Dad Joke Advent Calendar

Reassure your partner that you'll never let them down with this Rick Astley never gonna give you up valentine's card. Whether your partner loves retro 1980's music or you just love Rickrolling people, this card is perfect.

That's right, you can adopt a spitfire and become a member of the ACESquadron as a spitfire angel. You'll get a personalized membership card, information leaflets and a tour of the hangar in Enstone Airfield in Oxford.

Sticking to a diet is a lot easier when you have healthy treats to snack on. This frozen treat maker can easily make ice cream or sorbet like treats from your favorite fruits. It's easy to use and comes with a recipe book.

Have a taste of Venice from anywhere in the world with this Venetian Gondola. The famous boat represents a typical Venetian Gondola circa 1882 and is 36-feet long. It is made of red cedar that is built to last for generations.

Who said that food trucks are for the birds? You got that right…The Cheep Eats Food Truck Bird Feeder is the perfect food truck pit-stop for all the hungry beaks in your neighborhood and a great gift idea for bird lovers and bird watchers!

Bring out your inner comedi-hen with the Chicken Leg Socks. These hilarious socks are made of 80% cotton, are both soft and breathable and will make your legs look slim. An im-peck-able addition to your sock drawer.

Experience crystal clear sound with the GravaStar wireless earbuds. The GravaStar wireless earbuds come in a protective case made from zinc alloy. They feature a 15hr battery life, RGB lights and in-ear detection.

Let's face it, some people in life deserve to eat a huge bag of dicks, so why not gift them with a singing bag of dicks. The package is cunningly disguised as an expensive gift and comes with a personalized message.

Drown your enemy in a sea of alcohol with a game of Battleshots. Similar to the classic game, the rules are simple: whenever a player’s ship takes a hit, they take a shot! The only board game where everyone is a winner.

Defend your abode and stay out of trouble with this Metal RoboCop Statue. It’s handcrafted from high-quality recycled metal, and old auto parts and coated in lacquer to prevent rust. A must-have for RoboCop fanatics.

Create your very own Jurassic Park with the life size Triceratops Statue. This giant dinosaur statue measures over 20 feet long and stands 10 feet high and is positioned like it’s charging through your property with its 3 massive horns.

Brighten up your desk and keep the Dark side away with the millennium falcon desk lamp. This officially licensed millennium falcon desk lamp is roughly 23" (60cm) tall and it comes with a 3 meter long USB cable.