Dad Joke Advent Calendar

Surprise your children with the perfect stocking stuffer for naughty boys and girls, the lump o' coal. The lump o' Coal comes with a reusable, vintage red jute bag and a card telling the recipient why they're an asshole.

Make typing more comfortable with this ergonomic mechanical keyboard. The innovative design minimizes finger travel and improves typing posture by aligning your wrists. It comes with various switch and layout options.

Learn how to effectively unleash an unholy demon at work, with the How To Poo At Work Book. Readers will learn how to avoid co-workers, get in and out of the bathroom quickly, and, primarily, maintain privacy and dignity.

Decorate your garden with this horrifying zombie garden gnome. The flesh-eating garden gnome is ideal for indoor or outdoor use to freak out your neighbors all year long. It's made from high quality resin and its hand painted.

Spice up your underwear drawer with the Elephant Trunk Underwear. The ball hammock boxers bring the best of the jungle to your nether regions. They are made from MicroModal material, which is three times softer than cotton.

Save time and effort when cleaning your dirty shoes with the Mini Shoe Washing Machine. The shoe cleaning machine has a high-performance motor and a nylon brush that gets deep inside the shoe fiber for optimal cleaning.

Feel like a real Nordic berserker with this personalized Viking axe. The blade is HRC 58-60 hard and sharpened by hand. The handle is made of Ash and Rosewood with a leather sheath, the perfect gift for any Viking fan.

It's time to mix it up with this floating beer pong table. It has 8 cup holders around the edges for spectator's beers and a cooler in the centre that can hold up to 18 beers, perfect for any pool party or a day on the lake.

Mutate your mechanical keyboard with this Resident Evil T-virus keycap. The artisan keycap is 3D printed and hand painted to resemble the notorious T-virus vials from Capcom's zombie infested survival horror game.

A Giant Inflatable Beach Ball is the perfect accessory for any beach party. This super-sized inflatable ball has a diameter of 12 feet and will provide hours of fun for the whole family. Simply inflate it and let the fun begin!

Reduce those unnecessary trips to the trash with this compactor trash can. This innovative trash can will reduce the volume of your garbage by up to 66%. The compaction system won't tear your liners and it has an odor filter.

Swish and flick through your favorite channels with the Magic Wand TV Remote. The infrared remote control can learn up to 13 spells to magically control anything on your TV. Included is a pristine collector's wand box for storage.