Pokémon to choose from.

Always have a bottle opener close by during Summer with these bottle opener sandals. The sandals are made of full grain leather with a no-stitch strap and an EVA footbed with an integrated church key bottle opener on the sole.