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Let's face it, some people in life deserve to eat a huge bag of dicks, so why not gift them with a singing bag of dicks. The package is cunningly disguised as an expensive gift and comes with a personalized message.

Level up your setup with the Borderlands Claptrap controller charger. Make Claptrap your loyal minion by making him hold your phone or charge your controller when not in use, that'll teach him to be so annoying/lovable.

Drift off to sleep and dream of being horrifically murdered when you cuddle this Chucky pillow. The officially licensed Chucky pillow is soft and comfortable with a chucky print on both sides. Friends till the end, remember?

Prepare for your epic journey to Mordor with a LoTR Glow In The Dark Ring. The elusive rings are made of solid stainless steel, embossed in elvish runes, and will glow in the dark when fully charged from sunlight or a simple UV torch.

Celebrate the holidays in style with this Gremlins ugly Christmas sweater. The sweater features Gizmo, everyone's favorite Mogwai sporting an adorable Christmas hat. Luckily, the sweater can withstand water and bright lights.

Cut your pizza in style with this hilarious Bicycle Pizza Cutter. Not only will it look smart and cute on display in your kitchen, it features a sharp and durable stainless steel blade that can cut through any crust.

Decorate your yard for Halloween with these terrifying zombie arms lawn stakes. The zombie hands are made from plastic with poplin fabric sleeves with stakes attached to bottom of each hand for easy placement and removal.

Give your home that familiar Aperture Science lab feel with these LED Portal bookends. The bookends feature individual switches for the LED lights in each portal and they can be used to display your gaming collection.

Become a menace to society with these motion and voice activated prank stickers. The prank sticker pack contains 50 stickers for you to cause some confusion and hilarity when random people try to activate the voice control.

Save some time while cleaning the house with these innovative mop slippers. They are made from super soft rose fleece so they're warm and comfy. The bottom is made from chenille and its detachable and washable.

Feeling like the king or queen of your own tropical paradise with the Leather Banana Rocking Chair! Crafted with comfort in mind, this chair will allow you to peel away the stress and embrace the smooth rocking motion.

Grab your visitors attention by making them grab your doorballs. This hilarious gift comes with an easy peel and stick adhesive strip for easy application. As seen in Scary Movie 2, these balls will be sure to make a loud bang.